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Is it alright for a man to consistently not box or wrap a present for his lady, holiday after holiday, even after she has mentioned she would want that?

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Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« on: February 03, 2018, 08:49:14 PM »
"I'm so free!!"
"Your roommate, can I be fascinated!?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2018, 08:54:00 PM »
"Will you marry me?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2018, 08:54:24 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2018, 08:58:56 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

Yessir!  Of course, it isn't just "does it make my ass look big," it's anything to do with clothing really. 

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2018, 09:02:50 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

What if you like big butts? ???


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2018, 01:32:18 AM »
Yessir!  Of course, it isn't just "does it make my ass look big," it's anything to do with clothing really.

correct.
she actually wants this...  http://www.alarnahope.com.au/personal-shopper.html

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2018, 06:56:09 AM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2018, 07:22:10 AM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"

first... find out what the magic mirror told her.


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2018, 05:41:28 PM »
"Your sister didn't say no."

peace
Hog

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2018, 05:59:08 PM »
Will you make me a sammich?

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2018, 06:22:01 PM »

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2018, 10:36:46 PM »
cunt

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2018, 02:33:11 AM »
“Oh I’m just talking politics on this message board who’s main focus is paranormal and conspiracy theories. No I’m not on there a lot, I maybe only post 200-300 times per day. They call me Pudofile”.

Definitely not something you’d say to any respectable woman twice.


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2018, 09:32:31 PM »
cunt
The c word in response to what, aimed at who?  Surely not the innocent and terrorized female character.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2018, 09:34:50 PM »
Will you make me a sammich?
This one might pass, esp if he cooks/cleans up sometimes and works around the place!

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2018, 09:37:43 PM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"
The only answer is, "Who?" and just flatline all words from there, displaying no heightened emotions or attention, just dead pan.

Women shouldn't ask questions like that.  They already know the answer and are just picking a fight.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2018, 09:39:04 PM »
“Oh I’m just talking politics on this message board who’s main focus is paranormal and conspiracy theories. No I’m not on there a lot, I maybe only post 200-300 times per day. They call me Pudofile”.

Definitely not something you’d say to any respectable woman twice.


Heh, heh.  I think "the girlfriend" has laid down the law.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2018, 06:27:20 PM »
No really babe, it’ll clear up after a couple of weeks on an antibiotic.  Mine did.

Re: Things Never to Say in Front of Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2018, 09:48:26 PM »
"We're not married."

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2018, 09:09:36 AM »

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2018, 10:15:01 AM »
"I'm so free!!"
"Your roommate, can I be fascinated!?"

If she asks you how many woman you have had sex with, never ask, "Do Blowjobs count?" 

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2018, 03:26:19 AM »
I once told a very beautiful girl I was seeing that she had a foot odor problem. She didn't seem to care, so that was that and now somebody else has to deal with it.  An axe would have remedied the problem rather nicely, although in that case I would have had to carry her everywhere. No thanks.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2018, 04:01:43 AM »
I once told a very beautiful girl I was seeing that she had a foot odor problem. She didn't seem to care, so that was that and now somebody else has to deal with it.  An axe would have remedied the problem rather nicely, although in thatc case I would have had to carry her everywhere. No thanks.
My mom put up with that in my dad for 18 years but immediately afterwards, dad's second wife cured him right away and never had to endure a day of stink afterward.  Very peculiar how a man would behave so differently toward two women.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2018, 11:09:19 AM »
Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

Of course not. It's your ass that makes your ass look big.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2018, 12:03:19 PM »
If she asks you how many woman you have had sex with, never ask, "Do Blowjobs count?"

The correct answer to this is "How many men have you been with?" It's amazing how quickly that conversation thread dries up.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2018, 01:12:54 PM »
The correct answer to this is "How many men have you been with?" It's amazing how quickly that conversation thread dries up.

The answer I always got was “Oh dear, you’re the only man I’ve been with. All the rest were just boys compared to you “.

I think that answer is given to women at puberty. Along with “Half. I want half. “.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2018, 01:27:03 PM »
The answer I always got was “Oh dear, you’re the only man I’ve been with. All the rest were just boys compared to you “.

I think that answer is given to women at puberty. Along with “Half. I want half. “.

That's insidious, it's just complimentary enough to stroke your ego, unless you think about it for 3/5ths of a second. 

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2018, 04:52:22 PM »
“Good morning Jojo, did you sleep well.”  I’d probably disembowel myself with a spoon.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2018, 03:10:30 AM »
“Good morning Jojo, did you sleep well.”  I’d probably disembowel myself with a spoon.
If you had to have asked, then yes, harikari might be better than attendance discipline.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2018, 02:11:30 AM »
I plan to travel for work at least ten years after retirement age.