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Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« on: February 03, 2018, 08:49:14 PM »
"I'm so free!!"
"Your roommate, can I be fascinated!?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2018, 08:54:00 PM »
"Will you marry me?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2018, 08:54:24 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2018, 08:58:56 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

Yessir!  Of course, it isn't just "does it make my ass look big," it's anything to do with clothing really. 

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2018, 09:02:50 PM »
Oh.  This is a good one.   I assume Wife is inter-changeable with Girlfriend?

Never say anything when she asks you "Does this dress make my ass look big?"

The best policy is for the accused to stand mute in this case...............

What if you like big butts? ???


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2018, 01:32:18 AM »
Yessir!  Of course, it isn't just "does it make my ass look big," it's anything to do with clothing really.

correct.
she actually wants this...  http://www.alarnahope.com.au/personal-shopper.html

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2018, 06:56:09 AM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2018, 07:22:10 AM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"

first... find out what the magic mirror told her.


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2018, 05:41:28 PM »
"Your sister didn't say no."

peace
Hog

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2018, 05:59:08 PM »
Will you make me a sammich?

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2018, 06:22:01 PM »

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2018, 10:36:46 PM »
cunt

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2018, 02:33:11 AM »
“Oh I’m just talking politics on this message board who’s main focus is paranormal and conspiracy theories. No I’m not on there a lot, I maybe only post 200-300 times per day. They call me Pudofile”.

Definitely not something you’d say to any respectable woman twice.


Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2018, 09:32:31 PM »
cunt
The c word in response to what, aimed at who?  Surely not the innocent and terrorized female character.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2018, 09:34:50 PM »
Will you make me a sammich?
This one might pass, esp if he cooks/cleans up sometimes and works around the place!

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2018, 09:37:43 PM »
Be very careful how you respond when she says, "Do you think she's pretty?"
The only answer is, "Who?" and just flatline all words from there, displaying no heightened emotions or attention, just dead pan.

Women shouldn't ask questions like that.  They already know the answer and are just picking a fight.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2018, 09:39:04 PM »
“Oh I’m just talking politics on this message board who’s main focus is paranormal and conspiracy theories. No I’m not on there a lot, I maybe only post 200-300 times per day. They call me Pudofile”.

Definitely not something you’d say to any respectable woman twice.


Heh, heh.  I think "the girlfriend" has laid down the law.

Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2018, 06:27:20 PM »
No really babe, it’ll clear up after a couple of weeks on an antibiotic.  Mine did.

Re: Things Never to Say in Front of Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2018, 09:48:26 PM »
"We're not married."

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Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« Reply #20 on: Today at 10:15:01 AM »
"I'm so free!!"
"Your roommate, can I be fascinated!?"

If she asks you how many woman you have had sex with, never ask, "Do Blowjobs count?"