Straw please!

[Radio Activity]

This has got to be fake news, right?

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Ian Calderon wants restaurateurs to think long and hard before giving you a straw.

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

emphasis mine

[ItsOver]

It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

[Radio Activity]

It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.

[ItsOver]

So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.

LOL.  Time to hit the road in my Spider.    Sorry, no turkee sammich stops for yeeewww, Jorch!

[albrecht]

It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

It is almost like the Democrat politicians get together over lots of drinks and just try to outdo each other in questions like: How can we kill businesses? How best can I inconvenience my constituents?, How can I make things more expensive? etc. It is sorta weird. Who, except someone really drunk or on drugs, would come up with ideas like straws or sandwiches being a source of evil? Unless the thought process went like: people like sandwiches, so we should ban them or straws are convenient, so we should ban them.

[GravitySucks]

It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

Just have them take a selfie...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-42815483

[TigerLily]

Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)

[TigerLily]

So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.

What's Uhura doing with that lady? At least it looks safe for the environment

[Dr. MD MD]

Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)

Was that turtle trying to snort coke?

[ItsOver]

Was that turtle trying to snort coke?

Ha!  One less Californian turtle cocaine addict.  I'm lobbying to ban metro busses.  I saw one run over a squirrel.  It could have been Zeebo.  Oh, well.  At least he helped to temporarily patch part of a pothole riddled street in the metro.  Thank yeeewww!

[Kidnostad3]

What's Uhura doing with that lady? At least it looks safe for the environment

I think it’s called foreplay.

[=Schlyder=]

stupid California environmentalists are why there are quadrillions of fucking plastic bags everywhere, and will continue polluting the planet for decades upon decades...because save the trees.

[Kidnostad3]

Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)

Maybe Californians should stop being such slobs and put their refuse in the proper receptacle. 

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Are those harmful straws coming from restaurants with waiters or fast food drive-thrus?

[GravitySucks]

Maybe Californians should stop being such slobs and put their refuse in the proper receptacle.

Yeah. Right.

[ItsOver]

Are those harmful straws coming from restaurants with waiters or fast food drive-thrus?

Evil Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Gd5150]

Don’t fine the people who litter, fine the poor single mothers who have to wait tables to feed their children. Good idea demokkkrats.

Well at least they have platform now, ban straws. The DemoKKKRats BS campaign 2020. 👍🏾

[albrecht]

stupid California environmentalists are why there are quadrillions of fucking plastic bags everywhere, and will continue polluting the planet for decades upon decades...because save the trees.

We've banned the cheap plastic bags for "environmental reasons" but you can buy plastic bags that are, somewhat, reusable and in nice parts of town, or for certain customers, they will still give you brown paper bags, which are racist.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10219389/Seattle-bans-words-citizen-and-brown-bag.html

[Dr. MD MD]

Don’t fine the people who litter, fine the poor single mothers who have to wait tables to feed their children. Good idea demokkkrats.

Well at least they have platform now, ban straws. The DemoKKKRats BS campaign 2020. 👍🏾

[ItsOver]

Someone needs to clue Big Hill in on the cause.  Ban the straw!

[Dr. MD MD]

Someone needs to clue Big Hill in on the cause.  Ban the straw!

Shouldn't she be resisting?!

[ItsOver]

Shouldn't she be resisting?!

Finally, something the authorities will nail her on.

[GravitySucks]

Fucking looney tunes

https://www.atr.org/enviros-push-meat-tax

[ItsOver]

"Excise taxes on beef, pork, and chicken could be the next big thing..."

Jorch is sweating bullets.  Turkee could be next!

[TigerLily]

Keeping sucking, boys. At least you won't be able to breed

   
"BPA plastics chemical found to feminize males. The harder and more durable the plastic straw is, the more likely it is that it has BPA,”

[aldousburbank]

Straws suck.

[Dr. MD MD]

Straws suck.

It's working! IT'S WORKING!!!

[Kidnostad3]

Straws are very dangerous.  I once had to have one removed from my right nostril after drinking four mai tais at a bar in Honolulu. 

[Gd5150]

Just go back to making them out of paper. Then they dissolve after a few days. And when people litter they should be shot. Problem solved.

But no instead the genius demokkkrats decide they’re going to fine waiters and waitresses for giving them out unsolicited. Because people can’t buy them in the store or grab a million of them at the 7-eleven.

[GravitySucks]

Just go back to making them out of paper. Then they dissolve after a few days. And when people litter they should be shot. Problem solved.

But no instead the genius demokkkrats decide they’re going to fine waiters and waitresses for giving them out unsolicited. Because people can’t buy them in the store or grab a million of them at the 7-eleven.

Maybe they can set up straw inspection checkpoints at the state border.