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Straw please!
« on: January 25, 2018, 03:52:49 PM »
This has got to be fake news, right?

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

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Ian Calderon wants restaurateurs to think long and hard before giving you a straw.

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.


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Re: Straw please!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2018, 04:04:21 PM »
It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2018, 04:08:04 PM »
It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2018, 04:12:01 PM »
So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.


LOL.  Time to hit the road in my Spider.  ;D  Sorry, no turkee sammich stops for yeeewww, Jorch!


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2018, 04:37:39 PM »
It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.
It is almost like the Democrat politicians get together over lots of drinks and just try to outdo each other in questions like: How can we kill businesses? How best can I inconvenience my constituents?, How can I make things more expensive? etc. It is sorta weird. Who, except someone really drunk or on drugs, would come up with ideas like straws or sandwiches being a source of evil? Unless the thought process went like: people like sandwiches, so we should ban them or straws are convenient, so we should ban them.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2018, 04:41:44 PM »
It's on Drudge, along with this.

Is the humble sandwich a climate change culprit?

https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/

Let's all just commit mass suicide to wipe out humanity.  Then all the wackos will be happy.  Too bad they'll be dead, too.

Just have them take a selfie...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-42815483

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2018, 05:51:03 PM »
Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)




Re: Straw please!
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2018, 05:57:23 PM »
So driving is no more harmful than a sammich.



What's Uhura doing with that lady? At least it looks safe for the environment

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2018, 05:57:28 PM »
Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)





Was that turtle trying to snort coke? :D

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2018, 06:19:26 PM »
Was that turtle trying to snort coke? :D
Ha!  One less Californian turtle cocaine addict.  I'm lobbying to ban metro busses.  I saw one run over a squirrel.  It could have been Zeebo.  Oh, well.  At least he helped to temporarily patch part of a pothole riddled street in the metro.  Thank yeeewww!

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2018, 06:24:32 PM »
What's Uhura doing with that lady? At least it looks safe for the environment

I think itís called foreplay.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2018, 06:26:27 PM »
stupid California environmentalists are why there are quadrillions of fucking plastic bags everywhere, and will continue polluting the planet for decades upon decades...because save the trees.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2018, 06:30:42 PM »
Stupid California Environmentalists (this is a plastic straw)





Maybe Californians should stop being such slobs and put their refuse in the proper receptacle. 

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2018, 06:33:17 PM »
Are those harmful straws coming from restaurants with waiters or fast food drive-thrus?

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2018, 06:34:02 PM »
Maybe Californians should stop being such slobs and put their refuse in the proper receptacle.

Yeah. Right.


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2018, 06:38:20 PM »
Are those harmful straws coming from restaurants with waiters or fast food drive-thrus?
Evil Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2018, 06:40:16 PM »
Donít fine the people who litter, fine the poor single mothers who have to wait tables to feed their children. Good idea demokkkrats.

Well at least they have platform now, ban straws. The DemoKKKRats BS campaign 2020. 👍🏾

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2018, 06:41:02 PM »
stupid California environmentalists are why there are quadrillions of fucking plastic bags everywhere, and will continue polluting the planet for decades upon decades...because save the trees.
We've banned the cheap plastic bags for "environmental reasons" but you can buy plastic bags that are, somewhat, reusable and in nice parts of town, or for certain customers, they will still give you brown paper bags, which are racist.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10219389/Seattle-bans-words-citizen-and-brown-bag.html

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2018, 06:44:25 PM »
Donít fine the people who litter, fine the poor single mothers who have to wait tables to feed their children. Good idea demokkkrats.

Well at least they have platform now, ban straws. The DemoKKKRats BS campaign 2020. 👍🏾


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2018, 06:53:19 PM »
Someone needs to clue Big Hill in on the cause.  Ban the straw!




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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2018, 06:55:22 PM »
Someone needs to clue Big Hill in on the cause.  Ban the straw!



Shouldn't she be resisting?! ???

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2018, 06:57:41 PM »
Shouldn't she be resisting?! ???
Finally, something the authorities will nail her on.

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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2018, 07:02:46 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2018, 07:08:13 PM »
"Excise taxes on beef, pork, and chicken could be the next big thing..."

Jorch is sweating bullets.  Turkee could be next!


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2018, 07:28:59 PM »

Keeping sucking, boys. At least you won't be able to breed

   
"BPA plastics chemical found to feminize males. The harder and more durable the plastic straw is, the more likely it is that it has BPA,Ē


Re: Straw please!
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2018, 08:13:43 PM »
Straws suck.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2018, 08:38:00 PM »
Straws suck.



It's working! IT'S WORKING!!! ;D

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2018, 10:12:37 PM »
Straws are very dangerous.  I once had to have one removed from my right nostril after drinking four mai tais at a bar in Honolulu. 

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2018, 11:00:58 PM »
Just go back to making them out of paper. Then they dissolve after a few days. And when people litter they should be shot. Problem solved.

But no instead the genius demokkkrats decide theyíre going to fine waiters and waitresses for giving them out unsolicited. Because people canít buy them in the store or grab a million of them at the 7-eleven.

Re: Straw please!
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2018, 11:10:15 PM »
Just go back to making them out of paper. Then they dissolve after a few days. And when people litter they should be shot. Problem solved.

But no instead the genius demokkkrats decide theyíre going to fine waiters and waitresses for giving them out unsolicited. Because people canít buy them in the store or grab a million of them at the 7-eleven.

Maybe they can set up straw inspection checkpoints at the state border.