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Talk About Your Pucker Factor
« on: January 13, 2018, 01:30:49 PM »
Hawaii sends out missile alert by mistake - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42677604

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2018, 01:45:38 PM »
There are rumors it was a real launch, and we shot it down.

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2018, 01:55:30 PM »
There are rumors it was a real launch, and we shot it down.


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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2018, 01:59:48 PM »
It's starting to feel like 1963/4 all over again.

Yippee... we are all going to die.


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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2018, 02:00:55 PM »
Starts at about 2:04.  It is a false alarm.


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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2018, 02:05:27 PM »
It's starting to feel like 1963/4 all over again.

Yippee... we are all going to die.

Settle down, Nancy! NK is controlled by us. Well, not exactly us but those deep state fuckers and they would never attack there own people, would they? ???


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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2018, 02:32:54 PM »


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Imma not gonna 2 lie Julian and I go way back

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2018, 03:47:59 PM »
I had a hunch about the checkout girl at the grocery store I just saw today

So I asked her about Hawaii

Turns out she's from there and her parents were completely freaked out and she's still scared

So I didn't hit on her at all

Seemed apropos

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2018, 04:44:03 PM »
Speaking of Pucker Factor.

Never clench your butt cheeks if you have explosive diarrhea.  You'll blow yer head off!

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2018, 05:18:47 PM »
... Turns out she's from there and her parents were completely freaked out and she's still scared

So I didn't hit on her at all...

So you're saying there's a silver lining even in a mushroom cloud?

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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2018, 05:21:42 PM »
They need to name and shame the employee who accidentally hit the button during a shift change. And whatever team, or government contractor, came up with a system that a single "button push" can cause such an alert to be sent out and it takes 38 minutes to realize it was sent out and to correct the information.

This, of course, is assuming it was an "accident" and not a "test," a hack, or a real alert that was dealt with (though I think there would be more commentary if the latter was the case.)

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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2018, 05:23:33 PM »
They need to name and shame the employee who accidentally hit the button during a shift change. And whatever team, or government contractor, came up with a system that a single "button push" can cause such an alert to be sent out and it takes 38 minutes to realize it was sent out and to correct the information.

This, of course, is assuming it was an "accident" and not a "test," a hack, or a real alert that was dealt with (though I think there would be more commentary if the latter was the case.)

I don’t think it took 38 minutes to send out the correction. I think the cell networks got overloaded and it took 38 minutes for some people to receive them.

But you never know. The first message was obviously preprogrammed. Getting a correction approved and gaining access to the alert network probably took time.

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2018, 05:39:09 PM »
I don’t think it took 38 minutes to send out the correction. I think the cell networks got overloaded and it took 38 minutes for some people to receive them.
Maybe but SMS usually gets through quicker than calls in overloaded situations.
CNN says:
"A second emergency alert was sent to phones in Hawaii 38 minutes after the initial message confirming the false alarm. CNN was told by a viewer in Hawaii that both the initial threat warning and the message of false alarm more than 30 minutes later came across the TV warning notification system."
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/13/politics/hawaii-missile-threat-false-alarm/index.html

Still a system where one button push and some shift change procedures seems suspect. The EMS, or whatever they are calling now, has problems. Of which I've posted here several times before. But THAT was a yuuge one.
http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=7542.msg347983#msg347983

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2018, 06:26:56 PM »
Never clench your butt cheeks if you have explosive diarrhea.  You'll blow yer head off!

Score me some of this coffee immediately.

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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2018, 06:35:37 PM »
Pucker factor...


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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2018, 10:47:18 PM »
Seems as if they tracked down exactly what happened:
https://streamable.com/5ju83#

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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2018, 10:51:30 PM »
That silly cat. I wonder if that cat’s button is as big as Trumps.

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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2018, 10:51:57 PM »
hawaii should be nuked. too many ungrateful banana pickers. they must go back (to the afterlife).


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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2018, 01:47:40 PM »
hawaii should be nuked. too many ungrateful banana pickers. they must go back (to the afterlife).

I'd settle for one of these guys getting punched in the face in public and televised...and it has to be a real punch hard enough to break that guy's glasses in half. ;)


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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2018, 10:52:13 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2018, 11:04:41 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5280343/Porn-site-saw-spike-traffic-Hawaii-missile-threat.html

"Thank God it was all a mistake.....think I'll watch some porn."


I wonder how many threw up when it was known it was a false alarm. Adrenalin does that.

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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2018, 10:46:38 AM »


This makes me think that a lot of the recent meteor sightings might actually be missiles. ???

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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2018, 01:20:10 PM »
Pu, Pu, Pu, Pu, Pu, Pu...Pucker Face


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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2018, 01:23:31 PM »
Not only am I now fully convinced that "Lady" Gaga is a tranny-grown-in-a-vat, now I think Madonna is one as well.

Note that I think this is cool. Don't get me wrong here.

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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2018, 01:28:05 PM »
Not only am I now fully convinced that "Lady" Gaga is a tranny-grown-in-a-vat, now I think Madonna is one as well.

Note that I think this is cool. Don't get me wrong here.

You'd still hit that up? ???

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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2018, 11:08:01 PM »
You'd still hit that up? ???

With, or without the makeup???

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« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2018, 10:12:42 AM »


rumors it was a real launch

Haha 'rumors' lol

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« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2018, 01:33:35 PM »
It is now being claimed the reason it took so long for the Hawaiian government to correct the missile alert was because Democrat Governor couldn't remember his twitter password.
http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/01/22/breaking-news/after-false-missile-alarm-ige-couldnt-log-on-to-twitter/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/01/23/hawaii-governor-twitter-password-missle-alert-mistake/

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« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2018, 01:57:50 PM »
Illegal aliens from Mexico cause space aliens to go “unmonitored”



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