BELLGAB WILL BE CLOSING SOON!

[Swishypants]

Art has taken a PENCIL, put a condom on it, lubed it up, and pulled down RITCHIES pants and inserted it into his anus with Elmers glue inside! Art, YOU CARD!!! NEVER PASS OUT FIRST!

[Swishypants]

Midnight is on it's way soon! Grab yer drinks Sports Fans!!!

https://youtu.be/i6wvzehV7mM

[Swishypants]

We honor those who have walked off into the mist! See you soon brothers and sisters!

https://youtu.be/TPZlI4yQG_4

[gnooryblows]

honestly this thread is gay and i dont like it.

[albrecht]

Radio update on weather and news ended with a plea that nobody should shoot guns for the New Year and "rely on fireworks." Even though, technically, they are Ill-Eagle to use in the People's Republic of Austin.

[Swishypants]

Ahhh! One for the Bellgab!

https://youtu.be/sYnm7RvaYRM

[Swishypants]

honestly this thread is gay and i dont like it.

I'm going to hold you down and stroke your hair and feed you champagne from a flute shoved inside the middle of your throat! Shhhhhhh! Quiet now pumpkin! All is well!

[Dateline]

I'm waiting for the ball to drop.

[Swishypants]

I'm waiting for the ball to drop.

We have two, but one is bigger than the other.

[Swishypants]

From Texas to you! Happy 2018 folks!

https://youtu.be/T__Htin0Ai0

[Swishypants]

We averted disaster, and the Union still stands. A lot of people died behind the scenes. Make 2018 great by being great yourselves! So from all of us, MV, Art, myself; FOK OFF and have a Happy New Year! 

https://youtu.be/ViN2bRGrBx8

You got a couple of hours if anyone is still here. Do it up right!!!

[ItsOver]

I'm most suspect of what the "natural flavors" and "natural flavor" are? This would seem to be a way of hiding something. I also love that we "bleach" flour and then add stuff back into it- so it has some nutritional value (per a government statutory minimum.)
ps: Worchestershire Sauce should also contain anchovies. Is that the natural flavor they mention but hide?

I just never seem to think "damn, I need some textured vegetable protein and defatted soy grits."

[albrecht]

I just never seem to think "damn, I need some textured vegetable protein and defatted soy grits."

Sounds like someone has a new New Year's Resolution, and by selling numbers one likely you could make!

[Swishypants]

I just never seem to think "damn, I need some textured vegetable protein and defatted soy grits."

https://youtu.be/vN6WsPPMjp8

OUT!

[albrecht]

From Texas to you! Happy 2018 folks!

https://youtu.be/T__Htin0Ai0

One of the few who I like who come out of retirement. His water usage is also epic! (Though I think he is/was selling that place?) Happy New Years to all from Texas!!

[Dr. MD MD]

Welcome to the new BellGab!

What's different about it? I see it's still not faggot-free.  :

[gnooryblows]

What's different about it? I see it's still not faggot-free.  :

i'm not a faggot dude. i know it's me you're talking about lol.

[Norm]

What's different about it? I see it's still not faggot-free.  :

This is proof: https://i.pinimg.com/474x/dc/91/03/dc9103bb232290759d0c40bf9b529438--nice-rack-sexy-women.jpg

[21st Century Man]

Nobody has anything better to do on New Years Eve than post on Bellgab?  I went to a dance club with my wife and her sis-in-law and the chicks there kept groping me even though I was sitting next to my wife.  I certainly expected more from you, Swishy.

[gnooryblows]

Nobody has anything better to do on New Years Eve than post on Bellgab?  I went to a dance club with my wife and her sis-in-law and the chicks there kept groping me even though I was sitting next to my wife.  I certainly expected more from you, Swishy.

lol were you sitting there thinking stuff like "oh man, i wonder what HER fingers would feel like up my butthole"?

[21st Century Man]

lol were you sitting there thinking stuff like "oh man, i wonder what HER fingers would feel like up my butthole"?

I don't really think about that stuff.  If it happens, I like it to be a surprise because then lookout, thar she blows.   I'd be the last one trying to sling arrows like that, Mr. BJ.  By the way, you missed. 

[WhiteCrow]

Welcome to the new BellGab!

It's amazing!!!.. everyone should make a large  donation to show our appreciation.

Praise MV

[Gd5150]

Awe seriously?

[21st Century Man]

Awe seriously?

Just Swishy joking again.  Keep calm.

[Gd5150]

Just Swishy joking again.  Keep calm.

It’s not me I feel bad for, it’s swishy. I really think he had his hopes up this time.

[Swishypants]

It’s not me I feel bad for, it’s swishy. I really think he had his hopes up this time.

You're all suffering from "Mandela Effect!" My original name was SWERSHYpants. BellGab was destroyed in the old time-line and we transitioned seamlessly into a new one. MV is a woman now!

[Swishypants]

Art really did do butt-stuff to RITCHIE though. That's still true! 

[Swishypants]

 

https://youtu.be/zVay-RfNGv8

[Swishypants]

 

https://youtu.be/5v7dXA-LWVk

[Swishypants]

ONI

https://youtu.be/O8G6uyk7HwU