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Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2017, 02:01:42 AM »
Swish, take it to Sizzlegabdate.com.  This is Gabdate.com-Rated PG!

Yew cad yew!




Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2017, 11:10:36 PM »
Remember when you date that mono (EBV) (glandular fever) is passed through saliva.  If one of you has had it, you could pass it to your date. The virus can have lifelong ramifications for some people, affecting the liver, spleen, salivary glands, eyelid glands, and other things.  Also a good reminder to make sure your tableware and mugs are clean!  And to keep your hands well washed, or away from your face...  pretty common sense which is easy to forget under pressure!

http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-mono-expert.html

https://www.medicinenet.com/infectious_mononucleosis/article.htm

http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-mono-expert.html

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Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2017, 09:42:27 PM »
This thread needs more Dr MD MD.

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Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2017, 09:48:28 PM »
This thread needs more Dr MD MD.
Lol. Most hated member on Bellgab.
I think The One was less hated than this hemorrhoid is.
 

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2017, 09:50:00 PM »
I envision Dr. Mexican enjoying a horrendous Tex-Mex take-out dinner in a Styrofoam box while sipping on SQURIT mixed with Vodka.  ;D

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Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2017, 09:53:31 PM »
I envision Dr. Mexican enjoying a horrendous Tex-Mex take-out dinner in a Styrofoam box while sipping on SQURIT mixed with Vodka.  ;D
his own?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2017, 02:54:40 AM »




Ratings are for squares.
And children?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2017, 02:56:03 AM »
So, the men are the animals in the picture? Or does the picture depict the hoards of ferocious woman looking to be taken.

This thread's gonna sink faster than fuck. I give it six replies.
I won!

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2017, 03:09:42 AM »
Be honest, when was the last time you got some?
Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2017, 03:18:53 AM »
Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..


Then who keeps making all this GILF porn?!  ???


Maybe they just don't want to do it...with their husbands. ;) ;)

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2017, 04:34:49 AM »

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2017, 03:24:36 PM »

Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..
A lot of pictures on these forums?  Does that count as 'getting some' for you, even if you have to rub it out yourself?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2017, 12:10:32 AM »
A lot of pictures on these forums?  Does that count as 'getting some' for you, even if you have to rub it out yourself?
There is Sizzlegabdate.com and Gabdate.com-Rated PG.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-copeland/how-to-meet-quality-men-after-50_b_11486040.html

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2017, 12:12:34 AM »
TAURUS IN LOVE

"Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and love, Taurus life is a sun-dappled serenade—when you're not locking horns in a bullfight. Fortunately, the fierce stampedes are rare between you. The most lethal "charging" for your acquisitive sign happens on Black Friday, or at the Barneys shoe sale."
Aug 5, 2017
Taurus Compatibility - Taurus Love Horoscope - ELLE.com

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2017, 12:14:01 AM »

Then who keeps making all this GILF porn?!  ???


Maybe they just don't want to do it...with their husbands. ;) ;)
Are you referring o women over 50?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2017, 12:24:37 AM »
Are you referring o women over 50?



Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2017, 03:26:47 PM »
Meanwhile, the worst time to fall in love:


Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2017, 05:32:28 PM »
Meanwhile, the worst time to fall in love:

I love you, Dr. Zaius! ;D


Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #50 on: December 25, 2017, 01:49:03 AM »
http://www.nextavenue.org/why-middle-age-best-time-fall-love/ is a short article with a couple unexpected insights.  And a lot of women over 50 can finally be blond without bleach!  Just a touch of color and it's done.  For the first time in their lives!


Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2018, 07:38:37 PM »
What are your dating deal breakers? This is intended for singles, but anyone can reply of course...

From character to appearance to smell to intelligence to lifestyle and beyond, what are your dating deal breakers?  Of course, there are the obvious objectionable traits like abuse, filth, stink, criminality, addiction, etc...  But, barring the obvious, what just ruins a person's date potential for you?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2018, 08:12:48 PM »
What are your dating deal breakers? This is intended for singles, but anyone can reply of course...

From character to appearance to smell to intelligence to lifestyle and beyond, what are your dating deal breakers?  Of course, there are the obvious objectionable traits like abuse, filth, stink, criminality, addiction, etc...  But, barring the obvious, what just ruins a person's date potential for you?

The top deal breakers are Jewish Phenotype and Coal Burners




Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2018, 03:25:39 AM »
Smokers, lechers, dinky cars...

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2018, 03:41:15 AM »
What are your dating deal breakers?

You won't go down.  And when you finally do, you struggle with it like it's your first rodeo or something.  I guess you think that would be cute?

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2018, 08:35:56 PM »
Ketchup on anything
Allergic to cats
Allergic to garlic
Can't/won't fly
Can't/won't drive
Can't/won't 69
CNN bookmarked
Illiterate tattoos

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2018, 12:51:35 AM »

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2018, 02:18:21 AM »


Oooooh, Slojo!  Looks like we got a live one for you.

Re: Gabdate.com-Rated PG
« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2018, 02:18:13 AM »
You won't go down.  And when you finally do, you struggle with it like it's your first rodeo or something.  I guess you think that would be cute?
Maybe you're just different? Teehee