Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Prince Charles
Queen Elizabeth (death announced the next day)
Jaimoe
Carl Palmer
Juan Corona
Lindsay Lohan
Billy Sunday Birt
Falkie2013

I'm surprised he's lasted so long. I saw the Allmans fifteen or so years ago and he was enormous. He didn't seem to have much energy, either, and they had a young guy with boundless energy playing percussion to compensate. It was still a good show, and a very young Derek Trucks, who hadn't become big in his own right, tore it up on guitar and made a very good first impression on me.

[Dr. MD MD]

Chuck & Amy Schumer (Firey anything)
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton (Plane or car, it doesn't matter. After serious consideration I've concluded that it would probably be better to keep Happy Laughing Funboy around though...just for the lawls. You all know I'm right  )
Nancy Pelosi (Severe allergic reaction to one of her botox injections)
Maxine Waters (Alzheimer's)
Madonna (ANY STD)
Michael Moore (obvious massive coronary event)
Sarah Silverman (The weight of her sense of self-importance slowly suffocates her.)

[Big Chicken]

Here are Big Chicken's thoughts on this.

                US Presidents
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Jimmy Carter
George Bush 41
Bill Clinton

A relapse of cancer will claim Carter, Bush 41 will succumb to congestive heart failure and the syphilis will finally hit pay dirt and claim Clinton.


                Royalty
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will pass on and will be the last Queen of the United Kingdom to ever reign.


                 Sports
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Willie Mays
Joe Namath

               Arts and Entertainment
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Alex Jones
Sean Connery
Glenn Beck


                 D-List Whatevers
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Tila Tequila

[mikuthing01]

Whats wrong with Tila Tequila? She was healthy and looking good when she had a twitter account a few months ago before (((they))) banned her.

[Big Chicken]

Whats wrong with Tila Tequila? She was healthy and looking good when she had a twitter account a few months ago before (((they))) banned her.

Choked out during a sex act will  finish her in September.   Sorry.

[Juan]

I forgot raul castro.

[MV/Liberace!]

Ruth Ginsburg
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Carolyn McCarthy
Dianne Feinstein
George Soros
Al Sharpton
Barbara Boxer
Dick Durbin
Shannon Watts

No Maxine Waters? Shame.

[Camazotz Automat]

01) The Amazing Kreskin
02) Bill Ward
03) Tom Robbins
04) Richard Bach
05) Billy Graham
06) Julie Newmar
07) Pat Priest
08) Joanne Linville
09) Art Bell
10) June Lockhart

(I predict Kreskin every year.  It's only a matter of time.)

I put Art Bell on there as a lark but am revising to a name I actually have a gut feeling about:

09) Stephen Hawking

[JesusJuice]

I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.

There are advantages in not being one of the
Cool Kids.................

[damon]

Alan colmes is dead

[paladin1991]

Alan colmes is dead

Who picked Alan?  Anybody?  There's a cookie for whoever picked the winner.

[21st Century Man]

I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.

I'm flattered that I am now a celebrity. Who da thunk that?  I just have to try harder to move up on the list.

[Jackstar]

accuse us

Roll call, Fucko. Line up.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm not surprised Chuck Berry didn't make anyone's list, because he always seemed too ornery to die. You can't blame him for being bitter, though, because he was a victim of the social climate of his time and unfairly treated in ways that would piss anyone off.

And speaking of old rockers who didn't make anyone's list, at least Little Richard and Ron Wood (shown here in their natural states, sans wigs and makeup), are still with us.

[JesusJuice]

I'm not surprised Chuck Berry didn't make anyone's list, because he always seemed too ornery to die. You can't blame him for being bitter, though, because he was a victim of the social climate of his time and unfairly treated in ways that would piss anyone off.

And speaking of old rockers who didn't make anyone's list, at least Little Richard and Ron Wood (shown here in their natural states, sans wigs and makeup), are still with us.

http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

[GravitySucks]

Kind of sad his only #1 hit as a performer was this atrocity...


http://youtu.be/UaEC-lWSlmI

[dipp]

Over the while, we've kind of been shocked with ppl who have died.  Carrie Fisher, Mohamed Ali, David Bowie..
No prediction. but saw this in my fb news feed and had to laugh.

[MV/Liberace!]

http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

"I can't kiss you. Your face smells like piss."

Chuck. Berry.

[bateman]

http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

ahahaahahaahahah holy christ

[ItsOver]

I put Art Bell on there as a lark but am revising to a name I actually have a gut feeling about:

09) Stephen Hawking

Oh, man.  Don't curse THE Catwoman.  She USED to be too hot to die.

THEN



NOW



Eh, not bad for being In THE 80s...WTF.  The 80's!  When the hell did this happen?

Time, you suck.  Please, just go away.  And take Noory with you.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh, man.  Don't curse THE Catwoman.  She USED to be too hot to die.

THEN



NOW



Eh, not bad for being In THE 80s...WTF.  The 80's!  When the hell did this happen?

Time, you suck.  Please, just go away.  And take Noory with you.

i spent a couple hours with julie newmar and adam west back in 2002.  lets just say... odd people.  and you could tell they didn't want to be in the same room with one another.

[mikuthing01]

http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

[ItsOver]

i spent a couple hours with julie newmar and adam west back in 2002.  lets just say... odd people.  and you could tell they didn't want to be in the same room with one another.

Heh, so I've heard.  Adam West's "weirdness" served him well in "Batman." Now, he's almost like a male Norma Desmond, thinking he really is Batman.

[21st Century Man]

http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

This is a good example of why private lives should remain private.

[Rix Gins]

Nobody picked Don.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Rickles

[Taaroa]

Eric Clapton
Neil Young

[Rix Gins]

Ed Asner
Charles Manson
Fats Domino
Jimmy Carter
Hugh Downs
Jerry Lewis
Carl Reiner
Bill Dana (José Jiménez)
Bob Barker
David Crosby

Special thanks to Juan for pointing this out on the Celebrity Deaths thread.

[paladin1991]

It's time for a Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS thread.  For whatever reason, I'm often surprisingly accurate with this (and ONLY this) sort of prediction.  Unfortunately, there's no way to turn this into income.

So, make your celeb death predictions for 2017. 

Rules:

A) No more than ten celebrity predictions per user.  Anything more than that, and you're just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. 

B) It is perfectly acceptable to repeat the prediction of someone else.

C) Place all of your predictions in one post.

D) The person with the most accurate predictions will be marginally celebrated and possibly awarded free Turbo Mode for a period not to exceed five days.

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My list:
1) Loretta Swit
2) Fats Domino
3) Ginger Baker
4) Malcom Young
5) Paul Simon
6) Tom Sizemore
7) Robert Duvall
8 ) Bill Clinton
9) Leo Laporte
10) Henry Kissinger

[paladin1991]

How about bonus points if they die in the order listed?

Bob Dole
Dick Dale
Charles Manson
Kirk Douglas
Tommy Lasorda
Regis Philbin
Richard Simmons
Little Richard
Petula Clark
Sean Connery