Black eyed children

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Sniff; you never called me luv before, petal.

Just don't start expecting it, snookums.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oooh. I set off a tiff 

Its okay, Vanessa is prone to outbursts of emotion; especially when she's been wolf whistled by roofers, leering down from the scaffolding. It makes her excitable and full of a false sense of femininity which she can't quite pull off due to the hairy hands and need to wear two pairs of opaque tights under her sheer black stockings to hide the coarse hair.

Just saying.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Its okay, Vanessa is prone to outbursts of emotion; especially when she's been wolf whistled by roofers, leering down from the scaffolding. It makes her excitable and full of a false sense of femininity which she can't quite pull off due to the hairy hands and need to wear two pairs of opaque tights under her sheer black stockings to hide the coarse hair.

Just saying.

Yeah, but at least I still have my dignity. You left yours spattered all over that squalid hotel room in Corsica in 2003.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Oooh. I set off a tiff 

If only you knew the extent of the tribulations he visits on me when he's in one of his sulky moods.