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George and his latest horsey brunette!

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on May 15, 2019, 11:26:24 AM
Will you ever forgive George Noory?

It's amazing how much easier it is to forgive someone after you rip them up.  Oh, well, the worst thing he's done is generally prefer horsey, whiny brunettes who spend all day being groomed with tons of make-up.  I think I can forgive that.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 15, 2019, 11:11:32 AM
He's stroking his sense of personal significance again and if he doesn't stop it it's going to effect his speech.

Could you possibly be his, uh, counselor?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 15, 2019, 07:26:39 PM
There was a cat that used to hang around my house.  The back end of the cat barely functioned.  It had apparently been hit by a car (they don't slow down for pets in the road here).  It propelled itself around with its front legs while mostly dragging the back ones behind it.  We used to leave food out for it so that it didn't starve.  It didn't move around much, as you might expect.

One night I went outside, and damn if Mr. Bojangles wasn't down the street, chasing around the lady cats in the neighborhood.  Still pulling his back legs behind him, but moving faster than I had ever seen him go.  I don't know if he caught one or what he would do with it if he did.

There's no point in yelling at clouds, 14.  Better to realize that certain behaviours can be  anticipated and then use that knowledge advantageously.

Good for Mr. Bojangles!  That's great, and that you fed him.  As far as male highway rescuers, I am disappointed.  Given the value system I was raised with, there is no way I ever saw their fickleness coming.  But to end this on a positive note, many older men still do try to help if they can.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 15, 2019, 07:29:12 PM
That got me banned*, but the one that got my ip blocked was when I posted a gif file of two dudes yanking each other's cranks.

Nobody appreciated art at that time.  I hear that this site allows bestiality pics, or did.  I've been busy and missed most of the drama.

*...unjustly, because you could barely see the penis.  The girl was bitching on and on about some pointless shit, and then the guy did what many of us dudes think about doing in that situation.  But the chicks on this site had a collective conniption, so BANNED.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_in_the_United_States  The acts are a felony in many states, and a misdemeanor in many.  It is a crime in about 46 states.  Often, men who do this also abuse the animals in cruel ways.  Seen some traumatizing stories in the news.  I suspect that if they hadn't been cruelly physically abusive, the law would be more lenient.  It was after a very heinous crime was in the news that some states (at least mine) enacted legislation against bestiality for the first time. 

Quote from: Liberace! on May 15, 2019, 11:32:01 AM
Is that what happened?  I can't even come close to remembering.

I don't know how long the ban lasted, but yes, this is how I remember it.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 12, 2019, 09:29:40 AM
That's "Nantucket Sleighride" by Mountain.  This 18 minute live version was what I played during my radio show when I had to use the facilities or get something to eat.


https://youtu.be/Oa7pDgF8rrY

What were your topics?

Quote from: WOTR on May 10, 2019, 05:18:51 PM
Dead Comedians... I have to go back a month- but it seems somewhat appropriate for Bellgab.

Veteran U.K. comedian Ian Cognito died after falling ill on stage... “We thought it was part of the act,” Ostojak explained. “We came out feeling really sick, we just sat there for five minutes watching him, laughing at him.”

The comedian gave me one last laugh when I imagined the mood in the room as it went from everybody laughing hysterically at a dead guy slumped over on stage for five minutes to the realization he was dead, 911 being called, CPR performed and finally the man being wheeled out the door on his way to the morgue.

Nothing that anybody can do to change the past. They will all look back on that night and realize they not only sat idly by as a man died in front of them- but that they laughed while he expired.*

Source: https://globalnews.ca/news/5160771/ian-cognito-dies-onstage/

*No, I'm not saying it was wrong of them to do so- that is what makes it all the better. 

Time to institute Safe Word policies.  Maybe a faster response could have saved his life.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 14, 2019, 09:57:27 PM
No, it was this character, Steve Huff.



https://youtu.be/jRTxLrhIk7U

I don't think the voice on the rcdg below said, "Can use it?"  I think it said, "Can you sit?' (like can you sit for a minute to listen).

When the voice said, "Today. ...they'll take him", I think it meant that today's deceaser, Stanton, would likely go to Heaven (at some point).

How is this box constructed?  Without anyone being the wiser, could the box be amplyifying covert transmissions of RNM from two different levels of consciousness of the person in the room?

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 14, 2019, 06:01:29 PM
I was talking about the scam artists who claim they can communicate with the dead.  Who was the guy who said he talked with the dead Bell shortly after his death?

That was a guest on one of Jimmy Church's own shows, Fade to Black.  The msg included the words fade to black.  I did a numerology of the words and I actually think based on the meaning and humor that the message was legit.

There is someone in BG who Art gave a pre-death secret word to, can't remember off the top of my head who.  I showed him my analysis which included dark humor like 666, but the poster did not validate that there was any connection.  It's all in BG somewhere, I think.

I believe in the grave and resurrection, I think, so any msg would have had to have been in the moments after death while the brain is still alive?  Not sure on this whole part.

By the way, the rcdg below is not the one I analyzed.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 15, 2019, 03:42:51 AM
Because it's always about Jorch.  :

So narcissism?

Quote from: Azzerae on May 15, 2019, 02:43:37 AM
These are all good questions, and its helpful advice.

I enlarged my screen and now see that your Barbie is not looking through a monocular.

Does anyone else think it was wrong of George to play Frank Sinatra's "My Way"?

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

I just get the feeling he wasn't playing it for Stanton.  Gee. 

What should I do if You Tubes play fine in Internet Explorer but not Chrome?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 14, 2019, 07:49:01 PM
If you ever get inspired to try Linux, I suggest that you don't use something like VUU-DO.  That's a specialized variety of Linux that aims for a bare-bones, stripped down operating system.  It has its usefulness, but not with someone in your position.

I would instead suggest Linux Mint.  The look and feel is similar to Windows 7, so it is easier transition for someone used to Windows.

Find someone who is technology-savvy, and ask him to download a copy and put it on a USB, and live boot it on his laptop.  You can play around with it a bit, and see what you think.  Meanwhile the guy will feel like a manly-man for helping out a chick in need, which is good for him.  It's win-win.  Who knows, if you ask the right guy, Cupid may draw his bow, and you'll be fucking like two weasels in a gunny sack before you can say "Bob's your uncle."

I'm liking this plan.  Please take photos and share with the rest of the class.

I don't think the man I love would like that.  And furthermore, you are reminding me of how men always used to pull over when I had car trouble in my twenties.  But once I hit 35, they never pull over.  This just proves they were never actually interested in me.  Just my body at the age it was.  I always thought a good citizen was a good citizen was a good citizen.  Never realized they are only good citizens for young chicks.

It is so stupid that Alabama allows hormonal birth control, but outlawed abortion.  Hormonal birth control has abortion in it, which kicks in as a last resort if the hormonal birth control fails.  So, Alabama allows BIG PHARMA TO PROFIT FROM UNWITTING ABORTIONS, WHILE PROHIBITING INDIVIDUALS FROM GETTING ABORTIONS.  THE HYPOCRISY.

And, Alabama did not outlaw fertility clinic abortion of fertilized embryos.  Nope.  Middle class married women who are trying to fulfill their maternal role are fully allowed to murder babies just fine, without ANY regulation at all, no questions asked and as a matter of fact, the abortions are an expected result of treatments that insurance pays for.  THIS MEANS INSURANCE IS ALLOWED TO PROFIT FROM EVENTUAL ABORTION IN ALABAMA, AND RAPE OR INCEST IS NOT INVOLVED.

Quote from: Azzerae on May 14, 2019, 03:08:14 AM
That is an awfully sad story, and I’ve always admired folks who are able to be carers. As you know, I looked after an elderly family member for a long time at one stage, and it took a it’s toll on me, even though I am a patient and compassionate person, when it comes to family. My fuse was shortened tremendously by the end of those few months, and I many times said things I shouldn’t have.

But to your broader point, while sex is very important to men, and a significant factor in any romantic relationship, I do think we live in an oversexed age at this current time, and far too much importance is placed on it.

I wonder if you had care giver burnout.  Do you think they forgave you?  I hope so.  They probably could tell you were under stress.  I agree. 

Quote from: Morgus on May 14, 2019, 11:12:46 PM
Yep Noory opened tonight's show with reporting on Stanton Friedman, saying it was ironic that he was both his first and last interview (at his Ohio event last weekend)


Stanton Friedman at George Noory's Live Stage Show in Columbus, Ohio, May 11, 2019. Pictured (l to r): Stanton, Tom Danheiser, Mary Ann Winkowski, George Noory, Lori Wagner, and Jim Harold.

Thank you for the photo!  And that would be, George's first interview, but Stanton's last interview.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 14, 2019, 05:07:59 PM
It happens

I know.  I've done hospice work.  One day you've got 5 rooms full of projects crafts, and an acre of garden tasks.  The next day you have a health crisis and never see your garden again.  I hope we all take some moments to really be present, and appreciate our lives and lifestyles, deeply.  Have you ever REALLY looked at your family member's face, really LOOKED?  Do your pets know you love them? Could you actually describe what side she has that spot or stripe on?  What color are her eyes?  Does your pet know that you'll put its older needs first when you're tired?  When it's energetic - do you stop what you are doing and go with the immediate inclination to play?  It won't bring it up again later, it'll be winding down for bed, based on the length of the day.  Don't wish your life away.

I didn't know much about Stanton Freidman, but obviously he passed a lot of his knowledge on to many people.  I hope we all try to pass our talents (even pronoun matching) to others who can grow from them.  On time.  Like how professionals should have a protege, especially as they near retirement.

For many people, the decades seem short and fleeting.  Better to know it and plan your character accordingly.  Unless you are one of the blessed people whose lives go more slowly.

How much bitterness we should set aside.  Why feel sorry for yourself when you could spend that energy really living life to the fullest you are able.  If an issue is not going to matter in five years, let it go soon.  If it will matter in five years, then do something about it today and take the fork in the road while you still have enough years for the path to be meaningful.

"Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold them... Know when to walk away; know when to run.  You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table... There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GlNQzjii1c

Someone tell me this is a parody.  I googled the producers and their work is a little far out, but I didn't see any obvious link to parody.  Obviously it's fake but how would someone know that?  Other episodes of the show do include things that were in mainstream news, just kind of weird.

Quote from: Juan on May 14, 2019, 04:12:14 PM
How am I  supposed to remember 2013?

Taking notes helps.

Quote from: Dateline on May 14, 2019, 02:42:14 PM
That is frightening, he was one of the speakers this weekend at Norry's live event.  The family has not disclosed the cause of death.

You mean he was fine on Saturday and he is deceased now?

Quote from: 14 on May 14, 2019, 01:56:52 PM
I stumbled across this photo online while trying to find an image of angry crossed-eyes.  Doesn't this man look familiar?  Like Ed Dames on a rough day, maybe plus a few years?

Third one down is the mystery person.

I stumbled across this photo online while trying to find an image of angry crossed-eyes.  Doesn't this man look familiar?  Like Ed Dames on a rough day, maybe plus a few years?

Quote from: Dateline on May 14, 2019, 12:14:30 PM
In the lore of Happy Hour, it was not denied.

Oral history is VERY important.  #metoo George looked right at my cleavage when I viewed an archived chat video.  He probably has hidden time lapse two-way going on through his vids to this day.  I don't know if that exists, but I've always felt he knows a lot more about computers than he lets on.  I felt like meat on a rack, as if my serious interest in the chat topic didn't matter.  SHAME ON HIM!  I think he was even married when that vid was made.

People who take the comics section of today's newspaper out of the house, into the car, and to their court sentencing hearing...

The way I enter this thread and for no apparent reason I am on page 395...  Keeps it interesting - but current time can be lost that way!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 16, 2013, 09:48:09 AM
          I was preparing myself if the AA douche wandered near my table. If he started with his preaching my response was going to be "so is this AA, a court ordered thing for you?"...and let it devolve from there. Fuckin asshole drinks like a fish for 40 years, now he's "clean" for a year and he's Tommy Temperance. Fuck that.

          I was really tempted to lay out a few lines of Sweet N' Low on the table(in lieu of the real thing which was probably readily available in the bathroom) and then snort them as he arrived. But he never did

Seems to me he'd want to get as far from alcohol as possible, not walk right up to its table...

Quote from: Juan on February 15, 2013, 04:33:09 PM
It annoys me that my local grocery store sold out of candy and there was none on sale today.  Not that I need any.

What??  @Juan Did you get candy yet?  Online ordering is pretty quick...

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 14, 2019, 01:48:53 AM
Who is 'Her?'  Mom?  And her SSI check?

Mother of God?

There are some people in GLP who talk about some sort of a divine "her".  They are like a sect or cult but also very vague.  Like they are afraid to mention this "her" who is supposedly coming to Earth.  It's weird.