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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 13, 2018, 10:03:07 AM
As issued by the Whitehouse...How do we know? Because its unlikely the doctor qualified if he couldn't even spell his own name....The Trump circus can't even falsify statements convincingly.

If Trump had written the report it no doubt would have included a paragaph, "......excellent health except for minor difficulity with urination due to a ginormus dick."

Quote from: Swishypants on January 12, 2018, 09:36:29 PM
Toughen the fuck up, drop you massive ego's you trip over, and get serious!

Is there anything under that tutu?  How old are you?  When you bend over like that, does your ballsack ever hit the ground?

Quote from: anon on January 12, 2018, 05:16:34 PM
Trump needs to deport the shithole people now! MLK? no, ML-Gay.

That would be most everyone in the Confederate states. Really, who would take them?

Q: What's the only thing that could knock "shithole countries" out of the #1 most searched spot on Google?

A: "Stormy Daniels."

Quote from: Swishypants on January 12, 2018, 02:16:13 PM
Is that what you call your "Man pussy?"

You know, if you pulled your teeth and combed a moustache down over your lips, I bet you could earn 50 cents a fuck.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 12, 2018, 12:49:25 PM
I would still damage her cervix!


https://youtu.be/-esTpbj7fcU

With your little nub?  I doubt it.

Sirius XM finally filled the spot that opened up when Art bailed.  Look for it in the new lineup.  It's called "SHIT HOLE COUNTRY."

Quote from: Swishypants on January 12, 2018, 11:24:22 AM
You got a Roomba too? Mine is named "Lil' Nigga'!"

No, yours is named "Sucks My Dick."

Quote from: MiaWallace on January 12, 2018, 10:45:13 AM
Hi Everyone

Where TF is Art? He needs to come back on the air. So much stuff is going on in the world and we NEED him. Can anyone tell me what he's been up to or where to listen to him? I find it hard to believe he's completely disappeared. Radio is his passion! I need some explanation here. Why did he just go into seclusion? Did he or what happened? I remember that whole ordeal he had with Sirius but the non-compete expired in 2015, right??

He went to shit and the hogs ate him.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 12, 2018, 11:04:50 AM
Art lives in a Trailer. 70 Mil. Must burn you up! LOL!

There's no such thing as a 70 million dollar trailer, especially in Asswipe, NV.

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 12, 2018, 08:21:36 AM
Duneboy is Just another dumbass leftwing lemming too ignorant to know how to open an umbrella in rainstorm.

The real question is why do we even let you and your ilk out of your shithole trailer parks? 

After a one year hiatus, I resubscribed.  I do believe Heather has improved and some of the guests are interesting.  Most importantly, she's stopped channeling Art Bell and all of his TrumpShit. 

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 12, 2018, 05:41:00 AM
So you're saying that the 'craackers' are essential to the survival of the Western world?

Yes, there are some jobs that educated, thinking people just won't do.  Robots can't come quickly enough.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 11, 2018, 06:26:24 PM
This country needs a race-based massacre so it can remember what racism really is. At least 75,000 dead in one night.

Belay that! 3 million!

But if we took out 3,000,000 crackers all at once it would destroy the single-wide trailer industry.  Not to mention cheap beer and the market for fucked up old beater trucks with truck nuts hanging from their hitches.  It would also decimate the populations Alabama, Texas, Mississippi, Georgia and Louisiana.  There would be hardly anyone left to buy their scratch offs.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 07:24:32 PM
Pud is busy doing butt stuff with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

No, that would be Trump.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 03:38:07 PM
You and I both know your "staple" is a Little Debbie "Fudge Round."

12 in a box.  He must like his fudge packed tightly.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 03:15:52 PM
You won't be laughing when they cut the pressure posing as a city street crew and you choke on your own Twinkie Turds! You can't guard the infrastructure and that's what they will hit.

So, where will they shit after all this is done? 

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 02:40:54 PM
You do know that's where Special Forces comes from. Ever read "Imperial Grunts?" You've got a big-ass problem on your hands dipshit! They will blow every bridge, sabotage every sewer, clank the petrol refinery, cut every PBX box and mobile phone tower, and redline several nuke plants, then cut the electricity. While that is going on, they will raise rural force multiplyers, surround the cities, kill anyone that tries to get out, and one month later, you'll all be dead.

Do you know who REALLY runs this nation? The men that can do that! All the money or political power in the world doesn't mean shit compared to that. You live at their convenience.  Pray that you don't offend them.

I'm not scared.  A few tactical nukes will take out the whole fucking hive

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 10, 2018, 12:37:39 PM
Not in my neighborhood, pal.  The goons causing all the trouble are white.

Yeah, and then you've got the rural, southern trailer parks full of crackers.

I realize an immigration policy that provides a path to citizenship is a concept hard for you to comprehend.  But try.

So today Trump said he's open to a path to citizenship for dreamers and open to "bending" on the wall.  RushBloat and CoulterWitch immediately got their panties in a twist. I just love it when you fuckers eat your young.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 05:01:46 PM
Sorry, explain how that's treason? It's not like he secretly plotted to sell them 20% of our uranium or anything. 

Cooperating with a foreign government for the purpose of affecting the outcome of a U.S. election is treason.

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 09, 2018, 01:43:00 PM
Is it really?   What funds does the PRC contribute to the other 49 states and miscellaneous commonwealths, districts and protectorates?
What total dollars are collected and redistributed?
I'm curious, if you have those numbers available.

No one is going to do the research for you, but PUD's comment is correct with respect to federal income taxes paid and federal benefits received.  You can Google it.

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 09, 2018, 11:55:01 AM
Stephan Miller owned CNN. The corrupt Demokkkrat MSMedia is no longer being aloud to make up news without being challenged and destroyed. And it’s driving the lemmings crazy. Tapper is a laughing stock.

Miller was asked to be there to discuss immigration. Tapper wants to go off into Demokkkrat fantasy land, end of interview. This is how you deal with corruption. Play by the rules or get your ass handed to you.

Not to worry, CNN’s 100k lemming viewers appear to be solidly in their corner.

No, Miller opined that he was asked to discuss immigration when his pivot failed.  There's no confirmation that immigration was to be the topic. 

Isn't this the day Donny John hauls his cheeseburger ass in for a physical?  I bet we don't see "official" results - just a Donny tweet that he is the healthiest POTUS there's ever been.

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 08, 2018, 11:33:32 PM
The Demokkkrat CNN just got owned and it was embarrassing. It’s a shame really Stephen Miller could really teach them something about immigration. Instead as usual they decide to go off on another fantasy witch hunt based on zero evidence. Seems to be popular with th DemokkkratMedia these days.


https://youtu.be/p_KFUULOqBY

Hardly.  Miller kept trying to pivot to a "question" he wanted to answer rather than the question he was asked and Tapper wouldn't have it.  So Miller goes full Kellyanne Conjob.  What a loser.

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 08, 2018, 09:47:06 PM
What? I spend $150mo for “Bellgab Insider” membership.

Yeah and you're the only one.  Except when you talk to those voices in your head.

Quote from: Conspiracy Therapist on January 08, 2018, 04:55:06 PM
Our President is bringing broadband to rural America.

Just another TrumpLie.

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 07, 2018, 10:04:29 PM
Plus you can leave it on there as they also carry Rush.

I thought you just ran out to your truck at lunch time to listen to that drug addict.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 07, 2018, 04:48:45 PM
It’s too fucking cold down here of late.  I spent big bucks to move to warm weather and I’ve had to wear underwear and Sox the last few days.  WTF?

Republican tidy whities, no doubt.