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More comical that bad, but....

In the late 90s/early 2000s when cell phones were not yet common, I was in a stall at O'Hare  Airport.  A guy came into the stall next to mine and within several seconds said, "Hi, how you doing."  I thought that was a bit odd, but since I didn't want to appear to be a jerk,  I said, "Doing Ok, how about you?"  He then said, "I hate these late week trips, throws off my schedule."  So I said something like "Yeah, I'm on my way home at least." He then asked "What you doing this weekend?" I replied, ""God knows what the wife has planned."  He then said, "Hey, I gotta go, this guy in the next stall keeps talking to me."

I waited for at least five minutes after he left before I destalled and headed to my gate.

I have been on Bellgab too long.

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Hyperdimensional satanic sadists?

Indistinguishable from a Clinton presidency.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: Yesterday at 06:22:31 PM »
The men vs women thing...  when? where??  Help me out!


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Politics / Re: School shooting Miami area 20180214
« on: Yesterday at 09:36:35 AM »
Soon they'll be able to have a fucking vagina parade.

Still, superior to a Clinton presidency.

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Politics / Re: Teachers With Guns
« on: February 23, 2018, 06:34:17 PM »
Obviously, in addition to the teachers packing heat, there are undercover agents posing as students ready to take the guns from the weapons mule teachers, were any active threat to present.

Come on. Doesn't all this sound like fun? Way more ballin' than fuckin' duck and cover. Y'all just jelly of the brave new playground that corporate fascism has built for our youth of today.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 23, 2018, 11:55:19 AM »
No Trump/Russia collusion.

What would it even fucking matter if he did collude with Russia?

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ONLY LINCOLN MAY DO THIS

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Politics / Re: Teachers With Guns
« on: February 23, 2018, 11:36:21 AM »
since 1973, Israel has armed their school teachers.  In 44 years , there has only been 2 school shootings.   There is your answer.

ONLY JEWS MAY DO THIS

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Politics / Re: School shooting Miami area 20180214
« on: February 23, 2018, 11:33:03 AM »
So we have a failure by the local PD. Several failures by the FBI. A failure by the school. All government insutititions.




Those aren't the only failures around these parts.

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Politics / Re: School shooting Miami area 20180214
« on: February 22, 2018, 11:02:08 AM »
This is supposed to be a parody but its mind boggling how many of you actually agree with him.

You forgot the apostrophe. Your ridiculous point is invalid.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 22, 2018, 10:58:55 AM »
"Exopolitics"

Where are you at with dolphin intelligence? Asking for an out-of-town friend.

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Random Topics / Re: Things Never to Say to Your Girlfriend!
« on: February 22, 2018, 09:09:36 AM »

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Random Topics / Re: pretty pix
« on: February 22, 2018, 09:07:11 AM »
A thread about pictures, eleven replies, two images are posted, the second is a repost of the first. This forum is hopeless.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 22, 2018, 08:56:30 AM »
Says the man who spent a career bunking with 18 year old boys.

This is a step up from law school.

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" The cooling is caused by the warming."      LOL


Why is this funny? That's how it fucking happens.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: February 22, 2018, 08:21:30 AM »
I think folks would ask a lot of good questions.

... why?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 21, 2018, 01:57:43 PM »
I think we need to ban all guns

I'm ready to start selling nunchuks and knives on Etsy, sure. What could go wrong?


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 21, 2018, 11:05:40 AM »
cutting-edge technology

How's that anti-grav coming along?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 21, 2018, 10:59:49 AM »
It wouldn’t have done anything to save any kids in Florida but may have saved people in Vegas.

Or it might have saved people in Vegas that he wasn’t firing accurately.

Are you still frontin' that you believe that event was pulled by that one guy? You're adorable.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 21, 2018, 10:14:30 AM »
they make the weapon fully automatic

That's like saying Cialis made Hef "fully potent." Come on.

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Random Topics / Re: pretty pix
« on: February 18, 2018, 03:48:44 PM »

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You know, if I had anti-grav, I would set up two shell corporations with two flags of the same colors on opposite sides of the planet, and not tell anyone but a bunch of transparent shills either.

Kudos.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 18, 2018, 03:30:05 PM »

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 18, 2018, 03:01:11 PM »
They address, and provide evidence for, Russian interference with our elections.  Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26079957

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Overall this is a damaging episode between Washington and Moscow. Nobody really emerges with any credit. The US is clearly much more involved in trying to broker a deal in Ukraine than it publicly lets on.


Why is this so much more important to you than when a Clinton was doing it? *dismissive hand-wanking gestures*

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:51:32 PM »
I believe there is much more to come from Mueller.  We'll just have to wait and see.





In the meantime, Trump will have an opportunity to extricate himself from his silence on gun issues and his talkative whores.

Are you actually frontin' that you think that those are substantial issues? I mean, seriously? I can think of at least half a dozen more pressing matters without even dipping into the Kennedy murder. Get bent, Fucko.



Dune Boy’s comments are designed to provoke resentment between blacks and whites

They're not working.

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Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:41:47 PM »
i doubt he'd ever shut the fuck up.





http://www.musiciansfriend.com/pro-audio/pro-co-power-mute-mic-mute-switch


I feel like this would not be an insurmountable hurdle for you.

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Politics / Re: School shooting Miami area 20180214
« on: February 18, 2018, 12:03:50 PM »
Always must find a scapegoat to feed the cable news cycle.. This time it's


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I know the only way to expose the truth of features seen on Mars is

Nice false choice.

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Politics / Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« on: February 17, 2018, 12:52:35 PM »



Never more relevant.

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Random Topics / Re: The people that we miss on the awesome forum.
« on: February 16, 2018, 09:59:22 PM »
I wish Swishypants would come back. That broad was awesome.

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