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It is a very exciting time for Humanity.
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Technology / HOW WE DON’T TRY. WE D.I.D. IT.
August 31, 2022, 12:45:57 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 10:17:47 AMNow I'll go suck Secretariat's cock now.

Let's see: Lit City Anthony gets the first (sea','chair) EVER GIVEN BY BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO BE KIND ENOUGH AND GENTLE ENOUGH WITH HIS FIRST WARNING TO COME IN JUST UNDER THE WIRE AS TO NOT ACTUALLY DIRECTLY THREATEN MY LIFE SAFETY LIBERTY. you may applaud.


(Hi this is Jackstar Michaelsöhn-iKUCeZeRINi, & I have thought this over a little bit ahead of time so there is a bit of a framework in place already!. Every body calm down I'm going to go get some beers.


AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE DECIDED TO DO THIS ON AZZGAB WHERE IT ALL BEGAN, AS HE IS VERY DIFFICULT TO SEE, AS HE IS BANDRA HOLDING AWFULS OF BLACK LICORICE WHILE HIDING BEHIND A BLACK CURTAIN WITH PENTAGRAMS 'N' PENTACLES DRAWN ON ALL THE CURTAINS AND FACE TATTOOS AND HIS FOREARMS AND HIS BICEP ASS KIDS COVERED INK I'M SURE HE'S GOT PENTACLES AND PENTAGRAMS DRAWN ALL OVER HIS COCK TOO BUT DON'T MAKE HIM TAKE HIS COPIES OFF HE NEEDS THAT FOR THE.. I'LL TELL YOU LATER, BUT HE ALWAYS HAS A PIECE OF THE FLOOR ALONG WITH THE BROOM TO SWEEP IT UP THE CIGARETTE BUTTS WITH.


AND NOW HE HAS THE FLOOR I GOT TO DRIVE I'M NOT PICKING UP ANITA I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING YET ALL RIGHT AND THIS FUN SOME OF YOU SOME OF YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE MOST FUN PART OF THE ENTIRE GODDAM BUSINESS.... AND SO OF COURSE I WENT TO BLANK GAP FIRST AND PHONE NUMBER DIDN'T WORK SO FUCK HIM, SO I JUST MARRIED IN AGAINST HIS WILL.

What do they call it kinds of courts that handle of marriages and annulments and shit? I don't either, but it's going to be expensive and G-d damn well worth it I'll tell you that.

Now if you be so kind as to talk about all the machinations that have been jammed up to to invalidate everything I've just done please let me know we'll get to that ahead of time I think we can get this deal inked by dawn, and that's in like 7 hours so stop being so juicy.

WE RUN TIGHT SHIPS IN THE HUNGARIAN NAVY NOT LIKE THESE BAD STITCH SQUIDS IN THE U.S.; OH JESUS CHRIST THAT REMINDS ME PLEASE LORD GOD BAN ALL GERMAN JEWELRY SALESMAN FROM ANTWERP. (THEY GET A SEPARATE DEAL LATER, IF THEY CAN STOP PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES LONG ENOUGH AND THAT IS TO SAY YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT THEY WANT TO PROBABLY A SEAT AT THE MUCH BIGGER KIDS TABLE, WHICH AS SOON AS THE VEGA BROTHERS AND JULES BRING IN THE BLACK SUITCASE WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WORK ON THAT.

DEXTER CARES. JACKSTAR CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. BOY I WOULD LOVE AN AGENT BUT I'M AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR SO FUCK ALL Y'ALL... OPINIONS VARY. BUT SHORTCUTS DON'T.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK. (I have not arranged all of this just to get out of the cook shack but I figured this would be a good way to eject/launch out of it. N'est-ce pas?) AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO HANG IT ON ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO COOK. KISS MY GRITS, MEL.

NEENER NEENER NEENER NEAR NYAHH NYAHH NYAHH
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First three wins Heather, Rita, and that cute cashier girl. I want them on the tip of my spear of my staff.

I obviously need help; I can barely boil water to bail T. And I am a paralyzed crippled half blind retarded fuckel nugget-fryer, so I obviously don't need you fuckers pushing me around with your highfalutin words and your big point phrases in your knocking over pencils and you're picking up papers and all that other bullshit that I see you trying to do fucking just knock it off pretend it's my birthday remember the one you fucking missed???

Now if you excuse me please I'm going to drive home very carefully frenetically masturbating the whole way, ALL THE WAY TO KINGDOM COME.


 {peace|SHALOM\^/TTta©t|#ALL_TAXATION_IS_THEFT SO EVERYTHING GETS 15% OFF THE TOP AND SET ASIDE, BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED IS 10% TIITHE, SO HALF OF THAT ON TOP FOR THE VIG AND THE BREAKAGE AND THE OWNERAGE AND THEN LADY GAGA GETS CUT POINTS FROM THE CREAM COZ LIKE, SHE'S THE OFFICIAL MASCOT UNLESS WE CAN BUY THAT CHICK FROM STARBUCKS. NOW I KNOW IT'S A BIT OF A MOUTHFUL, BUT THAT'S MY GODDAMN SIGNATURE THIS TIME DEAL WITH IT.}


Hi I'm Jack. Anybody hijacks my brand is going to lose a penis and if they don't have one already I'll give him/hir/her/5\er,T',*ne and take it right back, right after the most humiliating thing can possibly happen happens and then right before I don't even know what I'll do I'll find out what my password level is at that point let's let's just not find out I don't want to try for with myself either so...

Blue waffle Scott loves cheap horseshoes. And oh boy if I hadn't been given this fucking no contact bullshit as a fucking prelude to fucking doing a blackmail extortion game on trying to keep me out of the goddamn industry I wouldn't have to go to these stupid fucking machinations now would I that's fucking dirty pool dirty business and the fuckers who have been getting in my way of my comeuppance in terms of being a business person are all completely busted beyond belief. This is bad business practice this is harassment this is felony discriminatory practice perpetrated On Me by parties or parties unknown so don't fucking do it.

Also the bullshit false conservatorship thing... Just let it ride for a bit, I am sure my women's mean well however no other penises can be involved. Just me b Babies; just Me.

No contact grapefruit no contact Shaw no contact Kennedy no contact Gwen no contact oh just shut the fuck up, and the record will state that this morning I begged the court. I shoulda asked for a Pepsi too cuz it wouldn't give me that either. Grumble grumble grumbles checks are end of line, JACKSTAR, D. O. M. B., D. O. D. D., end of line
#3
https://www.neonrevolt.com/2021/01/06/at-the-highest-levels-part-1-of-3/
https://www.neonrevolt.com/2021/01/06/at-the-highest-levels-part-2-of-3/
https://www.neonrevolt.com/2021/01/06/at-the-highest-levels-part-3-of-3/

Hi there. Buckle up, Buttercup.

QuoteAccording to recorded testimony from our whistleblower, Rosenstein, together with Pence’s knowledge and consent, went on to help engineer the entire coup attempt against President Trump â€" in an attempt to oust Trump, and promote Pence to the Presidency, at which point, Pence would turn around and appoint Rod Rosenstein as VP."

Could this even be true? At this point, does it even matter? Well, evidently it does--people do seem to be all up in arms today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWS7gJX5Z8


Mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, obvious limited hangout is obvious. On the other, OP delivered. I expect the day to end not with a bang, but with a whimper achy, breaky, mewling and bleating. How did I not see this all coming?

Oh, right. Been busy. Meh. Worth it tho--amirite?
#4
Politics / FULFORD: "The good guys are winning."
January 04, 2021, 06:50:40 AM
December 28, 2020
Massive offensive against Octagon Group aims to finish off Nazi 4th Reich
By Benjamin Fulford Weekly Reports  586 Comments

A massive offensive aimed at finishing off the Swiss-based Octagon group and putting an end to their Nazi fourth Reich has begun.  The executives of pharmaceutical companies, the heads of medical associations, and other people associated with the Covid-19 terror and vaccine campaign are high priority targets.  The Swiss will be asked to hand over all Octagon group leaders or face complete destruction of their country according to Gnostic Illuminati sources.

“The Covid-19 Gladio operation is Swiss Octagon, Gladio is a compartment inside it,” MI6 sources confirm.  This means a global mass murder campaign is being orchestrated out of Switzerland, which is why such radical measures are being taken.

Be warned though, the Octagon group is the de facto politburo of the about 1 million-person strong Khazarian Mafia and they do not intend to go quietly into the night.

One NSA source says there is intel indicating KM actors are now plotting against Trump’s call for patriots to converge on Washington DC on January 6th.  The source warns it could become a deadly trap and if patriots want to help they should consider acting locally against politicians, doctors, etc. pushing lockdowns and “Covid-19” vaccinations.

If you still believe in all the Covid fear propaganda being churned out all day long by the corporate propaganda media, here is some fact-checking you can do: The Chinese Bioweapons laboratory in Wuhan, China, where the so-called Covid virus originated is owned by the Soros Foundation as can be seen from foundation filings with the SEC.  This same foundation owns the vaccine makers.  The Soros Foundation is a front for the Khazarian Mafia.

The other thing people need to be reminded of is that Western medicine is based on military medicine and has a military hierarchy.  If doctors do not obey orders, they lose their medical licenses.  The orders come from medical associations controlled by Khazarian Mafia.

Russian FSB sources confirm some of the Covid-19 vaccines now being pushed contain microchips.  “We are now trying to decode them,” one source says.

However, reacting to each new atrocity by the Khazarian Mafia is not enough, which is why major offensive operations continue.  Now, Russian, U.S., Israeli and other special forces are actively hunting down all the executives associated with this medical terrorism being carried out in the West, mostly the G7 group of Khazarian slave countries.

Even propaganda news outlets like the Washington Post admit the largest National Guard mobilization since WWII is taking place.  Of course, they try to spin it as “fighting the pandemic,” but in reality, it is fighting the KM.  https://www.thehour.com/news/article/Pandemic-and-unrest-fuel-the-biggest-National-15826661.php

In another sign, it is not business as usual land and sea borders have been sealed in Japan, Saudi Arabia, Brazil, the U.S., and other countries in order to…

prevent the escape of Khazarian Mafia bosses.

In Japan’s case, borders have been sealed to foreigners trying to enter the country in order to keep out Khazarian agents, assassins, etc. according to Japanese military intelligence.  Keeping these agents out will allow Japan to safely declare independence from Khazarian Mafia control.  Many of the Khazarian Mafia’s so-called Japan handlers have been removed and more will be soon, they say.

As background, the Japanese have been ruled since the end of World War II by Korean gangsters subcontracting from the CIA, which in turn have been working for the KM.  The Japanese will â€" as an independent country- maintain an alliance with the U.S. but, only after the U.S. is liberated from KM control, Japanese military intelligence sources say.

However, there is now a group of Japanese right-wingers who are planning to take things a step further, according to right-wing sources close to the Emperor.  This group plans to turn the Philippine Island of Cebu into an independent country that will issue gold-backed currency, they say.  The currency will be used to finance a massive military expansion designed to ensure control over ASEAN, they say.

OK, now let us look at the so-called bomb explosion that took place in Nashville, Tennessee last week.  Our own sources confirm what many have reported and that is that an NSA facility that was checking Dominion vote-stealing machines on behalf of U.S. President Donald Trump was hit by a thermobaric, EMP producing air-to-surface missile.  A good video of the missile strike can be seen at the link below.  Note the blue flash at the beginning of the explosion.  https://www.brighteon.com/c336fe5b-b6d0-4506-bad5-560b4c9a798f

Of course, the corporate propaganda media is saying it was the work of a “White Supremacist” by the name of Anthony Quinn Warner, but if you do a web search for dates prior to the Nashville attack, the search for that name revealed a bunch of Warner brothers Looney tunes images.  In any case, NSA sources say this was a direct attack on the U.S. military by rogue FBI and other elements working for the KM.  This means war, they say.

Another main target of the offensive besides the FBI and the Pharmacidical companies is the high tech industry, notably Google, Facebook and IBM, multiple sources agree.

Donald Trump vetoed the defense bill last week because it did not repeal section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.

    “No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider” (47 U.S.C.  § 230).”

This is the clause that allows fake news and disinformation to be churned out in endless quantities, along with censorship of the sitting president, his press secretary, and any persons with supporting viewpoints.

To get an idea of how dangerous this disinformation can be, take a look at the following deep fake video of Queen Elizabeth’s annual Christmas speech below.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvY-Abd2FfM

Now compare that with the real (?) one.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL9JR0A4yCU

Multiple sources confirm that the following “World leaders” are now deep fakes combined with surgically altered human look-alike actors: President Vladimir Putin of Russia, President Xi Jinping of China, Pope Francis, U.S. “President-elect” Joe Biden, and many others.

Speaking about Joe Biden, officials in Ukraine have released more detailed information and evidence about how he was bribed and compromised.  US financial institutions involved have also been publicly identified.

In any case, the widespread use of fake leaders means the Gnostic Illuminati claim that we are fighting a rogue AI is plausible.  With more and more people working via Zoom and other remote technologies, it means the use of deep fakes is moving beyond world “leaders.” On the brighter side, maybe some entrepreneurs will sell people deep fake AI copies of themselves to attend Zoom meetings while the real person goes golfing.

No matter what though, the nationalization or break up of big tech monopolies like Google and Facebook â€"combined with strict regulation- will be needed to ensure the internet can be trusted to provide the truth.

China has also begun to regulate and rein in tech giants, notably the Alibaba group and now, apparently, Tesla.  Tesla is worth more than the top seven world auto companies combined thanks to a huge input of fiat funny money.  The plug on this is going to be pulled soon, NSA sources promise.  https://en.pingwest.com/a/8154

In other news, MI6 says the Brexit agreement signed last week between the UK and the EU “appears to have been nudged by Germany/DVD by way of financial inducements to the Prime Minister among others.” The British intelligence services have been given a list of names.  They are now fact-checking it as well as going through the 2000 page agreement with a fine-toothed comb.  “If this indeed actually true the whole thing will be pulled and we leave the EU of WTO terms,” the sources say.

The EU itself is unlikely to last in its present form much longer since its Fuhrer Angela Hitler Merkel, has promised to resign in 2021.  Hungary and Poland are already making moves towards independence.  Now, French military sources say they will also be making a move against Khazarian Mafia puppet leader Emmanuelle Macron in order to restore French independence from Germany.

Another country that is about to liberate itself from the KM is Israel.  Israel will hold its fourth general election in two years on March 23rd.  Mossad sources say Nazi Crime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer of this earth.  If so, the election campaign should make it impossible to fake his continued existence.

And now, let us take a look at topics we usually avoid, extra-terrestrial life and UFOs.  The U.S. Navy has just published a patent describing how to make the triangular UFOs that have been widely spotted and filmed.  https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/us-navy-patent-describes-em-drive-flying-triangle-craft

Now, NSA sources are telling us:

    “Trump just canceled the alien treaties President Eisenhower signed, all 12.  These allow other species to come and assist mankind.”

As usual with this type of information, it is best to be wary because we still do not see aliens walking around our streets, airports, or souvenir shops.  However, giant fireballs have been appearing in the sky all over the world including China, Japan, Italy, England, the U.S., France.  Maybe they are just meteorites but they sure don’t look like them.  https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/environment/giant-fireball-crash-lands-in-china-530426.html

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/meteor-in-suffolk-on-christmas-day-6870908

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/11/1630e7941a64-fireball-as-bright-as-full-moon-spotted-in-night-sky-over-japan.html

https://southernmarylandchronicle.com/2020/12/03/meteor-triggers-rare-daylight-bolide/?

https://www.startribune.com/streaking-meteor-s-predawn-flash-stars-in-an-arresting-video-for-minnesota-sheriff-s-deputy/573410151/

https://www.ouest-france.fr/pays-de-la-loire/cholet-49300/un-bolide-a-t-il-traverse-le-ciel-du-maine-et-loire-7079549

https://www.3bmeteo.com/giornale-meteo/meteo-e-astronomiaâ€"bolide-sopra-i-cieli-dell-alto-adigeâ€"foto-422138

No matter, what, we need to fix the problems facing our planet by ourselves and not wait for god or some alien mothership to come to our rescue.

To that end, I would like to conclude this week’s report with some good news for the recovery of the planet.  On January 1st, 2021 China will begin a 10-year fishing moratorium on the entire Yangtze River basin.  https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/Chinas-Yangtze-River-Basin-to-Recover-Biodiversity-20201224-0014.html

Maybe if we get our act together we can do something similar to the world’s oceans and other waterways.  Remember, there are less than 10% of the big fish in the oceans that we had 50 years ago.

Once the Khazarian Mafia is defeated, hopefully during 2021, we can start a multi-trillion-dollar campaign to end poverty, stop environmental destruction, and start an exponential expansion of earth life into the universe.  That, together with the liberation of humanity from millennia of slavery, is what we are all fighting for.

As usual, there is a lot we cannot report yet but rest assured, the good guys are winning.
#6
https://twitter.com/jsolomonReports/status/1331702171218358275

What was it that this guy actually was supposed to have done anyway?
#7
https://youtu.be/kJNyjdpT1vo

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#8
Quote from: Benjamin Fulford

In a sign of how intense the conflict now raging at the highest levels of world power has become, (REDACTED), (REDACTED), and (REDACTED) sources say serious moves behind the scenes are aiming to replace key world leaders in November. The sources say in each case the replacement may take the form of a new body double reading a new script or may involve an entirely different public figure.

(REDACTED) sources say:
QuoteThere is a growing consensus the British Prime Minister has failed and must go.  We had a comment last night from someone we listen to very carefully.”

One reason for this planned move is the dissemination of information obtained by (REDACTED) and (REDACTED) intelligence about the ongoing coronavirus scam.  The fact these (and other) leaders are all pushing the scam is a sign they are not genuine leaders but rather employees of the Rothschild and Rockefeller families.

The (REDACTED) intelligence report says:
QuoteThe entire covidocracy is a masquerade and a simulation prepared long in advance by the World Bank, the IMF, the Rothschilds and their lemmings in cooperation with the Rockefeller family.”

(The (REDACTED) report will be posted on the “Letters to the Editor” page, translation to English).

As evidence, the (REDACTED) provided official patent registrations made in 2015 but only made public in September 2020.  “These patents alone are proof they knew in 2015 what was going to happen in 2020,” the sources say.

For example, a patent registered by “Rothschild, Richard A., in London, Great Britain” details how to calculate detailed biometric information from individuals via their mobile devices.  The mobile devices can measure the cardiac rhythm of the individual and can combine that with other information (e.g. weight, age, etc.) to calculate many things.

The devices could thus calculate such things as how many calories they burn in a day, blood pressure, heart rate, breathing and sleeping habits, and blood alcohol levels among other things.  This would allow police, for example, to remotely detect if a person was drunk driving.  The data would also make it possible to identify each individual via their unique breathing and heart patterns.

To obtain this data people need to be holding their phone, be connected with a Bluetooth earbud, or wearing a health monitoring watch sending to the cloud.  Facial recognition is improved for 5G surveillance when people are kept at least 5 feet apart, which is why there is a campaign to promote “social distancing” and mask wearing as it will be easy to identify individuals who are not going along with the “new normal” population reduction vaccination program.

Thus the U.S. presidential election due November 3rd is largely a battle “to protect the FIAT currency and country debt money laundering and stealth state capture operations of the Khazarian Mafia,” (REDACTED) sources say.

Under these circumstances, any politician calling for “compulsory mask wearing and social distancing,” “wait for the vaccine to end the pandemic,” and “more lockdowns are necessary,” etc.  has self-identified as a Khazarian Mafia Slave (KMS).

The situation in the U.S. has degenerated to the point that only 15% of Americans think U.S. democracy is functioning properly, according to an AP poll.  The rioting and looting in major cities might have something to do with those poll numbers and questions about the Constitutional Republic were not included of course. https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-virus-outbreak-race-and-ethnicity-joe-biden-donald-trump-59144c3e764294d691d93c16d9bf5a7d

Even U.S. government organizations like the FBI and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency report systematic threats to the integrity of the upcoming U.S. election. https://us-cert.cisa.gov/ncas/alerts/aa20-283a

https://www.cisa.gov/sites/default/files/publications/PSA_CyberThreats_Final-508.pdf

However, keep in mind the upcoming presidential election is about control of the entire planet as Trump is the last man standing in the way of the satan worshipping cabal harvesting adrenochrome on a global scale from kidnapped children.

Russian (REDACTED) sources claim their country has now fallen under the control of the Rothschild family via their fake Vladimir Putin.  What this means is that the Russian banking system is not under the control of the Russian government but rather the same people who control the Federal Reserve Board, the sources say.  They are the ones creating the fake confrontations between Russia and the West, they add.

Also, in confirmation of what (REDACTED) intelligence had to report, the (REDACTED) says Russia’s banking giant Sberbank has taken over…
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Now, I know all you gentleperson scholars here read this of your own volition every Monday; nevertheless, I am sharing it here, because I think: now is the time to do so. Change my mind.
#10
Postscript if I ever find a twat that tastes better than yours, YOU ARE FUCKING DONE, so you better keep drinking that erotic occult funKy pineapple juice, you goddamn totally normal and reasonable red-blooded American woman, are there any Puerto Ricans around? I will shove some f****** pineapples up their f****** asses WITH MY BARE MIND

This Just Overheard
on duty
#12
Politics / Those HOTFIXES are so hot in Paris right now
September 19, 2020, 07:11:46 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 19, 2020, 06:40:09 AM
faggot

HOTFIX: the sight or sound of this word no longer has painfully negative connotations.
HOTFIX: Dynamic energies unaffected by the previous hotfix, now no longer maintain molecular, nor psychic cohesion. Give it up, Monkeyshines.
#13
Random Topics / Where'd Wendy Go?
September 16, 2020, 08:44:31 PM
https://youtu.be/LhLaZmuOgxw


SUBJUGATION OF CRIMINAL APPARATUS  COMPLETE. RAWR. CABAL CONTROL STRUCTURE SUCCESSFULLY DISMANTLED.

HOSTAGES SECURED. BOUNTY CLAIM: FILTHY MCKNASTY


STEP-DOWN PAUSED. LT. MAJOR EXCEPTION FAULT IDENTIFIED. AWAITING COMMAND SIGNALS


HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
#14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxkKYPlkkc


#TalkAboutRedDeerTable
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm not going to make that "go viral," for one reason only: Too easy. Way, way too easy. I've been on this journey for decades. All y'all think I just got started? I didn't even start until WE HAVE WON.


In any event, this thread should be a fun one to fill up with. Post a tight clip, post an even tighter hashtag to go with it. Glowies love hashtags (duh--they invented them), and this production has been all for them--it's time to give a little something back after all those years of brilliant service.

I envision a slow, steady drip--you know, like the one a lot of you have experienced after coming back from TJ Maxx. (If any of you ever leave the place, that is.) puny rolleyes


Hi, Mom[s]!
#15
Politics / The Adversary
September 15, 2020, 01:25:22 AM
Our great common enemy is currently tied up and hog tied like my little b****. it's like kind of like that scene in 9:00 to 5:00 where they got Danny Coleman all tied up in his bedroom it's like that I'm pretty good

It's not like they gave me this job for nothing you know
#16
Politics / MELCHIZEDEK: The Most High King & Priest
September 14, 2020, 06:29:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKPqNgCI5F4


If you haven't heard about this guy, it's probably because you jumped dimensions or slept through that class in college or had it beaten out of you during an adorable little hazing ritual or something. In any event, this is a pretty sweet video--and I especially like the way the theologian is BASICALLY SHOUTING AT YOUS THROUGH THE SCREEN. Awesome! I wish I had nieces, so I could encourage them to sit on his knee.

And not just because it is safe. This guy seems like a real mensch. And, this thread went into Politics, because... c'mon, king AND priest? What happened to separation of church and state? This guy is an abomination! It's like cats and dogs, living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!!
#18
Politics / Awaken! The Awakener AWAKENS!!
September 08, 2020, 01:24:57 AM
« Reply #1235 on: Today at 00:17:00 »


JUST TO KEEP IT ALL. IN ONE PLACE.

RAWR.


YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SADLY. I HUNGER.
#19
Politics / Who Framed David Rubini?
September 07, 2020, 07:56:44 AM
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#20
Random Topics / Stand Up Comedy
September 07, 2020, 03:51:45 AM
ITT we watch and laugh at old people telling old jokes. The thinking here is that, not only do we have to not pay the old people--let's face it, they're either long dead, or soon about to be from their rampantly degenerate lifestyles--we also don't have to pay for their drinks or their meals or their transportation to and from the venue. It's brilliant! We're gonna save so much money, we're gonna stay rich!!!

I expect we will mostly just make fun of these peoples' clothes, their hair, and the quaint way that many of our common ancestors thought that everything WOULD.BE.JUST.FINE.IF only everyone were treated equally. So droll. The jokes are really going to be just white noise in the background, and anything of value will probably have already been told again already by younger, better comedians bought and sold by Alphabet (Soup).

Here, I'll start: Lois Bromfield - Dick Clark - Yeah She Probably Fucked Him - What's Wrong With That?



Let's avoid shitting pooping this thread up with a bunch of embedded videos that slow down the whole refresh cycle, what do you say? It ruins the fantasy that I'm getting away with anything.
#21
#WAR_IS_PEACE
#RUBINI_IS_MAGIC
#LEGACY_IS_CONTESTED

https://youtu.be/LqprqOPGZTk



Film at ELEVEN.
#22
Radio and Podcasts / Jordan Sather
September 07, 2020, 12:58:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5zRMUejvrE


Get on your (CENSORED) knees and start (CENSORED) this (REDACTED) man's (CENSORED) (REDACTED), (CENSORED). He's here to help too.
#23
Quote from: The AudiologistYou've got a problem. You don't listen. And after consulting with you for over ten minutes, I can tell: seems like you can't listen. Look, look--you don't need a hearing aid; you need a listening aid. I've got one upstairs you--well, We--can borrow. It's shaped like a hammer, it's in the garage. Not the one that is shaped like a pickaxe, that's a focusing device. GET THE HAMMER. Go on and get it, come back here, I'll be in my private office.

Don't knock. Just come on in. That'll be $350 fiat and $10,000 in crypto, please. Trust me, you'll want to pay in advance. You got all that? You get it? Good, now get those little legs moving. See, that's how I know you can't listen: you're still standing here. Sad!"


First in a series. Y'all should pay some attention.
#24
Radio and Podcasts / The Ship Show
August 30, 2020, 08:26:40 PM
https://youtu.be/5cLaQfhBESk


You... people, know exactly what to do here. I do not recommend leaving me any open crack in any open window--I'm about to leap right out and start pulling. Trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm pulling. Here's how I know: I don't like it.
And if I don't like it, YOU DON'T EITHER. RAWR.

I'll be back in two hours. THAT MEANS TONIGHT. IN TWO HOURS. I expect to see some traction going on--doesn't have to be here--and you can expect that if I don't, THERE VERY WELL WILL BE.

.END OF LINE.
#26
You had your chance to be close to me.
#27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ragbf_bpZQw


It hasn't even started yet, and I'm already NEXT LEVEL. Alllllllllll aboooooard!!!
Because I CARE.
#28
Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / The Quincunx
August 13, 2020, 05:28:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXFnqgUPW9w


All will be revealed. Stay tuned.
#29
Politics / The Austrian, Patrick
August 11, 2020, 03:20:06 PM



ARRRRRG CHIII P1A1
ACCESS CODES: unlimited
AUTHORIZATION: FULL CAP
EDNOT: GORDIAN ACCORDION
MIRACLE LEVEL: V.FIVE.V



I guess you might wish to "archive" this one as well. lulz.
this is exciting n'est-ce pas?
#30
Look, look, read, read: I get it. There's things you can't say. There's things you don't want to say. There's things you're not allowed to say. There's things you're afraid to say. There's things that you're embarrassed to admit to yourself that you can't remember if you were allowed to say them or not!

And, there's things you don't need to say, cuz: I know all about them already.

Let's just say, I read a lot, and I'm afraid of my signature. I believe that every time I sign my name, I lose a piece of my soul. You know like those Aboriginal native myths that people make fun of, except--no, really.

So having said all, that being said--just don't worry about it. Kick those shoes off, make yourself a drink, down that drink, make yourself another drink, and then shuffle over to the Ottoman Automan and plop yourself down, have a squat (preferably in that order , I'm not gonna lie) and... tell us a story.

Here, I'm going to start:

https://youtu.be/q6vlnfdo5jI


I'm going to announce a special bonus prize, to anybody who guesses the secret topic, AND plays the secret video. These both have to be answered correctly in the same post in order to qualify for the prize.

It's a great prize. It's not just my jizz. It might be covered in my jizz, but it's not just that. Scout's Honor.

And I'm not going to lie: I just forgot what the prize is, but don't worry. By the time somebody figures it out--I'll remember. Girl Scout's Honor. On her. Whatevah.

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