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Ask Jackstar Anything

Started by Jackstar, October 08, 2018, 11:47:27 PM

albrecht

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 09, 2019, 07:07:52 PM
I have a conspiracy going to bang this lawyer at a firm I interface with from time to time.  She's hotter than the sun but her husband is out fucking yet another chick and not taking care of business at home. 

Let's not split hairs about conspiracies here my friend.  We all know what I am talking about.
I don't think a person can have a conspiracy. I guess if she is into planning this assignation it it would be a conspiracy, of sorts, against her lazy husband? 

Be careful. Lawyers, business, and affairs can be a dangerous situation.  But on the plus side you get the hot chick and possible residuals for years from the Lifetime movie version of the events!

albrecht

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on February 09, 2019, 06:54:44 PM
I'm out of my mind, so I won't change your mind, but I don't mind if you don't mind, as my libertarian views can be mined to "mind your own business, and I will mind my own business". I don't use illegal substances (which should be decriminalized) as a waste is a terrible thing to mind (to twist a phrase).
Some years ago I recall stopping in traffic and some beat-up van was ahead of me with some funny bumper-stickers: "Bad Cop, No Donut" and, even better, "I'm not as think as you stoned I am." I admired their cajones but then thought if this was some kind of "theory" thought-out while high. "Hey man, they'll never suspect if we put stickers on the van, man. I mean what pig is going to think someone would advertise they're baked and holding, dude." "Yeah, man, that is an awesome idea!"

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on February 09, 2019, 06:59:03 PM
It's nice that you put an  :D in your "special" reply. It's a safe bet that you're the only one who  :D at your rinse-and-repeat comments, which have no originality or thought behind them.

:D

Quote from: albrecht on February 09, 2019, 07:13:27 PM
I don't think a person can have a conspiracy.

Perhaps so, but now that my squad on Bellgab is cheering me on, IT'S A CONSPIRACY 

Quote from: albrecht on February 09, 2019, 07:13:27 PM
Be careful. Lawyers, business, and affairs can be a dangerous situation. 

Dude....the danger is what makes it fun.  I'd rather go like my pal FriscoJack than spend 20 years decaying in a rest home.  Fuck that.  Also I'm not going to last that long in any case, as I have posted about before.

"Ask WOTR Anything"

Would you ever have sex in a church?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 09, 2019, 07:28:35 PM
:D

You're only other choices were "faggot" and "hissy fit."  I give you credit for being able to select the best of what your tiny, stegosaurus, George Senda-like brain could offer.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 09, 2019, 08:41:24 PM
You're only other choices were "faggot" and "hissy fit."  I give you credit for being able to select the best of what your tiny, stegosaurus, George Senda-like brain could offer.

^^^^^^^^
A faggot having a hissy fit.  :D

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 09, 2019, 09:54:29 PM
^^^^^^^^
A faggot having a hissy fit.  :D

You scored a hat trick!  Congratulations.  Here's a cookie.


NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.  Did the demolition team consult with Dr. Pudsmoker about this beforehand?  He would have told them that according to Newton's 3rd Law, it is impossibruh!!1!!

https://i.imgur.com/TfR9ItV.mp4

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 12:28:47 AM
Did the demolition team consult with Dr. Pudsmoker about this beforehand?

Scrub, you're disqualified here. Go have an Adderall and a juice box and shut the fuck up.

Jackstar

Quote from: StarrMountain on February 09, 2019, 11:48:00 PM
Slug Porn.  ;D ;D ;D

While I do recognize the implicit query here--I don't do freaks, sorry.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 09, 2019, 09:54:29 PM
^^^^^^^^
A faggot having a hissy fit.  :D

I understand that this is still a question for you.


Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 09, 2019, 12:11:13 AM
Meet you in the private chatroom tonight at the usual time.

haha, "private"

scrub

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on February 10, 2019, 12:32:01 AM
I understand that this is still a question for you.

Darn! I forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. :(

Q: Who is a faggot having a hissy fit?
A: DPS


Quote from: Jackstar on February 10, 2019, 12:30:37 AM
Scrub, you're disqualified here. Go have an Adderall and a juice box and shut the fuck up.

When faced with evidence contrary to your beliefs, ignore evidence.  It's the troofer way.

Also: this isn't your thread anymore, so off is the direction you should fuck.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 12:48:14 AM
When faced with evidence contrary to your beliefs, ignore evidence.  It's the troofer way.

Also: this isn't your thread anymore, so off is the direction you should fuck.

Who is a faggot having a hissy fit?


Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 10, 2019, 12:50:08 AM
Who is a faggot having a hissy fit?

And there you have it, folks.  When faced with something that upends his belief system, the troofer NEVER responds with an alternative hypothesis -- unless he can find one that he can cut and paste from a troofer website.

Will this stop Dr. Fussypants from making his debunked claim?  Of course not.  He probably won't do it here, because he knows that I will cornhole him.  But he'll keep lying about it, because TROOFERS LIE.

Somewhere deep inside that tiny, rodent-like brain of his, the good doctor knows that he's my bottom bitch now.  He knows that I own him, from here on out.  He'll put up a brave front, because TROOFERS LIE.  But life will be harder.  He won't be as self-assured when spoon feeding himself.  His erection will lose some of its former turgidity.  He'll stutter when cashing his welfare check at the check cashing store.  But he won't stop lying.  Because remember, always...TROOFERS LIE.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 10, 2019, 12:59:01 AM
Nigga please.

This fig leaf is fraying around the edges from overuse.  The video debunks one of YOUR cherished cartoons, I might add.  Gonna man up and try to explain it away, or do I have two bitches on this site now?

Quote from: Jackstar on February 10, 2019, 12:36:12 AM
Mastery evidenced & authorized.

You go days without ever posting on this thread.

After I posted that video, you posted five times in less than eight minutes.

Guess I hit a nerve there, eh?  You're gonna be my bitch too, soon enough.  Your instructions to follow.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 10, 2019, 12:40:48 AM
Darn! I forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. :(

Q: Who is a faggot having a hissy fit?
A: DPS

You're the guy who pisses all over the toilets without a care for anyone else.  Nothing but reckless hate about being a total failure in life. 


Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 01:29:55 AM
You go days without ever posting on this thread.

I have a life. You should try it sometime, Culture Victim.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 01:32:28 AM
You're the guy who pisses all over the toilets without a care for anyone else.  Nothing but reckless hate about being a total failure in life.

This is what you fantasize about?! ::)

Quote from: Jackstar on February 10, 2019, 01:47:53 AM
None of these documents have been scrutinized by independent legal experts.


Go back to eating dicks that have been shoved up the pooper, you degenerate ponce.

Jack?  Guess what?

The reference given for the above sentence about not being scrutinized does not say a fucking word about that.  Look it up for yourself.

Is this the level of scrutiny you place on information about 9/11?  You reject the video I posted without explanation.  See no evil.  Then you post something that is NOT shown by the very reference that you cite.  YOU DIDN'T EVEN VERIFY IT.  You just swallowed it down, uncritically, because it fit your belief system, while rejecting my video, because it did not.

So you just lied again Jack.  TROOFERS LIE.  And you are now officially my bottom bitch.  Join Dr. Cockholster over there on the bench.

"Ask WOTR Anything"

How many guys do you think Jackster has dated so far?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 01:29:55 AM
You go days without ever posting on this thread.

After I posted that video, you posted five times in less than eight minutes.

Guess I hit a nerve there, eh?  You're gonna be my bitch too, soon enough.  Your instructions to follow.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 02:03:41 AM
Jack?  Guess what?

The reference given for the above sentence about not being scrutinized does not say a fucking word about that.  Look it up for yourself.

Is this the level of scrutiny you place on information about 9/11?  You reject the video I posted without explanation.  See no evil.  Then you post something that is NOT shown by the very reference that you cite.  YOU DIDN'T EVEN VERIFY IT.  You just swallowed it down, uncritically, because it fit your belief system, while rejecting my video, because it did not.

So you just lied again Jack.  TROOFERS LIE.  And you are now officially my bottom bitch.  Join Dr. Cockholster over there on the bench.


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