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George's Book Giveaway - See the Library!

Started by Frys Girl, June 13, 2009, 06:05:40 AM


bigdaddyknapp

He was pretty hard on the 15 year old girl who called in wanting books.

Heh..The truly sad thing is, the first book you linked to probably has more substance than the second.

I once asked a girl I know who likes Twilight to explain the plot to me. Her basic paraphrased response was "Oh, it's so amazing! It's about a girl who risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire!"

To this, I cocked my head and asked.."Let me guess...there are other vampire guys and humans who want her, too?"

"Yes, that's what makes it so interesting!"

"Ah..now I clearly see the appeal."

/facepalm

Preteen gothic girls and their slutty self-centered fantasies...oh my lawd. I can't wait to see what the next generation looks like.  ;:)

Frys Girl

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on June 13, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Heh..The truly sad thing is, the first book you linked to probably has more substance than the second.

I once asked a girl I know who likes Twilight to explain the plot to me. Her basic paraphrased response was "Oh, it's so amazing! It's about a girl who risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire!"

To this, I cocked my head and asked.."Let me guess...there are other vampire guys and humans who want her, too?"

"Yes, that's what makes it so interesting!"

"Ah..now I clearly see the appeal."

/facepalm

Preteen gothic girls and their slutty self-centered fantasies...oh my lawd. I can't wait to see what the next generation looks like.  ;:)
What about those boys and their self-centered lust fantasies? Oh c'mon. When I was little, I thought I would marry David Duchovny.

Have you seen the Bratz movie? It's the scariest piece of shit I have ever seen. It's basically soft porn. I think the next generation will be a giant orgy and we will just have porn on youtube and that's it.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 13, 2009, 01:42:33 PM
What about those boys and their self-centered lust fantasies? Oh c'mon. When I was little, I thought I would marry David Duchovny.

Have you seen the Bratz movie? It's the scariest piece of shit I have ever seen. It's basically soft porn. I think the next generation will be a giant orgy and we will just have porn on youtube and that's it.

Guys don't have self-centered "lust fantasies". We spank it to porn. It's a very big difference. No guy (unless he's a very strange guy) reads to get horny. It seems like chicks have to light like 20 candles and read books about gay vampire sex these days just to get an orgasm.

I'm simply saying, the female imagination and how it ties to sexual stimulation is really weird coming from my perspective.

Anyways, about Bratz..don't get me fucking started. Hasn't society whorified preteen girls enough? Jesus..H..if I had a daughter, she wouldn't be exposed to that mindless trash by me - I assure you.

bigdaddyknapp

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 13, 2009, 01:42:33 PMI think the next generation will be a giant orgy

Seems that with each successive generation we get a little closer to this nirvana.

EvB

Quote from: bigdaddyknapp on June 13, 2009, 06:16:17 PM
Seems that with each successive generation we get a little closer to this nirvana.

And each generation thinks the next is going to hell in a handcart.

Borr

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on June 13, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
Guys don't have self-centered "lust fantasies". We spank it to porn. It's a very big difference. No guy (unless he's a very strange guy) reads to get horny. It seems like chicks have to light like 20 candles and read books about gay vampire sex these days just to get an orgasm.

I'm simply saying, the female imagination and how it ties to sexual stimulation is really weird coming from my perspective.



It's because our brain is still basically the same hardware it was 10,000 years ago on the Savannah. Men like visual porn because on a basic level, our brain can't tell the difference between a photograph of the real thing and the actual real thing.

Evolutionary psychology is fascinating. Ian should do a show on it.

EvB

QuoteIt's because our brain is still basically the same hardware it was 10,000 years ago on the Savannah. Men like visual porn because on a basic level, our brain can't tell the difference between a photograph of the real thing and the actual real thing.

Yet, women DO "read to get horny" and rely on imagination a LOT. So how was that evolution different?  I'm not suggesting men and women aren't different (though there are broader differences between individuals - n matter what gender - then men and women as "sets")  Did their separate roles have a impact on this?

I know we adapt - in subtle was- to this kind of thing quickly.  In the 1940 - 1960 when many ground breaking studies were being done on sexual response -one of the things that was noticed was that was that men found erotic pictures of women arousing becuase the imagined themselves interacting with the women. AND - in an era when blatantly erotic imagery of men was not as radily available as now - women (yes, hetrosexual women) also fund those same picutres aorusing - because them imagined themselve BEING those women.

Frys Girl

THANK YOU!

We aren't changing at all. Twilight is just another version of Jane Austen or Danielle Steele. It's just romantic mush mash. The mistake is to read it and expect dudes to really be like that when they're really just Fry and Bender.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2009, 05:22:32 AM
THANK YOU!

We aren't changing at all. Twilight is just another version of Jane Austen or Danielle Steele. It's just romantic mush mash. The mistake is to read it and expect dudes to really be like that when they're really just Fry and Bender.

Bingo.



Frys Girl

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on June 14, 2009, 05:34:37 PM
"Do you guys like to eat ass"?
That guy is a talk radio dj here in DC. Chad Dukes. He called another morning rock zoo show as Lance Armstrong. It is an epic funny interview. He's a perv though.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
That guy is a talk radio dj here in DC. Chad Dukes. He called another morning rock zoo show as Lance Armstrong. It is an epic funny interview. He's a perv though.

I like him already.  :D

Frys Girl

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on June 14, 2009, 07:30:24 PM
I like him already.  :D
He is a hero to a lot of guys, I should add. He is constantly criticizing women for the bad things they do, like refusing to help pay for stuff after a certain point in a relationship. He raises issues like these and the calls pour in. He has a co-host named Oscar Santana and they are absolutely hilarious together.
I think the Lance Armstrong interview is available on wikipedia. It's worth a listen. on itunes you can search for Big O and Dukes for their podcasts. If the ones from Arizona are up, I reccomend those. They are so funny. Diet pills is a good one too!

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