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Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 15, 2020, 04:33:38 PM
Where the fuck is Rat Fink!

Maybe someone ratted the little fuck out.  Maybe.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 11, 2020, 12:09:31 PM
47?! Dude looks like he’s still 27. Kudos, Jackie. 

It's the chemo, keeps his head bright and shiny with no hair.  Looks decades younger!  Kudos, Kuckzi.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 16, 2020, 07:37:36 PM
we will switch to baofengs

I ask rhetorically, How many fengs do you have? Enough?  I ask only so that others might be aware that they may need to equip others.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 16, 2020, 07:10:31 PM
Don't worry, when they come for you I will lend you my lipstick and fishnets and get you on a tugboat to Ketchikan.

The time for jokes may be coming to an end, my friend.  When shit goes sideways, I fully expect the internet to be 'turned off.'  If/when that happens, I hope we will meet again in better days.  This is a no shitter. 

Quote from: Jackstar on November 16, 2020, 07:05:07 PM
Two men, under one sky: But I'm still not giving you any boob pics, Creep.

Like I told dubby, when the balloon goes up, don't go to work delivering flowers. 

Quote from: albrecht on November 16, 2020, 06:38:18 PM
Don't worry. I'm sure a box of ballots can be "found" in a closet or was accidentally left in a trunk that will put Kamala/Biden up again.

Some caller on Clyde said that there was some 'agreement' to use Canadian forces to settle the civil unrest- and take our guns, of course.

Even if it is true to use Canadian 'forces' the US military will not like that at all.  Also,  many of those Canucks are not going to want to come down here and police up the U.S.  I'm pretty sure that Americans will put up a better fight against occupiers than Haji did in the 'stan or Eye-rack.  And once we get another taste of Canadian blood, we might go pay a visit up there. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 16, 2020, 06:58:00 PM
When one side is pleading for unity, by which they mean the wholesale acceptance of their hypocritical mindfuck bullshit while simultaneously calling half of the country cult members worthy of attack I think it’s actually civil war time now. They’re not backing down and they’re not stopping. Now they’re trying to steal a national election.

I don't even want to argue with you on this.  I'm so tired of their shit.  I like to believe that I  am a reasonable man.  But the reasons for being such, well, I am fast running out of them. 

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 16, 2020, 06:52:51 PM
I think that may be the only way to get you fat fucks to put down your cheeseburgers.

Shouldn't tease.  Too many of us have seen our best days balls deep in the shit with our brothers.  Very easy to be that man again.  i like you dubby.  I don't even care that you would blow me in my drunken stupor and not say a word to me about it the next day. 

When the balloon goes up, stay home that day.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 16, 2020, 06:42:20 PM
Civil war time yet?

I know that i must sound eager for a fight, but i am not.  I truly wish there were another way.  But as the days continue to slip by into the morass of the political past, I have to accept that regardless of the restraint shown by the conservatives, the Left wants a fight.  I don't want to oblige them, but if forced.....
The left doesn't understand the level of visceral rage that so many of us, veterans and civilians, are drowning in.   I don't know what day it will happen, where it will happen, but it will happen.  The Rubicon will be crossed and we will all be balls deep in the shit.  i shit you not.

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 16, 2020, 05:54:56 PM
https://twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/1327815537813041152

Masvidal sleeping violent commies would be entertaining AF.

A fucking pay per view event!  Shit.  These leftist fucks only take the weak, outnumbered, elderly or females.  Weapon of choice is the sucker punch.  Slimy little fucks will break and run when conservatives form up and take them on.  Antifa fuxx are the Viet Cong, slipping in, taking a few shots and then running like the pussies that they are.

Truly, GOD forbid the Right forms up intending on a fight rather than absorbing the cheap shots.  Then those fuxx will know true fear and it will be their piss colored blood running in the streets.

Quote from: albrecht on November 16, 2020, 05:26:05 PM
That would be participating in the misogynistic, racist, sexist, and exploitative capitalist hegemony. And the term 'royalty' itself is problematic and shows a bias of Western Civilization and, worse, even Christianity.

My apologies, fellow Global Citizen.   I will proceed to self flagellation and self criticism. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 15, 2020, 04:17:52 PM
Heh heh. It really doesn’t take much.

As often as this bitch shows up, well, everywhere.  I hope she is getting royalties for her image.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 15, 2020, 06:32:03 PM
Will Whitmer play a part in the Biden administration?  I think she needs a bigger platform to teach us the meaning of the word discipline.

Maybe it will go something like this.


https://youtu.be/lZq92RFj0pQ

Quote from: Tootsie on November 15, 2020, 08:54:43 AM
NEW WORLD ORDER JERK-GAVIN CREEP NEWSOME-(PELOSI'S NEPHEW)VIOLATES HIS OWN RULES AND GOES TO PARTY

https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-governor-went-party-violated-204247473.html

Because he is a CUNT.  I want to see his tits, too. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 16, 2020, 11:18:24 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqDNsNgcS_U

I wonder when the 'impartial' journalists will be targeted with a little payback?  I wonder when the 'journalists' who assisted in all the fear and hate mongering will be held accountable for their actions and inactions, words spoken and truths not spoken?  I'm guessing that they are all so full of hate and shit that a decent proctological exam with a 2x4 camera will probably be needed.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 15, 2020, 08:49:06 PM
Awrite!  Now the Mob is involved. Perhaps this will bring Rudy back to his roots and he'll stop being a cartoon.  ‘Skinny Joey’ Merlino charged $10 per whipped up ballot in Philly.

XCLUSIVE: How a Philly mob boss stole the election â€" and why he may flip on Joe Biden

https://buffalochronicle.com/2020/11/14/exclusive-how-a-philly-mob-boss-stole-the-election-and-why-he-may-flip-on-joe-biden/

If Merlino fucked America, then I think  it's fair that we all get to tear a piece off of his wife.   You know, her tits for tat.

Quote from: albrecht on November 10, 2020, 07:55:39 PM
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=10966.msg1437148#msg1437148

https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs

Quote from: Stellar on November 04, 2020, 11:19:51 PM
Oh Dr your so perfect nothing bad ever or there is never anything wrong with u you asshole.

Well, dude, he is a perfect asshole.  Does that count as 'wrong?" If not,  I don't care. 

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 06, 2020, 08:30:01 PM


#triggered

Never heard of David Rotchld.  Couldn't give a single fuck.  I''m pretty sure Ivanka feels the same.

Quote from: KJh on November 06, 2020, 11:26:49 AM
Trump and his circle became too cocky.
We need change in the White House.
Trump had his chance but he blew it.
FUCK HIM NOW.
I voted for him in 2016 but not this year.

Did you write in your vote for paladin's cock, again?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 05, 2020, 10:42:25 PM
Wow! That’s quite the diagnosis, ZaZa.

P.S. Your mom’s still a whore.

Hey, *snaps fingers*  that's right!  Quick, somebody go in the men's and read her number off the wall.  And who's in for a gangbang?  Anybody?   

Quote from: Catsmile on November 05, 2020, 09:34:44 PM
#I'llJustLeaveThisHereForThePro-LifeCrowd

Hahahahahaha.   Pro Life here.   That's some funny shit. 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 05, 2020, 04:36:20 PM
When you qualify for your Fag Card does it come with an unlimited selection of these pansy gifs? Asking for MD.

Why?  Did it work differently for you in jolly faggoty old england.

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 02, 2020, 02:54:31 PM


Say his name.

The reporter of that piece is named Dan Corn.  Dan CORN!  This is CORN pop all growed up. Now I see Corn Pop's plan.  All these years later, after being chased off by Ragin JO Biden, he gets to fuck with White America. 

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 22, 2020, 06:48:07 PM
Y U no want 2 C city slickers starve to death and get raped to death by pavement apes in their burned out concrete jungle?

That's funny as hell.  The things  i could you fm my days on patrol.

Quote from: BobGrau on November 06, 2020, 01:55:39 PM
So, here's my dilemma (it will become apparent why I'm laying all this out):

Way back, MV/Liberace solicited the advice of myself and one PonyBoySunset regarding a parody song he was working on - this was all the rage back in my day - I was flattered that he'd recognised my small talent with changing words to sound a bit like other words, so gamely offered some contributions, as did PBS.
It later turned out that this was some sort of weird prank/sting operation on PBS for having presumably flounced out of here in a huff, then coming back all cheery and acting like nothing had happened. I was somewhat chagrined at either being made an unwitting accomplice in said prank, or perhaps having also been a target? I've flounced out of here in a huff plenty of times, you see, although I don't recall ever getting personal with Our Lord In Sequins. I think I unfollowed him on Twitter, but I unfollowed everyone on Twitter. God, I hate Twitter.

So, perplexed, I flounced out of here in a huff once more. (Quietly, as is my passive-aggressive wont)

And here I am, coming back all cheery and acting like nothing had happened.

You see the problem.

Also, Hi everyone! Anybody dead yet?

WTF Grau?  You keep flouncing around and SV might get a hardon without having to 'pound the pump" on the inside of his thigh.

Quote from: KJh on November 06, 2020, 05:09:02 AM
MV, WILL YOU EVER CONVERT FROM ISLAM, OR WILL YOU DIE AS A MUDLSLIM SCUM BAG.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CONSCIOUSNESS WHAT YOU DID BY SIGNING YOUR SOUL AWAY TO ISLAM.

YOUR FAMILY LIFE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED FROM NOW ON.
JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON YOU AND UPON YOUR HEAD.
MV,..YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO PUBLICLY DENOUNCE ISLAM, OR YOU WILL SUFFER IMMENSELY.

"MV,..YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO PUBLICLY DENOUNCE ISLAM, OR YOU WILL SUFFER IMMENSELY."


*yawn*   

Quote from: Juan on November 05, 2020, 08:15:14 AM
He’ll last two years.  That way Commie-la can rule two years and still run for two full terms - thus ten years in office.

I give it in terms of months, 4-6, to be exact.  He 'Clintonsides' or is retired for some suitable BS claim.  Kamala takes the reins for the remainder of the term, then her assumed 8 years to follow.  And in a "This my  nigga' moment.  She chooses Pelosi to be V.P.