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Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 03:56:32 PM
I've always wanted to send you more nudes. Equivalent results would have been expected.

Of your mom?

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 02:37:20 PM
Bless you, I did not think of pectin!  I am leery of chia seeds as being too slimy, but am more than willing to exploit someone else's success.

So you're saying you don't mind sloppy 2nds, thirds, er, whatevers?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 01:45:53 PM
She'd be willing to cut you. Her sense of self-preservation appears to be wholly out of proportion these days.

How about, walking into an Irish pub and ordering milk? This spitballing here is fun for me.

I've always wanted to walk into a British Pub and order an Irish car bomb.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 01:27:43 PM
Step up, boys; I'll do anything to get my podcast numbers up this year.

See.  A true capitalist.  Profit over taste.  Don't worry dubby, I'll support 'small' businesses like yours.  I will drink plenty of pineapple juice b4 hand.  But wait, no handsies.....that would be cheating your customers of the full blown experience.

Much success to you as a small business owner.

Quote from: Catsmile on December 09, 2020, 11:59:07 PM

LOL. 

Quote from: albrecht on December 09, 2020, 11:50:47 PM

The "Last Post," in the desert? This doesn't bode well, though always a stirring, yet sad, call.

Is he surviving on locusts and wild honey?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2020, 04:52:06 PM
Oh, that’s just great because, apparently, I’m Rubini. So, I get the bad rep without ever having received the BJ?! What a gyp!

NO Blowjob?  "Well, shit Neegro, that's all you had to say."

KAAAYDUUB!


Now just sit back and wait. 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on December 08, 2020, 01:51:35 PM
Let's hope a new cache of dick pics gets discovered soon or you're gonna go stir crazy.

Where do you stand in the vaccination process?  Do notorious homosexuals like yourself get to the head of the line?  You know,  being super spreaders that you are.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 05:24:24 PM
Screeeech! Schreeeeeech! I’M A FUCKING TEACHER!!! Screeeech! Screeeeeech!

And this is precisely what’s wrong with our education system. Thanks, RealPolitik! :

I wonder how may 6th graders will get her knocked up.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 07, 2020, 05:18:37 PM
I AM A TEACHER! edition

https://twitter.com/shanermurph/status/1335756575605202944

I love spontaneous or impromptu street theater.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 10:58:05 AM
Yeah, like I said, we need more guys like that and less dead-eyed guys like this:

https://youtu.be/DdCYMvaUcrA

Quote from: DanTSX on December 06, 2020, 08:23:50 AM




I much prefer Savage, even though he did go off the deep end in the last year or two.    Listening to savage is like listening to my grandfather.  Which begs the question of why he knew so much Yiddish?

(((Because)))

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 05, 2020, 11:16:46 PM
I think people felt similarly about Glenn Beck but he came around pretty quickly after inauguration too.

Beck can get a little wild eyed when he gets worked up. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 05, 2020, 06:40:53 PM
We’re gonna need a third guy. Hmm...K_Dubb! Fingers! Now!

ANd make damn sure it's your finger Kdubb.  Not your Wee Willie the Wanker.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 05, 2020, 06:19:36 PM
I know you are. I just thought I’d use your post to expound on the necessity of clearing out the commies; you know, the way a brother in arms might lean against another bro to take the perfect shot.

Well, put your finger in my ear b4 you take the shot.  i've lost enough of my hearing due to that kind of shit.

Quote from: DanTSX on December 05, 2020, 08:08:17 AM

James Okeefe is a national treasure.  The last true journalist,


Ben Shapiro is a cringe hack.


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I don't agree with you on Ben Shapiro.  Ben is the remedial instructor for those who don't understand  their rights and duties as citizens.  You know, most of your class who slept through civics, history, ethics, etc.  I give him a listen fm time to time.  He breaks it down for those who need to understand their place i the world.

But I will say this, a lot of times you listen to someone on the radio and build a picture in your head of what they look like and when you see a pic or meet the guy, it's a what the fuck moment.   But Ben, he looks just like he sounds.

Quote from: Innerreach on December 04, 2020, 10:08:56 PM
Notice how Trump supporters contain their actions to a reasonable means necessary, just to make a point. Fucktard leftists would have put this guy in the hospital, then spend the rest of the evening burning down their own city.


Fucking Animals-

Untermenschen.  Ja?

Quote from: Nyewalker on December 04, 2020, 01:02:16 PM
Rubini's apartment

What?  Next to his dildo collection?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 12:58:32 PM
The white house? They said the current admin has it.

As good a guess as any, I suppose.  Or maybe it's at Gitmo with half a dozen pissed off L/Cpl's standing guard over it, and hoping, praying that somebody will come and try to take it away.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 12:57:53 PM
You don’t understand that the MSM has been bought by the globalist billionaires that actually own them and are now just propagandists for (((their))) agenda?! The revolution will NOT be televised. It will, however, be livestreamed but they’re gonna try to fuck with that too. Conservatives and just people who value their rights and freedoms afforded by the constitution are going to have to be willing to fight as dirty as those cocksuckers are now and take the fight to them or there won’t be a consitution, rights or freedoms anymore.

Dude, I am aware.  I want the opposition to see just how bad the orange man can be.  I want to see shitbirds  bagged and tagged and doing the perp walk.  Surely OAN, Newsmax etc would gleefully run coverage of that 24/7 just like the MSM ran the 'peaceful protests' 24/7.

Quote from: Tootsie on December 02, 2020, 06:10:26 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-says-covid-vaccine-will-now-be-required-to-enter-heaven/

I'm not even reading that fucking article. 

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 02, 2020, 06:06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1334001168708734980

Alright, you faggots.  Whose dad is this?  I know you are here.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 11:43:56 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nF9jw9Pp68

Where's the fucking machine?

Quote from: Nyewalker on December 04, 2020, 10:57:31 AM
Trump Team Has Dominion Machine from Small Georgia County â€" Shows Votes Flipped from Trump to Biden

I want this to be true. 

But then, I heard fm another 'net denizen, that machines were secured in Germany and in the ensuing action, a CIA operative, was shot, taken into custody and flown to Gitmo.   With all the 'proof' that has been secured, where is it now?  Why is it not tearing up the air waves?

What the Actual Fuck?  When am I gonna see some bodies bagged, tagged and dumped at the next Trump news conference?  The left has been sucking us off at gunpoint for the last 4 years trying to kickstart their revolution.  I think it's about time they get the mouthful they have been working so hard to attain.


https://youtu.be/V9AbeALNVkk

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 09:39:46 AM
Shirts off. Guitars on. It’s go time. Let’s rock!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM

https://youtu.be/SRwrg0db_zY

Quote from: ItsOver on December 04, 2020, 05:37:01 AM
Heh, heh, heh...



Remember when California could go red and not mean Kalifornia?

Ahhhh, yes.  But a dangerous memory in this NEW ORDER.  The photo, symbolic of the Republic, before the fall. 

Quote from: Silphion on December 01, 2020, 08:58:15 PM


Was Maestro Rubini ever really the manager for B.J. Thomas?
If so, for how long, and why?
Some things are a little hard to believe ... or stomach.

Wait.  I thought he claimed to have managed to give a BJ to Fr. Thomas.  Are we talking about 2 different episodes of his life?

Quote from: Liberace! on December 12, 2009, 07:08:16 PM
i get really annoyed listening to people criticize reagan.  granted, i don't agree with everything the guy did.  however, it's the way people criticize him that annoys me, not just the mere fact that they do.

they always say he was just a b-movie actor, he was all image and no substance, that he was clumsy and demented during his presidency, or that he was out of touch with the common man. 

that all seems so weak to me. 

if people want to criticize him for iran contra, fine.  for budget deficits?  fine.  for violating state's rights by threatening to withhold highway funds if they didn't yield to federal standards?  fine again.  every president deserves to be honestly evaluated.  however, the evaluation of reagan by his detractors seems to have over the years been more about his style or how he was generally perceived than anything substantive.  despite some of my specific misgivings about the man, i think he was exactly what the US needed at the time.  he's what we need right now.  unfortunately, i don't think there will be another like him.

if you changed a few words or names and said words like this today you.......  Hahahhahaaaaha.  Too fucking funny, bro.  You are more spot on than Major fucking Ed dames ever was.   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 02, 2020, 02:58:59 PM
I enjoyed the poem though and even made mention of it here when I was reviewing that Gabcast. 

https://youtu.be/R2hkw-qYEWQ

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 02, 2020, 02:21:48 PM
mv’s oil? Sure! It’s all I use for masturbating the JV water polo team at the local commieunity college.

Ummm.  Well, thanks for the honesty.