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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on August 04, 2019, 11:22:04 AM
You should see me play "Jeopardy!" when watching. I really do need to get on that show.  ;)
However, in this case I don't recall. Always liked Donna Reed so surprised I missed that reference. Usually I listen to C2C on replay and usually when doing stuff in the yard, garage, etc as more background noise in my ear muffs;  so miss some things.

It would be amazing to see a winning contestant on that show give a Bellgab shoutout! ;D

Jojo

Quote from: albrecht on August 04, 2019, 11:22:04 AM
You should see me play "Jeopardy!" when watching. I really do need to get on that show.  ;)
However, in this case I don't recall. Always liked Donna Reed so surprised I missed that reference. Usually I listen to C2C on replay and usually when doing stuff in the yard, garage, etc as more background noise in my ear muffs;  so miss some things.
That's great.  Jeopardy's cool.  I hope Alex gets the best care possible.  And he's working doing commercials, too.  I'm sure he could just sit around lazy if he wanted to, but evidently he's got a cause worth working for even when there must be times he doesn't feel good.  He always puts on a professional demeanor, though - - no one would know when he's having a bad day at work.

Well, it's fun "winning" at home.  Maybe Jeopardy could set up a virtual live gaming system during the show so people all over the country could compete with each other through automation.  People would LOVE it.

Well, the reference to Donna Reed was very brief, just a side comment probably after a guest mentioned her.  But my loud A/C was running & I was in the other room, so I just didn't hear it.  If you ever hear it on a replay, I'd love to have the calendar date!  I asked Snorge for it through the PM system here a while back, but I don't think he will cough it up.  Because he knows I just want to ridicule anything he says about panty models.  No offense to Donna Reed; she actually seems pretty decent and back then, women didn't have a choice if they wanted to go into acting.  It was do what the men tell you or never have a career.

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 04, 2019, 11:48:44 AM
It would be amazing to see a winning contestant on that show give a Bellgab shoutout! ;D
Except that Merv Griffin Enterprises Jeopardy Productions, Inc. and CBS Television Productions would look up BG and then rescind the money won and cancel that show episode with a new competitor.  ;)

Dateline

Quote from: Sixteen on August 04, 2019, 11:58:16 AM
That's great.  Jeopardy's cool.  I hope Alex gets the best care possible.  And he's working doing commercials, too.  I'm sure he could just sit around lazy if he wanted to, but evidently he's got a cause worth working for even when there must be times he doesn't feel good.  He always puts on a professional demeanor, though - - no one would know when he's having a bad day at work.


Well, the reference to Donna Reed was very brief, just a side comment probably after a guest mentioned her.  But my loud A/C was running & I was in the other room, so I just didn't hear it.  If you ever hear it on a replay, I'd love to have the calendar date!  I asked Snorge for it through the PM system here a while back, but I don't think he will cough it up.  Because he knows I just want to ridicule anything he says about panty models.  No offense to Donna Reed; she actually seems pretty decent and back then, women didn't have a choice if they wanted to go into acting.  It was do what the men tell you or never have a career.
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I think he was recently engaged to a former Hawaiian Tropic model.

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on August 04, 2019, 12:51:21 PM
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I think he was recently engaged to a former Hawaiian Tropic model.
Very "former", possibly.  Could she be the one that got AIDS (from sex she didn't even enjoy) or the female bigamist who profited millions from getting re-married repeatedly?

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on August 04, 2019, 10:34:59 AM
The Norry Chronicles

Ian said that Norry was off on assignment, but Norry was off for rest and self-reflection.  The day was hot and so was the night.  He rolled over, not bad for a man almost seventy.  Time for sleep, but he was with a mean baby.  After some cops and robbers, Norry settled down for rest, but it did not come.  Thoughts about the memos about conspiracy sites being a terror threat jumped through his mind like sheep over the fence.  He had questions, "How would this affect Coast and the whole Norry media mogul empire?"  (To be continued)
He hadn't meant to roll over on his frog, but what was done, was already done.  He hadn't been able to get any sleep anyhow, so he buried Froggie and then showered.


Still waiting for one of Coast's emerging artists to actually emerge.


Jojo



expat


Metron2267

Quote from: expat on August 05, 2019, 07:17:51 AM
Nick Pope was OK, I thought. Interesting.
He has never spoken to why he and Elizondo were picked for this spontaneous "disclosure" and what's in it for him.

albrecht

Norry retold his recent Opie/RonHoward epiphany but in his telling last night it wasn't "I looked up and saw a book" (presumably by Ron Howard) but "I flipped channels and there was Ron Howard." He forced the guest to promise to get Ron Howard to be a guest on the show, and mentioned to her that he saw Russel Crow recently (I thought it was a while ago) and that he "recognized Norry as being an Ancient Alien guy" and "he will be on the show."  Boston can be nice in September, Russel.

George should take the advice of his second guest last night, and try to get control of his deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Then perhaps he would not feel the need to silence valid criticism of his skills as a radio host. His feelings of self-doubt are never more obvious than when a guest's phone line drops. Most talk hosts could fill hours of dead air with their rhetoric, but one can hear the near-panic in Snoorge's voice when it happens to him.

Last week the place (owned by a national company)  where I have been getting my WiFi for over a year, blocked access to Bell Gab due to "hate speach". No big deal, as there is another business next door offering free WiFi. However, there are no coinkydinks. Someone had to report Bell Gab, and I have a pretty good idea who it was.

I find it highly ironic that George forcefully repeated twice something like : "You've got to tell people what you feel". George never tells his listeners what he really feels. He has been lying ever since he first sat down in the host's chair. Chronic liars have no self-confidence. Authentic, self-confident people do not need to lie or shut-down criticism of their work.

Jojo

Um, George, what is a crankawattavetter (12:41)?

Jojo

George laughed after the Paranormal Date.com ad, saying, "You might as well enjoy the next five years, with ParanormalDate.com".  So, what happens after five years?

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on August 05, 2019, 06:31:32 PM
George should take the advice of his second guest last night, and try to get control of his deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Then perhaps he would not feel the need to silence valid criticism of his skills as a radio host. His feelings of self-doubt are never more obvious than when a guest's phone line drops. Most talk hosts could fill hours of dead air with their rhetoric, but one can hear the near-panic in Snoorge's voice when it happens to him.

Last week the place (owned by a national company)  where I have been getting my WiFi for over a year, blocked access to Bell Gab due to "hate speach". No big deal, as there is another business next door offering free WiFi. However, there are no coinkydinks. Someone had to report Bell Gab, and I have a pretty good idea who it was.

I find it highly ironic that George forcefully repeated twice something like : "You've got to tell people what you feel". George never tells his listeners what he really feels. He has been lying ever since he first sat down in the host's chair. Chronic liars have no self-confidence. Authentic, self-confident people do not need to lie or shut-down criticism of their work.
Confidence means little without love.

Jojo

10:45 sickos.  If sex w your wives wasn't up to ideals, keep your thoughts to yourselves.  Anything less is rude to women, rude in light of your former Playboy contract, rude to your wives and/or ex-wives and somewhat rude to porn performers.

Any prob you've got w porn is men's fault.  By men, for men...  Either do something to fix the prob (please) or shut up.

Hugh Heffner dies, so now you unload?  Hypocrite.

All in the name of "being right" after the fact. Anyone could say they would have been right after the fact.

If your bedroom tales haven't been production quality, then maybe you need to work on technique and style.  Or cut out viewing porn to the extent that your disillusionment becomes national news.

And no, you weren't just guessing what the guest's answer to his own question would be.  You WERE answering.

You make me feel sick.


Dateline

Quote from: Sixteen on August 06, 2019, 04:42:40 AM
10:45 sickos.  If sex w your wives wasn't up to ideals, keep your thoughts to yourselves.  Anything less is rude to women, rude in light of your former Playboy contract, rude to your wives and/or ex-wives and somewhat rude to porn performers.

Any prob you've got w porn is men's fault.  By men, for men...  Either do something to fix the prob (please) or shut up.

Hugh Heffner dies, so now you unload?  Hypocrite.

All in the name of "being right" after the fact. Anyone could say they would have been right after the fact.

If your bedroom tales haven't been production quality, then maybe you need to work on technique and style.  Or cut out viewing porn to the extent that your disillusionment becomes national news.

And no, you weren't just guessing what the guest's answer to his own question would be.  You WERE answering.

You make me feel sick.

Wow, just Wow!

AZZERAE

Quote from: Sixteen on August 06, 2019, 04:42:40 AM
If sex w your wives wasn't up to ideals, keep your thoughts to yourselves.  Anything less is rude to women ...

Any prob you've got w porn is men's fault.  By men, for men ...

Honey, you need to get the D. You’ve clearly never been mind-blowingly fucked, had your nickers drenched in a moment of passion or been brought to orgasm by a fella up to par.

Yes. Scissoring counts.

Metron2267

Quote from: Sixteen on August 06, 2019, 01:44:16 AM
George laughed after the Paranormal Date.com ad, saying, "You might as well enjoy the next five years, with ParanormalDate.com".  So, what happens after five years?
Marriage?

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on August 06, 2019, 12:42:01 PM
Wow, just Wow!
If I wanted Howard Stern, I would listen to Howard Stern.  And maybe I just will.


Metron2267

Quote from: Tangerine on August 06, 2019, 01:27:34 PM
Maybe.  Isn't that a bit over the average time, though?
Maybe not:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/relationships/a10333374/average-time-couples-together-before-marriage/
QuoteIt turns out couples are spending 4.9 years in a relationship before making that commitment, Refinery29 reports.


I laughed out loud last night when Snoorge said he told the same stories in cities all over the country, and they are "fresh everytime". Does he actually believe this? The first guest was shamelessly pandering to George and kissing his butt. Gotta sell those books. First guest said he thought George probably had 30 stories he repeated. Dream on. More like five stories.

It would be nice to get back to the subject of the suckage of George, instead of letting a lonely old lady hijack this thread to everything but. Absolutely obsessed by Snoorge's sex life. Ugg. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on August 06, 2019, 08:00:21 PM
I laughed out loud last night when Snoorge said he told the same stories in cities all over the country, and they are "fresh everytime". Does he actually believe this? The first guest was shamelessly pandering to George and kissing his butt. Gotta sell those books. First guest said he thought George probably had 30 stories he repeated. Dream on. More like five stories.

It would be nice to get back to the subject of the suckage of George, instead of letting a lonely old lady hijack this thread to everything but. Absolutely obsessed by Snoorge's sex life. Ugg. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
You are assuming he has one.  Why would he have one?  He basically indicated porn is more exciting.  On the menu of suckage, broadcasting that has gotta rank pretty high.

Dateline

Norry is hurt.  What?  His bedroom tales have not been production quality?  Being the gent and yoga practitioner that he is, he has immediately gone to work to remedy the situation.

He will assume plank position, yoga position in the bedroom, he can hold it for hours. 

Problem though, the ramen noodle is overcooked.  Back to the kitchen.


Jorch once again showing off his expertise in global politics. He told the first guest 'The Iranian people love America. They love our way of life.'

of course we've heard this 100 times before, based on Jorch's relationship with ONE Iranian immigrant in LA or St. Louis, no doubt a restaurant owner Jorch mooches meals from because he's a celebrity.



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