BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: WOTR on January 19, 2020, 07:47:31 PM
Unless your are doing the whole "Luca Magnata" or "Meiwes" thing and have control of the camera and the recordings, that seems like a bad idea.

What about Luca?

Quote from: Liberace! on December 23, 2019, 05:22:36 AM

Can we do that remotely?

Hmmmmmm... Is there a problem with input lag affecting timing? This is an interesting proposal. I would be quite interested in talking this one out. I have rudimentary recording quipment at my home. Let’s do this remotely!

Quote from: pate on December 14, 2019, 11:25:58 PM
Yes, thank you for your service, Lee!

Haha.

I played the bass in a basement/garage band for awhile, we never got onstage...  My career ended when my genius 16yr old self loaned my '79 cherry red Fender Jazz Bass and 200W Peavey (350W? long thyme ago) head/amp/speaker out to a "friend" for a show they were going to do.  Never saw it again...

TRUST NO ONE!

Now I have two violins that I intend to learn to play, someday.  One I will change into a fiddle with a little bridge work so I can play bluegrass/zydeco/Cajun/country someday...

-p

Pate, learn Elton John on the violin... I’ll learn some chords on my guitar... We’ll get Liberace to provide vocals and drums to Philadelphia Freedom... We’ll make him Phil Collins Elton John.

Brig, wanna tambourine like Stevie Nicks in our GeorgeNoory tribute band?

P.s. - did the website name change go through and I’m not noticing it?

Quote from: pate on December 14, 2019, 10:39:59 PM
Luka:  Someday, I might just do a regular pod-cast for shits 'n giggles, more pressing things to worry about though.  So for now I will just have to hitch a ride on Lee's cape if he ever forgives me for that comment about drummers and the fact that only their head is visible on-stage is the reason why they slay so much African poon...

haha!

Merry XXX-mas!

-p

I mean, I was in a band in high school. The drummer and bassist slayed... The vocalist and I ( guitarist) were left in the dust. Thank you for your service, MV.

-L

P.s. - jam sesh, one day... bucket list.

Quote from: pate on December 14, 2019, 10:26:16 PM
Indeed, my $5 USB microphone is plugged in and ready, as are my $200(?) Audio Technica ATH-ESW9 headphones (can't get those anymore, although that seems to be a used pair available over at amazon...)

Those are some damn nice headphones, I should probably find a better microphone but the house payment and XXX-mas seem to be pinching my wallet...

Howya doon, luka?


-p

I’m doing fine, -p!

I’d call into your holiday PateCast...

Quote from: Liberace! on December 14, 2019, 04:01:07 PM
It hadn't really occurred to me to do one. Not much going on.

Not much going on? Methinks you are mistaken. I think this is the PERFECT time for a healing podcast.

We just watched the documentary on Netflix about Bikram Yoga. I believe that a GabCast is an healing as hot yoga, as it saved Richard Nixon’s leg from being amputated.

Even just shooting the shit would be fun around the holidays. I can certainly vouch that anxieties are lessened now that a semester is over, and my students are all done worth finals.

Heal the flock, Liberace.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2019, 10:15:12 AM
Sorry.  Hippity Hop collateral damage.  Praise Lee and pass the rabbit.

Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much rabbit... or was that eating out too much rabbit?

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2019, 06:28:53 AM
And boiling rabbits.

please, no.

Quote from: pate on November 19, 2019, 06:56:24 AM
eMCee is afraid that the world is not ready for my "wisdom nuggets" yet, that is why he talks over me.

I take a shot on every tenth "Hold on Pate," when I lose count and take a shot at the wrong time we know that it is time to end the shoe.

Thanks for listening!  I think I had fun!

-p

I enjoyed listening to you -p

Maybe one day Liberace will run the board for you, so you can host your own podcast (like the SendaCast!)

I would love to see what you would do if you managed the conversation.

    Thoughts?

   -l

Quote from: pate on November 16, 2019, 08:25:18 AM
Well, I have attempted to break the new "livechat" Easter Egg.  I find it acceptable...

Speaking of Easter eggs and rabbits... I relistened to your most recent entry into GabCast history... I think the GabCast should be rebranded as The H.O.P.cast.

Why? Because Liberace utters “Hold On Pate” as if he were playing a drinking game.. At least 376 times by my count.

Luca <3 -p

Quote from: Liberace! on November 05, 2019, 06:19:00 PM
The StacheCast? Not really sure.

These are my top suggestions...

The -p Institute for Advanced Georgenoorian Studies (Thanks Rush)
“I agree”, with George Noory (rhymes!)
G.N.@Cast (sound it out... GnatCast)
GNorCast (like “forecast”)

and finally...

Chasing Noory

By the way, I accidentally used my phone to check BellGab while connected to my work’s WiFi... I got an angry message on my browser that BellGab is a malicious website.

https://youtu.be/Je_tKi4OLgM

This short clip from the Howard Stern appearance on The Critic reminds me of hosting a podcast with Pate. It’s only 50 seconds, but skip to the middle to see Robin “-p” Quivers...

Also, what will the GabCast be named after the transition?

Quote from: brig on September 29, 2019, 07:58:27 PM
AMAZEEN!

And yes I totally get it.

Hi Brig!

I just downloaded the Paranormal Radio app on my phone just to join all of you.

Hi -p!

    -l

Quote from: pate on September 25, 2019, 11:10:09 PM
Sure.  Without giving the audience clues, what will it all be about?

These sorts of discussions are better carried out via PMs...

Although I think we can discuss "in the clear" sauerkraut.  I am a big phan of homeopathic home-made sauerkrauts, methods, mothers, et ceterers...

-p

ediot: lishunners luv 'krauts!

Yeah man, I think DIY Weinerschnitzel sound like a winner to me.

    -l

Quote from: pate on September 24, 2019, 03:50:32 PM
Graper,

That's a grate question, you should call into the next GabCast and ask Lee!

+1 CHUBB

-p

Pate, let’s get that podcast going. Next week during an evening?

-l

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 20, 2019, 09:58:54 AM
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1660637/slowcooked-rabbit-stew

Oh, that’s why. That’s for reminding me, you brick and mortar chub.

-l

Quote from: WOTR on September 20, 2019, 02:40:04 AM
You and I both know that to be a completely false statement. No where in the post does Luca request a large pepperoni pizza with extra sauce.

The pizza must be gluten-free.

I’m not sure about how the Podesta-Code will translate that, but we run a gluten-free home.

Quote from: pate on September 20, 2019, 04:14:42 AM
Sure.  How much booze do I need to bring?  Last podcast I co-hosted I came prepared for an hour or two, not five!

PM me with the particulars about the shoe!  TIA!

-p

I think you should only prepare for an hour. If the chemistry is right, we can continue the podcast through a call in from your Uber (wait, how DID you transport inebriated -p to the store anyhow???) and narrate your journey, through spoken hieroglyphics and speaking in tongues, to the local liquor store. This will be compelling audio.

But seriously, PM me through the carrier pigeon tab shown above, and we will set up a time. This will be epic. This is designed to make us money.

-g

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 19, 2019, 10:57:36 AM
I didn't get all of this, but I caught the part about you requiring two Asian boys no older than 10.

When exactly did our relationship sour, Mr. Sredni? The amount of Asian boy references, entirely supplied by you, are up 72% whenever you come back from a BellGab break.

Quote from: pate on September 19, 2019, 09:39:05 AM
I'm glad we could sort that out.

Properly it is spelled "KingDon."  Southern colloquialisms are fun!

-pate

I would like to rejuvenate my old podcast... Wanna do an episode and cohost at some point in the future, Pate?

-L

Quote from: pate on September 19, 2019, 01:03:15 AM
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-q

Quote from: pate on September 18, 2019, 10:53:27 PM
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Nautical?

-p

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Marine?

-d

Quote from: Liberace! on September 18, 2019, 12:02:15 AM
Now you've made me gut laugh. Jeeee-heeee-sus!

Btw, I've been told that I sound quite coherent on the most recent GabCast if you set the playback speed to 1.25x. Just a free trip from Vandeven Enterprises!

I wonder what genius figured out the 1.25x speed Tequila Plata trick. Astounding!

Also, randomly as I was driving, I heard Pate mumble something that sounded suspiciously like “Brick and Mortar Chub”...

I almost crashed my car laughing. If you’re listening Pate, thank you.

Someone ought to secure that BellGab username.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 26, 2019, 09:43:24 PM
he’s dead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I feel silly when I called the show after he died and expressed sadness. I don’t feel that anymore. It all seems like another world.

Quote from: chefist on April 26, 2019, 09:38:10 PM
Really? Serious now...did he die?

anyone want to call in with a White Crow impression? For old time’s sake?

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 26, 2019, 09:37:22 PM
yeah, he died...

I’m gone for a while and this happens... If you don’t mind Groyper, can you explain how?!?

Quote from: whoozit on April 26, 2019, 09:33:18 PM
WhiteCrow can’t die.  He drank the souls of all those that accepted hoodies.

I logged onto BellGab ONLY to confirm that White Crow is dead?!? What?!?

Wasn't Ahbram a stock guy or something at the Safeway and befriended Senda?

When I worked at a store, I always swapped contact information with regular Safeway Haulers with a GoPRO...

Bleached anus... I just thought about Edgar Winter...

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 03, 2019, 08:23:05 PM
Safeway.  Meh............

I live for the FoodMaxx hauls.   I yearn for a rematch bout with the Foodmaxx Crone.

Send link!

Do you think he still listens? One of my favorite YouTube Live memories was when Bateman was messing with him, and BellGabers were on Discord laughing our asses off. I think Groyper and Chefist were there.

Remember?