Quote from: WOTR on October 16, 2022, 12:28:56 AMNow you have reminded me that I have not told of recent events on this site yet... I will try to give the brief version.
A couple of weeks back, I was walking down the alley and a neighbour who has lived in the house for several years had his garage door open, and there were three of them enjoying beers- him and two friends. A somewhat larger lady of around 55 and her rather unkempt husband joined the thirty something resident. The owner mentioned one of my vehicles in the front driveway, and his friend left to look at it. I stayed for around an hour talking and the woman became somewhat upset that her husband was not back, and said that she was sure he would be gone the night.
I went home to bed, looked in the alley, and saw him with his phone out (my vehicle was around front and the neighbour is across the street so he should not really be in my alley.) I went out and told him I would meet him around front to look at the vehicle. He came around and said he needed to use the washroom. I got a bad feeling- but what the hell. So I waited in the hallway and a few minutes later he came out with his pants around his thighs pulling his pocket out and asking if I could help him find his "rock." I declined.
He then asked if I would like to spend 5 minutes in the dark with him. I declined. He told me that he would let me do anything I wanted. I declined. He pulled out his phone to a porn site and told me that I could pick a video and he would do anything that the woman in the video did. I declined. Then he turned around in the doorway of my washroom, bent over, touched his toes and asked if I liked the view (he was wearing womens underwear.) I informed him it did nothing for me and the he should probably leave.
He told me he just wanted to take another hit, and pulled out his beer can crack pipe. I told him to go ahead and then it was time to leave. I told him that I had a woman- I assume he noticed the lack of womens toiletries on the counter and told me he did too- but they were not here. He continued to proposition me on the way out and down the drive with his wife across the street and three doors down.
Anyhow, it ended with him telling me that he would be in my alley if I changed my mind and my taking the trigger lock off my shotgun and putting a hunting knife in a sheath beside me in bed before drifting off to sleep.
Point being, I wonder if she turns a blind eye to his midnight alley rendezvous? I mean, she suspected he was not coming home- she has to have some idea (and he is fortunate that I am not somebody who would blacken his eye and toss him down my stairs removing him from my property.)
I thank you for reminding me of one of the more surreal evenings in recent memory. And in case anybody is wondering, I have noticed his truck in my neighbours alley a couple of times since...
After all the effort he put in and not so much as a consolatory handjob to send him on his way? I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice?