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Did Satan kill bellgab for a while or was it just me?

I think we need Jaz to call in and put an end to this...

Quote from: Catsmile on November 10, 2015, 12:55:48 AM
"Her womb is sanctified ground."

You bet it is!

More like sacrificed ground.

Ya luv ya muddah? Huh, buddy? DO ya?!?!

Quote from: Darth Sandra on November 10, 2015, 12:31:11 AM
Here is hoping we get a JC call!

That would totally redeem this show..."How DARE yeeew, Ralph Sarchie!!"

Quote from: henge0stone on November 10, 2015, 12:25:31 AM
Earlier he said people are inclined to be free and believe what they want then later he implied that not following the Christian faith is causing evil to enter this world. kinda a contradiction..

Yeah, I don't think he's the sharpest tool in the shed...

So, let me get this straight...he'll help someone as long as they promise to follow his religion and if anyone would ever criticize his beliefs he would "pound" them. Wow! We got a winner here, folks.

Ey! Oh! You been usin' dat fuckin' prafaaaniddy?

Something in Art's voice tells me he's  gonna dump his ass and go to open lines before long.

Brain (f)Art...

Did he call it a "Crispy Bear"? Or was that just the connection?

Art's secret is out...Bottomless in the Desert.

 

Quote from: jazmunda on October 31, 2015, 12:27:20 AM
That is the creepiest photo tonight.

My pleasure...

Just-a lollygaggin' up on Everest...

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Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 31, 2015, 12:05:54 AM
Next time shave your legs 

Yeah, it's been a couple of days...

I have to do it. Here's me with my SquattyPotty...

Quote from: jazmunda on October 30, 2015, 11:54:57 PM
Thanks guys. Was a very personal story.

Art Bell Paranormal Community College â,,¢

You did well, sir. Even though you've killed the show now. Jeez, Jaz!

Quote from: maren on October 30, 2015, 11:50:33 PM
Ahh -- interesting.  Where's Dortmund?

Western Germany. I think he was in a pub one day and saw a sign on the wall for Dortmunder Union beer and so he named the character Dortmunder. Used to have a lot of microbreweries there, not so much anymore.

Quote from: maren on October 30, 2015, 11:43:45 PM
That happens all the time on YouTube -- get caught up in the labyrinth and end up 180 degrees from where you stated.

BTW, I think I read all of Westlake's Dortmund books -- a joy.

Actually, it was an ad on Facebook, believe it or not. But I do know what you mean.

I know of those books, I'm actually from a city called Dortmund. Apparently, Westlake named his character after a beer that used to be brewed there.  :-)

Quote from: maren on October 30, 2015, 11:41:28 PM
dortmunder is looking for it on YouTube now.

It's a doozy!

Quote from: SaucyRossy on October 30, 2015, 11:40:09 PM
I finally have a legit reason to post this gif

Thank you, no one wanted to believe me :-)

Quote from: maren on October 30, 2015, 11:37:51 PM
You apparently did -- why?

Oh, I didn't look for it, believe me. It just sort of..happened.

Quote from: coaster on October 30, 2015, 11:34:47 PM
What a weird commercial. Talking about squatty potty while some country music blares in the background.

You should look up their ad on YouTube...with the crapping unicorn.

Oh My God! I just got a SquattyPotty! I love it! I haven't left the bathroom for three days!

I heard "My BEER!"

Quote from: trostol on October 30, 2015, 11:10:04 PM
would waking up to parents having sex be considered a horror story?

Depends on whose parents they were.

Child? Sounded like an owl to me...