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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 07, 2020, 05:43:42 AM
No it doesn’t. Nice try though. How’s the queen?

Uh, dickhead. At the bottom it lists the users who have been active in the previous hour. If you're not active you don't show. You're always here because you have no life outside BellGab.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 07, 2020, 02:01:10 AM
Stats can be deceiving, especially to an idiot like you. I just never log out. It doesn’t mean I’m always here, like you.

You keep relying on that. Actually sites like this log you out if you're inactive for a while. You're here all the time. You're so dumb you don't even know how this site works.

Long time no see, you rotten old bastard.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 04:19:37 PM
No Trumpy, no peace!
We're vexed and obese!

When you qualify for your Fag Card does it come with an unlimited selection of these pansy gifs? Asking for MD.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 05, 2020, 02:56:57 PM

https://youtu.be/duQC9DoFLtU

I'd love to know what the peripatetic fellow in the background was doing. Ken Copeland better up his game because this crazed bitch is dancing circles round him right now. America 2020. You're welcome to it.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 10:10:51 AM
No he has pierced ears and skinny jeans and, though it has somehow escaped your notice, an affinity for musical theater that makes me sit up like a barn cat hearing a rustle in the grain bin!  He is a sleek Nubian prince who lounges about in dashikis and tortoiseshell glasses and a pair of thick gold hoops who would have played basketball but for the call of the stage, with an endearing capacity for familial devotion that has temporarily taken him out of the chorus line.  All of this he has hidden from us until now because, despite their president's best efforts to woo every black man who so much as bats an eye at him, his followers here are a passel of sneering racist shitbags who have done their best to undercut their champion at every turn and have cost him reelection by their ugly reinvigoration.

I'm guessing your gaydar, set to 'silent', has been vibrating so much it fell off the table. MD is obviously gay but I fear your portrait of him as some kind of Masai warrior is a little off base. The nearest he's come to a big cat is entering his local Food Lion, bravely walking in through the out door like a retarded Rosa Parks. He's a hunched, knobbly old gargoyle, and so white he could be a washing powder commercial.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 08:28:37 AM
Doc's ideological flexibility and laudable independence of mind is a wonder to behold!  He has also assured me that he is hot.  Of course my appraisal would be very different if he turned out to be just one more blubbery thumbhead running his grotesquely distended yap.

The diminutive 'doctor' is rumoured to stand barely 4'10'' in his Cuban heels and has all the wit and charm of a horse trough filled with diarrhoea. I know you're famously unfussy but it might help to apply standards occasionally. His self-reported hotness should be viewed in context: he has also claimed his parents were dead but is now saying he is asswipe-in-chief.

Quote from: KJh on November 04, 2020, 03:18:24 PM
I was hoping for riots last night. Where are the riots. Maybe when they officially announce the winner.
Imagine nationwide riots.

Some of us are hoping MD will be chased through the streets and brutally sodomized by a Soros-sponsored gang of liberal poofs.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 04, 2020, 02:24:32 PM
I know!  I am here to give out hugs.

I wouldn't, not after last time.

Quote from: whoozit on November 04, 2020, 02:53:57 PM
What I’m interested in is the inaccurate polling.   Polling is used to report on the mood of the people.  Perhaps this method no longer works.  If I was a pollster I’d be learning to code or frost a cake or something real quick.

Polling is only used to give journalists something to talk about.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 02:42:28 PM
As soon as Trump started showing signs of winning they shut the count down. There’s obviously something rotten in Denmark (and DC too).

To be specific, Denmark are culling 15 million mink with a strain of mutant covid. Solidarity with my fellow vicious rodents. Not sure how we tie this to Trump, unless it's a dead mink he's had stapled to his head all this time. Perhaps that's how he got the covid. The mink was working for the Deep State, obviously. Probably has child porn on his tablet too, you know what they're like...

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/nov/04/denmark-announces-cull-of-15-million-mink-over-covid-mutation-fears

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 03, 2020, 05:28:50 PM
Hopefully but this isn't a good omen.

He Built a Trump Statue and Worshiped It. Then He Collapsed.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/14/world/asia/india-trump-fan-dies.html

Looks more like Pence. Maybe something got lost in translation. MD will be upset that some wog has copied his idea of writing 'Trump ' over the walls like a mental patient. That got him kicked out of the homeless shelter last time.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 03, 2020, 04:54:35 PM
I told you, I do not enjoy the company of children.  And, whenever I think I have found a nice, elderly gentleman, perhaps English, with the cultivated tastes and degree of erudition to make a pleasant companion and put him to a gentle test of wits, he turns out to be a waffling weasel not worth a pair of pissed and shitten pluderhosen.

Show me a waffling weasel! The very idea is absurd and you have the temerity to question my pantaloons! And spare me the ageist gibes, all that tobacco you've been sucking down over the years will shortly make your boat race (lapsing into Cockney slang here) look like a pickled walnut.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 03, 2020, 03:17:47 PM
Find me some nineteenth-century gentleman's pantaloons with "tailored rips" and I will concede the point; otherwise, bask in your squalor.

Aha! Caught you! I said 'modified pantaloons' I said nothing about their vintage. I knew a pedantic fairy like you would leap on that like it was an unattended 15 year-old boy at a swimming pool. How does it feel to luxuriate in your wrongness? I'd tell you to take your pipe and stick it, but we all know you don't need any encouragement about that.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 03, 2020, 02:44:42 PM
Shreddie has bullshitten himself into a corner once again.

You're supposed to be the fag yet I schooled you on an elementary point of gentleman's tailoring. You're the one who should be hanging your head in shame. Some chutney ferret you turned out to be!

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 03, 2020, 10:54:11 AM
Nay you ignoramus!  This garment, a rakish form of pansied slops that would grace any elegantly dissipated buccaneer, whose "tailored rips" are known to the educated as slashing, is indeed equipped with a drop-seat or detachable rump but this, by analogy to the front-facing codpiece, is known as the halibut, from "holy butt" if you check the etymology.

I beg to differ. As an expert on Elizabethan couture I speak with some authority. Slashing would involve material underneath, which is usually pulled through the slash to create an invigorating contrast. The rabble-trouser is much more 19th century and the sort of pestilential foppery you advocate would be entirely inappropriate. I fancy Trumpet Man would mutilate your ugly mug with a bike chain if he saw you prancing up in that sort of dandyish apparel.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 03, 2020, 10:16:44 AM

Also, spellcheck wants to change 'rabble-rouser' to 'rabble-trouser'. Wtf is  a 'rabble-trouser'? I bet Sredni would know.

A rabble-trouser is a form of modified pantaloon chiefly favoured by ageing homosexuals of the K_Dubb variety, as they try to curry favour with BLM activists and other assorted ne'er-do-wells on the barricades. They come with or without tassels, tailored rips, and the seat is detachable and fastened with velcro to create what is known as a 'bugger's catflap'.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 02, 2020, 09:27:17 PM
No but these deep state people are certainly trying to bully the will of the people, to which your response was: nail filling. :

Uh, the will of the people is the last thing you're interested in. Hillary would be running for her second term if the will of the people was the defining metric.

As usual, brains in your arse.

Quote from: FlirtySugar on November 01, 2020, 04:41:32 PM
Week old baguette will be shoved up your ass for those words.
Bend over, slut.

K_Dubb isn't worthy to be sodomized by fresh bread, I agree. Something with poppy seeds on it might produce added irritation, however.

Just trying to help is all.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 04:26:11 PM
You don't know who you're talking to, missy.  My hair might not be long enough for hiding the razorblades any more but I still know how to creep around the back alleys of Puerto Vallarta like a real barrio queen with a switchblade up my hoohoo just in case some cholita like you starts acting like it's her quinceanera all over again.  I will fuck a bitch up and if you mess with me you will wilt like a wet pinata.

Credit where it's due, that made me laugh.

This thread is the forum equivalent of brain cancer, only not so enjoyable.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 01, 2020, 02:25:00 PM
No, it was my refusal to wear a mask in public. No one should be doing that. Both the CDC and WHO have now confirmed this but these lockdowns aren’t really about a public health crisis. They’re about controlling us and getting us in place for their “great reset.”

Uh, no. As usual you just make it up as you go along.

https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/coronavirus-disease-covid-19-masks

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 02:13:31 PM
There was another more-recent incident he rushed back to tell us about but the details escape me -- do you remember?  You could tell he was flush with the spirit of Bunker Hill, and the shade of Gen. Washington hovered briefly in his tear-dimmed eyes.

I don't recall. Perhaps he was at an express checkout and deliberately had 9 items instead of the stipulated 8. Fuck you, Soros!

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 02:04:15 PM
I think doc will riot by going out the in door at the minimart.

He was very proud of that bit of civil disobedience too. He never understood that it wasn't exactly like those Burmese monks setting themselves on fire. But if he chooses to immolate himself to protest a Trump defeat and stick it to the Deep State I wouldn't dream of standing in his way. I might even help out paying for the gasoline.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 01, 2020, 10:07:16 AM
Shouldn't you be off getting dinner ready?

I thought that was Hunter Biden's dick for a moment. I'm sure you have a whole thumb drive (make that a thumb and four fingers) full of stills. I hope chefist withdraws his apology. For one thing, it's not the BellGab way, for another you're an appalling louse who doesn't deserve it.

If there's one thing I've learned dealing with Walks over the years, it's never apologise. Keep your foot on his turkey neck and never remove it under any circumstances. Ignore the groans and offers of sexual favours, he never comes through anyway and keeps complaining he has a sore throat. What's BE anyway? Is that some Pizzagate codeword?

Quote from: chefist on October 31, 2020, 03:19:46 PM
Reminds me of my buddy who brought back a corrugated lid from a refrigerated treat from England while studying abroad in Plymouth, "4 Faggots in Gravy"...thus, led to my quest for dual meanings in words from the homeland and the colonies. ha

"Peg" is new and added to the list. Thanks! ha

That isn't British though, that's a term that's been around a few years at least. 'Pissed' means something different on either side of the Atlantic. 'Faggot' also means a bundle of sticks.

Quote from: chefist on October 31, 2020, 02:55:03 PM
Please SV, correct me if I'm wrong...I would peg you for a Jeremy Corbyn fan. 

No, not particularly. Certainly not as a leader.

Quote from: chefist on October 31, 2020, 02:55:03 PM
I would peg you

I'm flattered, but at least buy me dinner first.