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Quote from: albrecht on December 07, 2020, 04:43:12 PM
Well, we have a fundamental difference of opinion there.

If it's a right then it applies to everyone, unless they have forfeited them somehow.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 04:39:47 PM
You can be dense.  You will never win this argument with that investigation was fake, this one is real.  All you are doing is yelling “Am not” to someone calling you a name.  Realpolitik removes feelings and opinions and gets things done.

And he considers himself some sort of shitposting edgelord too. Nurse really needs to adjust his medication.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 04:32:57 PM
Exactly, but once again your perspicacity fails you.  The left views the election investigation as a witch hunt.  If they were not mad about the Russia Investigations then this one surely has at least as much merit.  This removes all argument about affidavits and video evidence.  Stop the ridiculous bickering about which side has the moral high ground.

No, a witch hunt is a persecution, a very different thing. This is a group of disingenuous people floundering around trying to cook up a story.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 04:12:52 PM
How did that investigation turn out again?

Mueller didn't exonerate Trump, he found a weaselly formula to cover himself, and you swallowed the pablum dished out by Fox and Barr. The same Barr who is now apparently a tool of the Deep State.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 04:00:57 PM
All I am suggesting is that this has a much basis as the Russia investigation and impeachment debacle.  I’m sick of one side changing criteria depending on who is being investigated.  Be consistent people.

Trump firing the guy investigating him was prima facie evidence for looking into it further. The idiot brought it on himself.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 07, 2020, 02:37:59 PM
Whoozit please notice that, once again, I am innocent.  These chuckleheads fling poo in my face whenever I get them a little upset, which is understandable.

As a public service I think I will prepare a series of mini-lectures for when this happens as, in matters pertaining to the lower bowel, I am a veritable font whereas these Jive Turkeys cannot find their ass with both hands.

Some expert, you don't even have the sense to have some broccoli with that chicken. No wonder you're all backed up and we have to listen to your costive rantings, all for the sake of your sodding cheekbones. And, poppet, let's be honest here, you're getting up in age now ('bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang' etc) and all this prancing about is getting very Aschenbachy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 03:45:11 PM
Uh huh. Explain how sending everyone home sans 4 who continue counting could be considered “human error?”

Maybe they got there late and hadn't finished their shift yet.

Quote from: WOTR on December 07, 2020, 03:11:56 PM
Have you watched any of the video tape (aside from the little section where the suitcases are pulled out that is widely circulated.) They claim they were corralled in a "observation area" where they could not observe (obvious on the tape.) They claim that everybody was told to pack up and go home (everybody but 4 people do exactly that at the same time including almost two dozen poll workers.) In this case, it is not just an affidavit (though we rely on that to know why everybody left- it was not a bomb scare or mass hypnosis- it was being told that they are shut down for the night.)

Well, it is nice to see you back and on K_Dubbs side. I suspect that he may require some physical comfort...

I would think that anyone contemplating anything nefarious would make sure they weren't being recorded, for a start. These things could be explained by simple human error. Also, you'd think that a coordinated fraud would give Biden a convincing win, not the fairly narrow victory he ended up with.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 03:34:44 PM
Yeah, a factual argument would be considered that to a Koolaid drinking liberal with no regard for the truth. I guess you don’t want to go anywhere else. Sad.

You wouldn't know a fact if it was served to you on a skewer with Bearnaise sauce.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 03:27:43 PM
Not only did the people there tesify to this fact but it was recorded, you moron. :

Ad hominem. I guess you got nowhere else to go.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 02:51:15 PM
What is the criteria for opening an investigation? If affidavits aren’t enough what is?  Please don’t tell me it’s like the definition of pornography. I agree lots have pre-conceived opinions and biases but what is all the blustering about finding the truth?

Some evidence to back it up. If you have proof to back up your story then you will be taken seriously. I've made statements before to the police, but if there's no corroboration it won't go any further. There are so many people in this business who are so thoroughly dishonest that they'd swear black was white if they thought Trump would get re-elected. If you investigate without any evidence you just feed their paranoia, not that it needs much feeding. And if the investigation comes up with nothing they say it was all a fake by the Chi-Coms or Soros.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 10:24:53 AM
I think the affidavit alleges they were deceived into leaving.  That allegation makes the definition of may and must moot and should be investigated with more than a no widespread fraud statement. It doesn’t mean the election is invalid or should be overturned per se, but at least a serious and sober investigation should occur.  There are way too many “I watch law shows on tv so I understand the intricacies of the law” reporters and bloggers out there.

People lie in affidavits all the time because it's very difficult to prove that they are actually deliberately lying and it usually isn't worth allocating resources to prosecute them if they did. The people going on about investigating fraud are as dishonest as the 9/11 people, they will never accept any result that doesn't reflect their pre-conceived opinion. Like the phake physician on here, it's a waste of time to take any of them seriously.

Quote from: albrecht on December 07, 2020, 12:58:58 PM
If voting is so important and such an important, fundamental right than there should be some effort to do so. 

It's because it's a right that every effort should be made to make sure everyone can exercise it. It isn't a privilege and once you start making it harder for people it only becomes more exclusive over time.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 05, 2020, 01:42:19 PM
Just wait until I get my official Michael Decon 45-lb dumbbells I will show you some rock-hard sideboob!

You'll end up with a hernia the size of a water melon.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 05, 2020, 01:24:45 PM
Yeah that pressure cooker is doomed. He has to unplug the popcorn popper and then move it off the cutting board to make room for the shiny new cooker. Seems like an awful lot of work. Then you have wash and peel the fresh veggies and what not to put in there. $5 will get you $10 that it never even gets plugged in. Might be for the best - high pressure, heat and Senda are not a good combination.

He usually buys the veg ready-prepared, for the busy executive who doesn't have the time. I'm guessing one of the raccoons ends up being cooked in it. Or a cat.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 05, 2020, 12:59:34 PM
He seemed fine in his video from last night - showing off the new pressure cooker that will allow him to eat healthy finally. He discussed his plans for after he wins the lottery this month - buying a restored Mercury Cougar, sending money to Trump and jailing MV. No cognitive decline it would seem. A brain munching amoeba isn't going to slow him down. He's got plans.

That pressure cooker will soon be lost under the junk heap. I'm sure we can all get behind jailing MV. How that man has stayed one step ahead of the law all this time will remain a mystery.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 05, 2020, 12:31:13 PM

Seems like it has been awhile since you have been around. It's been like this for days. Senda did a show and tell of his brain MRI and in one of the cuts it looks like he has two cysts/masses/holes on the left side.  One would think this would kick off a crisis of epic proportions on the board, but no.....  All we get is sodomy talk with a little KJV thrown in around the edges.  I think bellgab might be doomed. 

Does this mean the age old question 'is the fat cunt dead?' might soon be resolved permanently?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 05, 2020, 07:42:03 AM
They have a sandwich named after you in the cafeteria.

'Good afternoon. I'd like a ''Chubby Whore'' please, with curly fries and a chocolate milkshake.'

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 05, 2020, 09:07:18 AM
I don't want to cornhole him

Picture the scene:

Myke decides to go on a bike ride, wearing only skimpy cycling shorts and a crop top. Cruising along in the California sunshine, he distractedly examines his reflection in a pocket mirror (he never leaves home without it) while a turtle crosses his path. Poor Myke's wheel encounters the hapless chelonian and our hero is propelled into the air, knocking him unconscious. That perfect profile now a mass of contusions, his prone beach body against the hot asphalt, shorts pulled away in the collision to reveal his superbly toned buttocks.

You'd sodomise him a heartbeat. You wouldn't even pull him onto the grass verge but you'd do it in the middle of the road and make the turtle watch too. Don't try and deny it, you filthy pansy. God, how you people disgust me!

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2020, 04:41:55 PM
Haha I seen his cake that memorably looked like the floor of a rabbit hutch!  Thanks, I will look for a recipe that does the same.

Words hurt, y'know.

Quote from: KJh on November 07, 2020, 04:32:24 PM
BITCHES STOP WHINING !!!

Several World leaders already congratulated JOE BIDEN becoming 46th President of the USA.
International community is not going to change their mind because some of you cunts are whining and franticly posting some irrelevant videos.
Deal with it -aka- accept it, or Off yourselves, but stop acting like triggered whores.

Give them a few days of this, then they'll start claiming Biden was born in Venezuela.

Quote from: BobGrau on November 07, 2020, 01:05:37 PM

... Just keeping you keen, you unctuous auld trollop. How's the Handbag Elbow these days?

Quite limber enough for clubbing annoying Scots.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dJmg-879j5o

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 07, 2020, 12:08:19 PM
Yes you do. Try using reason. I know you’re capable so stop playing dumb.

Why don't you provide us with a link to all this supposed evidence and witnesses. We all know you and your kind don't hesitate to make shit up. Let us kick the tyres and test your claim.

Quote from: KJh on November 07, 2020, 12:45:01 PM
You might be interested to know that Chefist was fired from his burger flipping job because he was caught on surveillance camera talking dirty to meat patties...

Don't ask him for extra mayo on those patties.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2020, 11:09:02 AM
No lizard people. No Satan. Just poll watchers telling their tales of woe and injustice down at the landscaping company.

Trump is supposed to be in Virginia anyway.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2020, 10:29:16 AM
It takes something to cast stones from behind the dubious protection of a goatee such as that but I have not answered as is my right since I want to see another gabcast.

Not tonight. It's cancelled.

Quote from: KJh on November 07, 2020, 10:03:44 AM
Looks like Dr.Feces has brain functionality problems.
What "... I wasn't here all yesterday" means.
Or is that proper English.

I might be wrong.

He wasn't put on this planet to form correct English sentences, he's here to wipe asses and nothing more. Go easy. English isn't his native language anyway, probably some tribal lingo like Swazi or Hausa.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2020, 09:46:24 AM
You just hate us because you ain't us.

Regarding K_Dubb's paleness and acceptance by the Aryan's. He's need to lose, oh what did MV call it?  Oh. Yeah. He'd need to lose that Sherlock Holmes villain mustache first.

I'm not as familiar with entry requirements to the Aryan Nation as some people around here. I didn't know facial hair was a deal-breaker. I'm guessing they have a minimum height thing too and rejected your application. No wonder you're so bitter.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2020, 09:40:16 AM
So what is going down at the landscaping company in Philly?  It's gonna be some David Icke shit, isn't?  I'm scared thread. Hold me.........

I'm still waiting to hear about the DHS sting with the ballots, I'm not holding out much hope for this.

And hold yourself, you filthy beast!!

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2020, 09:21:58 AM
I think it's more because I am only four spots behind you on the Loser List!

It's a real list of shame. Walks is on there too. What a trio of sad bastards.

I think MD spends so much time here because his thick lips and blue-black midnight hue means he finds it difficult to mix with regular folks. It's hard to wander into a bar in Middle America with a bone through your nose and not attract adverse comment, but we live in an intolerant age.

Your pasty white complexion, however, should mean you could wander into an Aryan Nation AGM without a problem. As long as you refrain from a buggering phrenzy, in which case the bike chains would come out.