20151005 - Tess Gerritsen - Author - Live Show Chat Thread

[jazmunda]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

Mr Fidget taught me everything I know.

[Barfly]

I can get my wife to turn around without saying anything to her. I just throw my shoe at her.

My kinda guy, if ya ever come to Key West lets go out for beers , on me friend

[coaster]

Muhahahahahahahaha.

Laugh now. Cry later. /shiftyeyes

[Alienmojo]

Hmm, there IS a photo of me in a bikini drinking margaritas and playing Blackjack in a hot tub somewhere. It will likely surface online one of these days. I apologize in advance.

Oh... your killing me here.

[inuk2600]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

Make sure you ejaculate into your bladder before you call

[Art]

10 minutes until the main event

[Alienmojo]

My kinda guy, if ya ever come to Key West lets go out for beers , on me friend

Was in Key West once... awesome place. I'll hold you to that.

[Rocky4228]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

I've only tried to call in twice and got through quickly.  My cell phone allows me to redial super fast when I get a busy signal.  It might take a couple minutes, but it works.

[chinaclipper]

jaz, I do this same thing with people...and it works, especially with family members.

[norland2424]

LOL i wonder if Art has ever had coitus with tess

[sydtron]

Hmm, there IS a photo of me in a bikini drinking margaritas and playing Blackjack in a hot tub somewhere. It will likely surface online one of these days. I apologize in advance.

Oh I like her!  Daddy can we keep her?
Anyone that plays blackjack while drinking margaritas is allright in my book.

[RoseGirl]

Never trust those Hollywood types....people who have no talent always steal it from others and call it their own. Most come from Hollywood, I suspect.

[coaster]

Make sure you ejaculate into your bladder before you call

I don't even know what that means, but it sounds painful.

[SciFiAuthor]

Hoagie in 10 minutes. The torsion field is strong this evening.

[Alienmojo]

Oh I like her!  Daddy can we keep her?
Anyone that plays blackjack while drinking margaritas is allright in my book.

Forget blackjack and margaritas... what about the bikini!!!

[TigerLily]

Hey TigerLily....good to see ya, princess girlfriend!!

I like Amy...let's invite her into the princess club, k?

Great! (Amy) I would like to cordially invite you to join a kick ass cult of fangirls known as the VESTAL VIRGINS of the DARK aka Art's Tarts. 

[coaster]

Hoagie in 10 minutes. The torsion field is strong this evening.

do you happen to know the topic for tonight's show?

[Alienmojo]

I don't even know what that means, but it sounds painful.

And illegal.

[RoseGirl]

Hoagie in 10 minutes. The torsion field is strong this evening.

I feel it too

[Barfly]

Was in Key West once... awesome place. I'll hold you to that.

Shay is going to visit next spring and stay at my place, better keep some cash around for the bail 

[Rocky4228]

I don't even know what that means, but it sounds painful.

It's called retrograde ejaculation.  I learned about it on Loveline years ago.

[jazmunda]

I've only tried to call in twice and got through quickly.  My cell phone allows me to redial super fast when I get a busy signal.  It might take a couple minutes, but it works.

Being out of country on Skype with less people trying to get through probably helps.

Also Art and I are BFFs.

[SciFiAuthor]

do you happen to know the topic for tonight's show?

Spies, Nazis, historical conspiracies as told by a history professor.

http://othersideofmidnight.com/

[Alienmojo]

Ok... here is a real stupid question. Does Art take phone calls anymore? or is it just Skype?

[chefist]

Being out of country on Skype with less people trying to get through probably helps.

Also Art and I are BFFs.

Name dropper...

[coaster]

It's called retrograde ejaculation.  I learned about it on Loveline years ago.

Like a backfire? The human body is bullshit.

[jazmunda]

jaz, I do this same thing with people...and it works, especially with family members.

I do it all the time and have had more success the more times I do it. It might be nothing but I can always get my wife's attention from across a crowded room with just a thought. I wish I could monetize this shitty super power.

[coaster]

Spies, Nazis, historical conspiracies as told by a history professor.

http://othersideofmidnight.com/

Well I'm in.

[Alienmojo]

Like a backfire? The human body is bullshit.

It also instantly kills you.

[TigerLily]

It's called retrograde ejaculation.  I learned about it on Loveline years ago.

It's Tantric