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Re: UPDATE! The General Musings
« Reply #85260 on: October 19, 2017, 02:06:49 AM »

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85261 on: October 19, 2017, 02:15:23 AM »
My first post in a while.

He did a shout out to the guy from kansas.

Interesting. In the description he says he got it because it looks like an MRE.
Jason does quite a few MRE reviews.

Coincidence?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85262 on: October 19, 2017, 03:13:56 AM »
I didnít notice the crockpot. I was trying to figure out if the brown smears on the bottom of his coffee cup were cockroach guts.
if someone took a dump in his kitchen it would actually spruce the place up.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85263 on: October 19, 2017, 06:25:12 AM »
It would have to be someone that he feels is physically inferior to him. I'm convinced he is a sniveling coward when confronted in person.

At 6ft 2 and 370 he probably be a load to take down have to go for the bad knees .

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85264 on: October 19, 2017, 06:34:21 AM »
if someone took a dump in his kitchen it would actually spruce the place up.

Let's not give him any ideas.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85265 on: October 19, 2017, 07:47:01 AM »


An Elegant Dinner:

710 mg sodium (72% of recommended daily allowance). Add handful of processed beef, diced carrots and potatoes, preservatives, artificial flavors and colors. Heat.

Serve in plastic mixing bowl (or whatever). Use huge plastic spoon (gravy ladle?) and shovel it in.

Recommended servings:

For quick weight gain, one serving daily.
For explosive weight gain, two servings daily.
For explosive flatulence, three servings daily.
For sudden death, four servings daily.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85266 on: October 19, 2017, 08:08:28 AM »


An Elegant Dinner:

710 mg sodium (72% of recommended daily allowance). Add handful of processed beef, diced carrots and potatoes, preservatives, artificial flavors and colors. Heat.

Serve in plastic mixing bowl (or whatever). Use huge plastic spoon (gravy ladle?) and shovel it in.

Recommended servings:

For quick weight gain, one serving daily.
For explosive weight gain, two servings daily.
For explosive flatulence, three servings daily.
For sudden death, four servings daily.

George has the steel and the blood of the working class peoples of the burgh.  No amount of beef stew can kill him.  He died three times already and denied the Reaper his satisfaction.    Even if he ate the entire portion of stew without 25% of it running down his chin, it still wouldn't kill him.  Surly Roderick Thorpe had George in mind when he wrote Nothing Lasts Forever instead of that balding wussified Bruce Willis.  Thorpe didn't think of some namby pamby actor who starred in a comedy sitcom with Sybil Sheperd, but rather a tough, edgy loose cannon welfare recipient who simply WILL NOT DIE!  The bastard DON'T DIE, get it?!  STFU!

Falkie: Looks Like He's Not The Only Trash Picker In Town! And...That Ooze....
« Reply #85267 on: October 19, 2017, 08:16:31 AM »
From the Martinez Police Department Log. Looks like the Pittsburgh Stealer isn't the only one in town wandering around with an iPad thing, searching for "buried treasure" in trash heaps:

BEGIN QUOTE: <<October 9, 2017; 17:36; Susp. Person; 1710090057; Occurred on Walnut Av, Martinez. 10-66 ; SUBJ AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CREEK, NEAR A LOT OF GARBAGE AND ON A LARGE PHONE OR IPAD. . Disposition: Checks Ok.>>END QUOTE

And yes, as others noted before me, the real thing that caught my eye in that "TRYING MOUNTAIN HOUSE BEEF STEW IN A POUCH." video was at top left. Some sickly looking, dark ooze caked on that crock pot or whatever thing is on the shelf. Um, the idea is to thoroughly wash and dry cooking items -- THEN put them up for later use -- clean. Apparently, not this guy. God only knows what's inside that thing -- and probably he'll just pull it down to use again and again with no thought of its sanitation.

Um, here's an idea, YouTube superstar: When you do some cooking videos, ensure you have a neat and tidy kitchen and food preparations areas as to not turn the audiences' stomachs. That helps, OK? Rachael Ray you ain't -- grammatical mistake known -- but you seem unaware of such. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85268 on: October 19, 2017, 08:22:08 AM »


Senda: "Well, Dinty Moore it ain't but this is dinner."

So, Dinty Moore is the high quality gourmet brand? Let's see what Serious Eats says about Dinty Moore:



"The sentimental favorite from Hormel was almost brothless straight out of the can, but once heated on the stovetop a light but sufficient dose of liquid emerged. The broth is starkly salty, with undertones of beef, tomato water, and carrot. The egregiously mushy carrot rounds themselves are almost devoid of flavor. Fortunately, potato chunks outnumber carrots by about three to one; the potatoes are firm by any definition and flavorful as canned potatoes go. Toothsome taters are all well and good, but in the end it brings me no pleasure to report that the Dinty Moore beef was terrible. Large, irregular hunks of grainy, bland, crumbly beef resembled shoddily designed Salisbury steak and left me hating my tongue and doubting my past."



Re: Falkie: Looks Like He's Not The Only Trash Picker In Town! And...That Ooze....
« Reply #85269 on: October 19, 2017, 08:23:18 AM »

BEGIN QUOTE: <<October 9, 2017; 17:36; Susp. Person; 1710090057; Occurred on Walnut Av, Martinez. 10-66 ; SUBJ AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CREEK, NEAR A LOT OF GARBAGE AND ON A LARGE PHONE OR IPAD. . Disposition: Checks Ok. Subject was reported as screaming at the officers:  "I do Youtube videos.  I have haters online!  Now, do something about these goddamn raccoons!" >>END QUOTE

FIFtMPD

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85270 on: October 19, 2017, 08:26:40 AM »
which "friend" of George's from the Martinez Police Dept had the pleasure of performing a "welfare check" on the FAT ONE down by the creek trying to catch something (a raccoon ?  A beaver ? a cat ?) to eat ?

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85271 on: October 19, 2017, 08:31:19 AM »
My first post in a while.

He did a shout out to the guy from kansas.

In the beginning we find out why he shouldn't have scissors, but does manage to open the bag without injuring himself.

Although the snaggle tooth is not utilized in that opening, at 2:58 we do see it deployed briefly on the catsup packet. 

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85272 on: October 19, 2017, 08:33:52 AM »
In the beginning we find out why he shouldn't have scissors, but does manage to open the bag without injuring himself.

Although the snaggle tooth is not utilized in that opening, at 2:58 we do see it deployed briefly in opening the catsup packet.

If you've been given a special gift...use it! 

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85273 on: October 19, 2017, 08:35:34 AM »
Does Falkie get all his catsup, Splenda, and most other condiments by helping himself to the small ''free'' packets from fast food and other restaurants? 

Are so many people doing this that many places no longer put them out and customers have to ask for them, or is that just around here?

Falkie" Down By The Creek? Not In Some Areas I've Known...
« Reply #85274 on: October 19, 2017, 08:41:33 AM »
which "friend" of George's from the Martinez Police Dept had the pleasure of performing a "welfare check" on the FAT ONE down by the creek trying to catch something (a raccoon ?  A beaver ? a cat ?) to eat ?

Yes, in some areas of the country I've known of, going "down by the creek" can be dangerous. Since adult American Alligators live there and lie in wait hidden until some fool guy comes down to try and "catch something," then gets caught himself.

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85275 on: October 19, 2017, 08:42:33 AM »
Does Falkie get all his catsup, Splenda, and most other condiments by helping himself to the small ''free'' packets from fast food and other restaurants? 

Are so many people doing this that many places no longer put them out and customers have to ask for them, or is that just around here?

Yes.  We have that situation here too...gotta ask for condiments.   I believe we have seen a large plastic drawer full of condiment packages at George's.  Didn't he recently mention going into some place to pick up some napkins?  I had to help clean out a place rented by four guys with developmental and intellectual disabilities one time.  You could have stocked three fast food chains for six months with all the straws, condiment packets, napkins, and cups that we found.  Unreal.  But then, those fellas had a valid excuse.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85276 on: October 19, 2017, 09:03:27 AM »
The Senda Diaries.

Dear Diary:

I was dumpster diving last night looking for collectibles when, for no reason at all, I was interrupted by two cops from the Martinez PD. They weren't Muslim but they were black. Or Mexican.  Or maybe Puerto Rican. These days it's hard to tell. I told them I had every right to be there in the middle of the night because I was in excruciating pain from a sinus infection and sciatica and couldn't sleep. They ordered me to extinguish my bonfire. I told them I needed the bonfire to provide light. "Shut up, I'm making a video," I protested.

"Do you know who I am?" I shouted. "I'm Jorge Senda, the Guy from Dubuque. I used to be George Senda the Guy from Pittsburgh but some Sewergab trolls violated my trademarks and registered georgesenda.com and theguyfrompittsburgh.com. They were able to register them for $12 each because my so-called friends wouldn't give me the $300 I needed to register them myself. They didn't even do it right, they jammed all the letters together. Well they're all in for a surprise because I graduated Summa Cum Laude with a law degree from Howard University and I'll see them in court. They've also hidden cameras and microphones all over my hovel and infected my iPads, iMacs, Crock pots, Salad Shooters and microwave with viruses. I can't even sit on the toilet and hug my feral cat without being seen by millions of trolls all over the world."

Those cops didn't have an answer for that. And I'm not finished with them either. Tomorrow I am founding  Fat Lazy Fucks Who Ride Scooters at Walmart Lives Matter to protest police harassment of Fat Lazy Fucks Who Ride Scooters at Walmart.

Thanks for listening, Diary. I'll see you tomorrow.



Falkie: Not Solo In That Town, Apparently, Liking Green Caps And NFL Steelers
« Reply #85277 on: October 19, 2017, 09:12:36 AM »
From the Martinez Police Department log; October 16, 2017. Apparently the great YouTube superstar isn't the only adult white male in the town who not only wears a "green beanie" (like a surplus Marine Corps jungle camo cap, perhaps?) but maybe indeed a Pittsburgh Steelers NFL fan:

BEGIN QUOTE: <<08:00; Susp. Person; 1710160014; Occurred at John Muir Elementary on Vista Wy. , Martinez. WMA, Steelers jacket and green beanie. Subject followed one of the students starting at the F street Bridge. Student was scared and made it to school. Lost sight of the subject once at school. Suspect never said anything to the student and possible was just walking the same direction.  RP would like it checked out. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.>> END QUOTE

It's time for a certain YouTube star to start a club in that town, perhaps, of possible Steelers' fans who wear green caps and maybe spent time near schoolyards...and that "student" was no doubt a girl, correct?

Falkie: Pittsburgh Stealer And His "Work" In Publishing "Breaking News"
« Reply #85278 on: October 19, 2017, 09:43:54 AM »
Per the video: "2 DEAD & 3 WOUNDED AT OFFICE PARK NEAR BALTIMORE." Of course, doing "breaking news" and trying to take credit for stealing the material and intellectual property of others. I'll bet he'll read someone else's news copy verbatim, as always, then "post" the links once he steals it from some real-news agency after it publishes. All for now.

But remember he claims his channel videos are copyrighted. Does that mean he takes the copyright for the work he steals from others? The true Pittsburgh Stealer at "work" again. He "works" all right -- sitting around and pilfering others' work while claiming he is "breaking stories" by his own, sorry self efforts?


BEGIN QUOTE: <<08:00; Susp. Person; 1710160014; Occurred at John Muir Elementary on Vista Wy. , Martinez. WMA, Steelers jacket and green beanie. Subject followed one of the students starting at the F street Bridge. Student was scared and made it to school. Lost sight of the subject once at school. Suspect never said anything to the student and possible was just walking the same direction.  RP would like it checked out. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.>> END QUOTE


If the suspect was holding an iPad and rambling about "all the peacocks that live up the hill"  I may have some info to pass along to the MPD.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85280 on: October 19, 2017, 10:58:50 AM »
Does it ever end well for any of these YouTube partners losers making videos? Your life sort of has to be fundamentally broken to be doing these self-serving video valentines to begin with.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85281 on: October 19, 2017, 11:25:02 AM »


An Elegant Dinner:

710 mg sodium (72% of recommended daily allowance). Add handful of processed beef, diced carrots and potatoes, preservatives, artificial flavors and colors. Heat.

Serve in plastic mixing bowl (or whatever). Use huge plastic spoon (gravy ladle?) and shovel it in.

Recommended servings:

For quick weight gain, one serving daily.
For explosive weight gain, two servings daily.
For explosive flatulence, three servings daily.
For sudden death, four servings daily.

That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85282 on: October 19, 2017, 11:48:54 AM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.



I wonder what else he walked out of that Chinese restaurant with? He probably bitched and moaned about the meal (but ate it all anyway) and didn't leave a tip.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85283 on: October 19, 2017, 12:07:48 PM »


I wonder what else he walked out of that Chinese restaurant with? He probably bitched and moaned about the meal (but ate it all anyway) and didn't leave a tip.

It was probably the place he left a bad Yelp review for. He felt they owed him free food so he took a spoon, that is my guess.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85284 on: October 19, 2017, 12:49:14 PM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85285 on: October 19, 2017, 12:58:42 PM »
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?


Falkie: Perhaps "Borrowing" From Every Eatery He's Ever Visited
« Reply #85286 on: October 19, 2017, 12:59:50 PM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.

Well, he needed a new identity. And the kind souls at Bellgab gave him one. "Pittsburgh Stealer." I bet every time he goes into some place like that, he swipes the dinnerware, salt and pepper shakers and condiments off the table, stows them in his jacket, pants or whatever...then gripes the table wasn't "set" to his linking. So the place replaces them.

Note in some of his videos. He has a bin full of condiment packets in his kitchen -- instead of just buying them like anyone else does -- and that one bottle of sauce he recently showed looks a lot like those put out at tables in restaurants. I ponder if he even has those wire-frame holders used at tables, too. What a leech. 

Not to mention his own shopping cart he keeps at his home. I ponder where that came from? Let me guess, he was going to return it...

And in the video "TRYING MOUNTAIN HOUSE BEEF STEW IN A POUCH." Um, he's just going to "throw it in the microwave. Without, apparently, putting a paper towel over it to block the splatters. If the outside of his kitchen looks so bad, can you imagine the crud inside that microwave? I shudder to think. I really do.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85287 on: October 19, 2017, 01:02:13 PM »
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?

No, it is Little Hunan from these reviews:
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R7oLWH6XH-E49d-RU3jnSQ

They are still in business. In fact they delivered him some extra spicy Kung Pao Chicken a few months ago.

They knocked out a few all you can eat places.

Re: Falkie: Perhaps "Borrowing" From Every Eatery He's Ever Visited
« Reply #85288 on: October 19, 2017, 01:05:05 PM »
Well, he needed a new identity. And the kind souls at Bellgab gave him one. "Pittsburgh Stealer." I bet every time he goes into some place like that, he swipes the dinnerware, salt and pepper shakers and condiments off the table, stows them in his jacket, pants or whatever...then gripes the table wasn't "set" to his linking. So the place replaces them.

Note in some of his videos. He has a bin full of condiment packets in his kitchen -- instead of just buying them like anyone else does -- and that one bottle of sauce he recently showed looks a lot like those put out at tables in restaurants. I ponder if he even has those wire-frame holders used at tables, too. What a leech. 

Not to mention his own shopping cart he keeps at his home. I ponder where that came from? Let me guess, he was going to return it...

I was shocked that he actually owned a bottle of mustard.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85289 on: October 19, 2017, 01:17:37 PM »
No, it is Little Hunan from these reviews:
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R7oLWH6XH-E49d-RU3jnSQ

They are still in business. In fact they delivered him some extra spicy Kung Pao Chicken a few months ago.

They knocked out a few all you can eat places.

Has he ever spoke of his father being a professional chef anyplace other than that yelp review?