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Can't believe that the HOGland is still fumbling about.  Retire and fossilize! 

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 01, 2022, 04:23:35 PM

Boomer era psyops make me nostalgic.

HUH?

I thought the Soviets already said that Birmingham was the first kill shot for a bucket of sunshine.  Then threatened to pop a series of nukes underwater off the coast for a radio active tsunami to wipe England bloody England clean of all those nasty little hand pie, fish and chip eating motherfuckers.

Or something like that.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2022, 01:55:01 PMIt's true, i have to beat them off   

Do you use oil or lotion?

Quote from: Jackstar on October 12, 2022, 11:41:15 PML'chaim!

See, Jackyboi.  We have more in common than not.

I rememember when Hoagy talked shit about his audience being "useless eaters" because the numbers listening did not translate into subscriptions. 

Fuck Hoagy.

I dialed up every 'puter in the house, all the phones, to eat up bandwidth that he was constantly moaning about.

Fuck Hoagy. 

Sean Penn's Mom died.  And so did Robert Brown.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 07, 2022, 02:36:46 PMArguable.


This does not really narrow it down when it comes to you. You and your ilk.

Keep talking shit and you will get no more of my man milk

Quote from: Jackstar on October 07, 2022, 02:59:34 PMHELLO PIG STOP YEAH I AM ALIVE STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY GET THREE STOPS AND NO QUESTION MARK WHAT KIND OF SHITTY HEAVEN IS THIS URK

There had to be a girl with hair and an accordion so that those of us with discriminating tastes would know what we are/were not fapping to.

I don't care which came first.

I hear fm the girls that you always come first.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 07, 2022, 10:35:15 AMFinland's party-girl PM, maybe has her sights on Karelia when Russia crumbles 

https://twitter.com/RikhardHusu/status/1578308226709590017

She is hot.  She is (regionally) powerful.   would fuck.

Jody Miller is dead.


https://youtu.be/CRImgwt5YJo

Quote from: Jackstar on October 06, 2022, 11:19:46 PMHI PIGS

I didn't remember her name;  but I remembered her real fast when I looked her up on YouTube...

Yeah.  She was a laugh.  Back in the day there was some talk of her being a Weird Al wannabe with her accordian.

judy Tenuta is dead.

Quote from: albrecht on October 01, 2022, 09:52:59 PMOne of the free local papers, not sure if still does, used to republished articles from the past. Crazy-ass stuff. Wildwest types of stories and sordid stories about the 'cribs' for cheap prostitution and various shootings, opium dens, frauds, and dramas. Police kicking ass and corruption. Much of that area was razed for the Expo. Even in modern times there are weirdness there. I  recall some politician got into a car accident off E. Sprague, at night, drunk, but wasn't seeking 'entertainment?' King of the Gypsy funeral (he made money from a lawsuit, in addition to the usual Gypsy crime rackets.) He "cursed" the city. Maybe true! Californians (not you, the true blue types) and Seattle etc moving there!
https://www.khq.com/news/spokane-gypsy-king-dead/article_0b9d2c38-1570-53b4-8f09-800f23a0a027.html

Inlander Magzine?  The regional throwaway?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 06:21:54 PMSpeaking of, where's mv been lately?

OH, Snap!  Let me check my closet.
































Yep. still there. 

Quote from: albrecht on September 25, 2022, 05:59:49 PMTotally derailing thread. But 'that's the guy!' And once finally awarded and recognized he was too old to have 'anyone to gloat over' because his critics were dead. Spokane Historical Society actually has a good app, if you ever visit the Inland Empire and areas. Gives you updates, maps, uses GPS (if you have such tracking devices enabled) and gives you local stories and histories. Paladin_1991 might like also or anyone in the area. Some crazy stuff happened because railroad, timber,and mining town and then nearby ranching and farming. Much of the 'bad parts' were razed for the Expo '74 and has economics have changed.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 24, 2022, 05:46:56 PMWhere's Lee been lately?

Let me check my closet. 



























yep.  still there.

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 09:32:38 AM"As you know we have relinquished Hong Kong back to the natives, however, we saved these prized knives. Stronger and sharper than Ginsu knives and can even cut through a can of baked beans and still slice your bread with ease. Only 3 easy payments of 5 Guineas, sorry Euros, sorry Pounds and they can be yours!" Director: 'that take was great but less smiling, we can see those horrible teeth.'

lol

Quote from: K_Dubb
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Fucking Pogue.  Look at that trash salad on his skeevy chest.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 16, 2022, 01:46:33 PMAside from the inbreeding, you mean?

Incest is best, Put your sister to the test. 

Quote from: Lazarus on September 14, 2022, 06:33:53 AMThe mystery really is who we have to thank for this renaissance.

MV has passed the torch.

Is that what he calls Mexican food?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 16, 2022, 03:31:25 AMI note in passing that my request for a partial refund was met with frosty silence. Getting money out of a Yorkshireman is roughly comparable to stealing a wolf cub from its mother.

Aren't the Downton Abbey folks, Yourkshire men?  They seem a decent sort. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 14, 2022, 08:30:35 PMhttps://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1570194219368693760

Locked his knees.  Dumb bastard.  Probably a fucking pogue whose rich daddy called in a favor.  "And there he was, guarding the Queen herself, and my fooking idjit of a son, goes down faster than a London whore."

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 14, 2022, 10:10:12 AMRude

https://youtu.be/jRxSRyrTANY

Quote from: timebandit on September 11, 2022, 08:59:54 PM

https://youtu.be/Ar-IEE_DIEo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 05:54:30 PMHe got so full of himself that he thought, "I'm so popular that people will even eat my spam up with a spoon." And here we are.

I think the dumb fucker is mistakingly taking Ibuprofen instead of his lithium/Olanzapine/Respirdone cocktail.

MV, you've probably  been asked b4, "Do you have any knowledge of the whereabouts or status of The Food Lion?"

Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2022, 11:07:54 AM" *snip*

WTactualF are you going on and on an on about?  Up the meds, bro. 

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2022, 10:48:37 PMI *snip* fuck.

t fucking l/ D fucking r

so Jackyboi, send any flowers lately?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 09, 2022, 11:40:09 PM


Bwahahahaha