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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

BobGrau

george noory gets it
I know it's been said before
but I still don't care.

Elinor

The Target Hackers
Employed off-the-shelf malware.
George calls it "mall wear".

zeebo

If here Yoda was
To Coast listen he would not
Since sucks Noory does

aldousburbank

Quote from: Elinor on January 18, 2014, 12:28:33 AM
The Target Hackers
Employed off-the-shelf malware.
George calls it "mall wear".

Elinor

Quote from: zeebo on January 19, 2014, 03:03:20 AM
If here Yoda was
To Coast listen he would not
Since sucks Noory does


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FallenSeraph

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 19, 2014, 08:06:47 AM


POLYVORE! I have made masterpieces there.

Oops. I mean.

Images of meat
Tear through my mind like ragged
Memories of George.

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"Meat wings" © Seraphim27

Elinor

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 19, 2014, 01:49:40 PM
POLYVORE! I have made masterpieces there.

Oops. I mean.

Images of meat
Tear through my mind like ragged
Memories of George.

[attachimg=1]
"Meat wings" © Seraphim27

;D

Elinor

In the cave, Tommy
Makes horrific discov'ry:
An insane Noory

Re-enacting Some-
Where in Time with Art, Richard
C., and Strieber dolls.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: Elinor on January 19, 2014, 10:14:22 PM
In the cave, Tommy
Makes horrific discov'ry:
An insane Noory

Re-enacting Some-
Where in Time with Art, Richard
C., and Strieber dolls.

ROFL I would totally buy those dolls myself  ;D

zeebo

George you are so cool
Everyone loves your shows, man
(Haiku for George Knapp)

UFQuack

Jorch is a bad host
Noory is only human
(Haiku for John B Zombie)

(and I just realized that's not a haiku)

whereclause

ufo phil starts
radio smashed against wall
no coincidence

UFQuack

Noory-san uh say
uh as above, so uh blow
spiritual Jorch

BobGrau

Quote from: UFQuack on January 22, 2014, 12:43:44 AM
Jorch is a bad host
Noory is only human
(Haiku for John B Zombie)

(and I just realized that's not a haiku)

A haiknoo?

Alienigma

Oberon when asked
"How magical are wizards?"
Turns Noory to shit

(inspired by the 11-15-13 show)

BobGrau

when one sees this thread
compulsion is to write one
quick! before you suck

wr250

escalator to the top of the volcano
put it in neutral
and down we goooooo

George Drooly

people are whacked out
my shorts smell of turmeric
i love dead children haha

BobGrau

I like to haiku
do you, too, like to haiku?
No.


zeebo

Mangled interview
Open lines suck - can't get worse
Then, UFO Phil

The General

floppy lips
under the mustache
mic spittle

ItsOver

Lip critter no
How low can it go
Art bring it back

George Drooly

oh tommy help me
hot pizza roll in my shorts
now your mouth will burn

zeebo

The desert fringe, once
What happened to our show Jorch?
Now, just turmeric

The General

dead children
dead children and more
dead children

Alienigma

George out for a walk
Bird flies by, craps on his head
"Was it an angel?"

Coast to Coast guest host
gets better ratings than George
First show is his last

wr250

random thoughts in my head
no 3x5 cards
i feel like noory

zeebo

Quote from: wr250 on March 26, 2014, 10:24:09 AM
random thoughts in my head
no 3x5 cards
i feel like noory

Pizza rolls eaten
Then dreams of Crimeria
Now I'm Noory too

HorrorRetro

Hogue prognosticates
Noory says Gosh! Exactly!
True prophet my ass

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