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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

Some Velvet Morning.
The Chase, Dancing Queen, Cusco.
Mine, all mine, all mine.

Juan

There once was a host named Noory
His radio shows were just boring
He'd ask his guest questions
Long after their confessions
But the host was oblivious and also liked to talk about dead and injured children and sigh with relief that Art Bell wasn't taking his job and soon he would have his lissners snoring.

Opps, soory.  That's not Haiku - must be sNoory-ku.

Foodlion

Bleef in yourself
Bleef in me
I bleef not in coincidences
I bleef not in cold pizza rolls
Do not chew
Do not Swallow
2 days of burning
2 days of tears

lonevoice

Noorie prayed for yeeeew
It’sh a miruhcle, Goatsy!
You can sing again!

SaucyRossy felt torn apart by Goatsy;
A sick cat who showed his tail mostly;
Noory took the bait;
Perhaps sealing our fate;
Pray for, but never Google poor Goatsy.

UFQuack

pressure from boredom
as a diamond from a lump
Noory is a gem

shell88

I sit on this turd and am wondrin
how I came upon all this blundrin
show me door
it's too early to snore
Art Bell is callin like thundrin


bateman

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 16, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
SaucyRossy felt torn apart by Goatsy;
A sick cat who showed his tail mostly;
Noory took the bait;
Perhaps sealing our fate;
Pray for, but never Google poor Goatsy.


aldousburbank

tick talk tick talk tick
while tiny grass is dreaming
september sixteen


Lemmiwinks

Chicago hot dog
George gobbles it up all night
Tommie's small wiener

Usagi

Nice to have the thread originator back.  :D

onan

Quote from: Usagi on August 22, 2013, 09:31:58 PM
Nice to have the thread originator back.  :D

very well said.

shell88

There once was a host named Noory
who courted Art's ghost's past glory
The hot air blew
the fart then grew
and exploded with nary a sorry!


sleeplessinca

Eyes open starlight
Yeah, I want to take a ride
Only a clown car



coaster

Blow gently, graceful,
flowing, dancing in the wind.
George Noory's mustache.

coaster

under pressure, pain.
shaking under extreme weight.
Danheiser's poor knees.

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 22, 2013, 02:44:55 PM
tick talk tick talk tick
while tiny grass is dreaming
september sixteen

Damn.  Have I told you yet how great it is to see you back here??   :)

sleeplessinca

Dream of crafting a
Haiku as exquisite as
Aldousburbank can.

Zoo animals shot
A mean baby created
'I love it' says George

sleeplessinca

How cool is Snoory?
Not too; even less edge than
a red rubber ball.

CampsieNP

Art posts true feelings
Bell gabbers rejoice this news
Noorie gets it? No.

aldousburbank

We have constructed
BellGab.com in honor
Of our escaping

sleeplessinca

Next up, Cornelious
Hey Corney, How are Yeee-eeewwww?
Boiling sewage pits

aldousburbank

Quote from: sleeplessinca on August 30, 2013, 09:07:53 AM
Next up, Cornelious
Hey Corney, How are Yeee-eeewwww?
Boiling sewage pits
Yes!

The General

noory san sits like
white bird in a gilded cage
droning on and on

The General

Wanna take a ride?
A Sicilian boat ride?
Get in the boat, George.

aldousburbank

First, five syllables
Then come seven syllables
Then George Noory sux

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