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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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I knew that I had this somewhere.  The CC do get to the truth sometimes.





Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 19, 2019, 02:54:23 AM
Don't get yourself banned. Again.

I say, you are steering me away from my drunken lurch towards the cliff?  You are trying to stay the mighty blow (heh, I said blow) of the banhammer?  You WANT me to continue to eat away at your sanity for the rest of eternity?

I have tears in my eyes.  Which is really annoying, because I am trying to masturbate.

Speaking of that, I would have to repost the endless GIF of two guys stroking each other off, or the GIF of two cocks rubbing against each other in a girl's ass, to get banned.  I can send those to you by "messages" though, since it has been temporarily restored.  Inbox me, sugarbuns.




Norm

Quote from: brig on September 21, 2019, 03:30:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nQ5E4pUj7Q

George explains that it's NOT HIM, it's the computers and card chips.

It's never George, but the worthless subscribers and sewergab trolls who constantly cause great conflict in his life. 


Corona Kitty

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 19, 2019, 07:18:44 PM
I say, you are steering me away from my drunken lurch towards the cliff?  You are trying to stay the mighty blow (heh, I said blow) of the banhammer?  You WANT me to continue to eat away at your sanity for the rest of eternity?

I have tears in my eyes.  Which is really annoying, because I am trying to masturbate.

Speaking of that, I would have to repost the endless GIF of two guys stroking each other off, or the GIF of two cocks rubbing against each other in a girl's ass, to get banned.  I can send those to you by "messages" though, since it has been temporarily restored.  Inbox me, sugarbuns.

These sound like fun to me.



whoozit

Quote from: brig on September 21, 2019, 03:30:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nQ5E4pUj7Q

George explains that it's NOT HIM, it's the computers and card chips.
Maybe George could do a taste comparison of different card chips.  I’ll bet $50 he prefers the taste of credit card chips over debit ones.

Big Chicken

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 19, 2019, 07:18:44 PM
Speaking of that, I would have to repost the endless GIF of two guys stroking each other off, or the GIF of two cocks rubbing against each other in a girl's ass, to get banned. 

As in touching Weiners?

Quote from: Big Chicken on September 26, 2019, 04:32:52 PM
As in touching Weiners?

As in double anal.  I actually tried to do it once.  Unfortunately we could not get the parts aligned because the other guy was too fat.

Some people dismiss double anal as two guys rubbing their cocks together inside of a girl's ass.  I used this description to trigger the numerous homophobes here.  Oddly, said peeps are silent when triple anal is on display.  And you know, for that middle guy, it's...well, "nothing but net."


Jojo

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 26, 2019, 09:37:25 PM
As in double anal.  I actually tried to do it once.  Unfortunately we could not get the parts aligned because the other guy was too fat.

Some people dismiss double anal as two guys rubbing their cocks together inside of a girl's ass.  I used this description to trigger the numerous homophobes here.  Oddly, said peeps are silent when triple anal is on display.  And you know, for that middle guy, it's...well, "nothing but net."
You are gay??


Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 30, 2019, 01:29:52 AM
Oh, Jojo... ::)
Now that we are on intimate terms, you don't have to call me by my Christian name!  I think there was a Sophia.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 26, 2019, 09:37:25 PM
As in double anal.  I actually tried to do it once.  Unfortunately we could not get the parts aligned because the other guy was too fat.

Some people dismiss double anal as two guys rubbing their cocks together inside of a girl's ass.  I used this description to trigger the numerous homophobes here.  Oddly, said peeps are silent when triple anal is on display.  And you know, for that middle guy, it's...well, "nothing but net."

Was the fat guy previously wearing giant red shorts, before he whipped them off and you two started frotting each other's junk? I always wondered where your contempt for Senda first originated.

What kind of hellbeast can accommodate three dicks anyway? Did her name begin with a K, not unconnected with the Martinez area?

Big Chicken

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 26, 2019, 09:37:25 PM
As in double anal.  I actually tried to do it once.  Unfortunately we could not get the parts aligned because the other guy was too fat.

Some people dismiss double anal as two guys rubbing their cocks together inside of a girl's ass.  I used this description to trigger the numerous homophobes here.  Oddly, said peeps are silent when triple anal is on display.  And you know, for that middle guy, it's...well, "nothing but net."

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 30, 2019, 03:13:00 PM
Was the fat guy previously wearing giant red shorts, before he whipped them off and you two started frotting each other's junk? I always wondered where your contempt for Senda first originated.

What kind of hellbeast can accommodate three dicks anyway? Did her name begin with a K, not unconnected with the Martinez area?

The Big Chicken is not triggered per se but is aghast at the concept of touching wieners with a Senda clone or Senda himself- let alone while stuffed up some unfortunates shit factory.   

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 30, 2019, 03:13:00 PM
Was the fat guy previously wearing giant red shorts, before he whipped them off and you two started frotting each other's junk?

Just when I put the finishing touches on a post, and hit ENTER content with the belief that no one could POSSIBLY take things any lower, along comes Sneddy.  Every. fucking. time.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 30, 2019, 03:13:00 PM
What kind of hellbeast can accommodate three dicks anyway?

Besides you?  Do a search through porn sites for triple anal.  I did this once at the behest of one of my girls, who said I was pranking her by suggesting that such an act was possible, and wanted to see it with her own eyes.  I expected to find a few vids, but there turned out to be dozens, maybe over a hundred girls who have done triple anal on camera.  The archive site iafd.com has added triple anal as a filter category when viewing the films of a particular girl.  That's how common it is.  I can remember a time when double anal was quite rare, and only the sluttiest of whores would attempt it.  Now it seems that every girl has to do it at least once if they aspire to be an A-lister.  I can foresee a time when our grandchildren will be having this conversation, about a girl taking six cocks in the ass, and looking back and thinking about how quaint it was that triple anal was considering cutting edge.

I have a film of a Japanese chick where the guy lubes up both of his hands and arms and plunges them into her ass like it was nothing.  Goes halfway up his arms.  Later in the film, she absorbs a 15cm diameter dildo in there, and manages to expel it after some effort.  I have no doubt in my mind that she could take nine cocks or more in her ass if there was a way, logistically, to do so.  I also saw another video, which I did not save, in which a girl does a triple anal and then stuffs a dildo in there too, for a technical quadruple anal.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 30, 2019, 07:36:11 PM
Just when I put the finishing touches on a post, and hit ENTER content with the belief that no one could POSSIBLY take things any lower, along comes Sneddy.  Every. fucking. time.

Besides you?  Do a search through porn sites for triple anal.  I did this once at the behest of one of my girls, who said I was pranking her by suggesting that such an act was possible, and wanted to see it with her own eyes.  I expected to find a few vids, but there turned out to be dozens, maybe over a hundred girls who have done triple anal on camera.  The archive site iafd.com has added triple anal as a filter category when viewing the films of a particular girl.  That's how common it is.  I can remember a time when double anal was quite rare, and only the sluttiest of whores would attempt it.  Now it seems that every girl has to do it at least once if they aspire to be an A-lister.  I can foresee a time when our grandchildren will be having this conversation, about a girl taking six cocks in the ass, and looking back and thinking about how quaint it was that triple anal was considering cutting edge.

I have a film of a Japanese chick where the guy lubes up both of his hands and arms and plunges them into her ass like it was nothing.  Goes halfway up his arms.  Later in the film, she absorbs a 15cm diameter dildo in there, and manages to expel it after some effort.  I have no doubt in my mind that she could take nine cocks or more in her ass if there was a way, logistically, to do so.  I also saw another video, which I did not save, in which a girl does a triple anal and then stuffs a dildo in there too, for a technical quadruple anal.

I did as you suggested and now have a lifetime ban from the library. Thanks a lot, bastard! They didn't go for my ingeniously dental explanation that it was a typo and I really meant 'triple canal' either.

If it wasn't for your typically rank and enseamed prose style I would say that you just cut and pasted the Wiki article on triple anal, such was the level of unnecessary detail. Having given this some thought - at peril of my immortal soul - I guess it's easier for poorly endowed types like you, who can't see a tin of baby carrots in the supermarket without weeping. I imagine some street urchin could take at least a dozen if they were equipped like you and it would still barely touch the sides.

Would it hurt you, once in a while, to spend an evening doing a nice jigsaw puzzle instead? All that hunching over a computer screen, watching some Asian jailbait trying to cram a moped into her anus must have deleterious effects on one's posture, if nothing else.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 30, 2019, 07:36:11 PM
Just when I put the finishing touches on a post, and hit ENTER content with the belief that no one could POSSIBLY take things any lower, along comes Sneddy.  Every. fucking. time.

Besides you?  Do a search through porn sites for triple anal.  I did this once at the behest of one of my girls, who said I was pranking her by suggesting that such an act was possible, and wanted to see it with her own eyes.  I expected to find a few vids, but there turned out to be dozens, maybe over a hundred girls who have done triple anal on camera.  The archive site iafd.com has added triple anal as a filter category when viewing the films of a particular girl.  That's how common it is.  I can remember a time when double anal was quite rare, and only the sluttiest of whores would attempt it.  Now it seems that every girl has to do it at least once if they aspire to be an A-lister.  I can foresee a time when our grandchildren will be having this conversation, about a girl taking six cocks in the ass, and looking back and thinking about how quaint it was that triple anal was considering cutting edge.

I have a film of a Japanese chick where the guy lubes up both of his hands and arms and plunges them into her ass like it was nothing.  Goes halfway up his arms.  Later in the film, she absorbs a 15cm diameter dildo in there, and manages to expel it after some effort.  I have no doubt in my mind that she could take nine cocks or more in her ass if there was a way, logistically, to do so.  I also saw another video, which I did not save, in which a girl does a triple anal and then stuffs a dildo in there too, for a technical quadruple anal.

I had no interest in seeing if 3 dicks will fit in an ass, I am sure they will. But I really had to see the logistics of where the men had to stand. That poor top guy was bending in a very unnatural way. A penis should not be subjected to that angle.
But I am the guy that has to look, I do not want to think back and wonder what it did look like. I had to go see Cumisha Amado at The Market Street Cinema just to see how a person puts their own hand up their ass. My life is enriched for having seen it.

Big Chicken

Seems as if this thread is a shining example of Pride, Greed, Envy,Gluttony, Wrath and most flagrantly Sloth.
The Big Chicken is glad to see that Sodomy has made it's appearance.   

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Big Chicken on October 01, 2019, 08:52:46 PM
Seems as if this thread is a shining example of Pride, Greed, Envy,Gluttony, Wrath and most flagrantly Sloth.
The Big Chicken is glad to see that Sodomy has made it's appearance.

You’ll keep us on the straight and narrow, pastor BC. :)

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 01, 2019, 10:18:27 AM
I did as you suggested and now have a lifetime ban from the library. Thanks a lot, bastard! They didn't go for my ingeniously dental explanation that it was a typo and I really meant 'triple canal' either.

If it wasn't for your typically rank and enseamed prose style I would say that you just cut and pasted the Wiki article on triple anal, such was the level of unnecessary detail. Having given this some thought - at peril of my immortal soul - I guess it's easier for poorly endowed types like you, who can't see a tin of baby carrots in the supermarket without weeping. I imagine some street urchin could take at least a dozen if they were equipped like you and it would still barely touch the sides.

Would it hurt you, once in a while, to spend an evening doing a nice jigsaw puzzle instead? All that hunching over a computer screen, watching some Asian jailbait trying to cram a moped into her anus must have deleterious effects on one's posture, if nothing else.

Here's a cookie. You earned it.  A monument to mendacity. 

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 01, 2019, 12:44:49 PM
I had no interest in seeing if 3 dicks will fit in an ass, I am sure they will. But I really had to see the logistics of where the men had to stand. That poor top guy was bending in a very unnatural way. A penis should not be subjected to that angle.
But I am the guy that has to look, I do not want to think back and wonder what it did look like. I had to go see Cumisha Amado at The Market Street Cinema just to see how a person puts their own hand up their ass. My life is enriched for having seen it.

I fisted a girl about six months ago.  I could not believe my entire hand, right up to where my wristwatch would be, would fit in an Asian chick.

How anyone manages to take a fist up the butt* is a wonder to me.  I've gotten four fingers in there a few times and definitely hit the wall.  But May Thai (and others) slide it in there like it is nothing.

Porn is basically a slower-roll version of America's Got Talent for sex acts.  I could never beat off to some of the videos I have.  It's for curiosity sake only. 

*Who is not an Englishman

Lilith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jai7ncf1e5k


George finally had his two back teeth pulled, and Kathy still hasn't received her $350.00, but it seems they both got their checks this month?

George is going to be changing to Earthlink so that *a bunch of inaudible mumbling.


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