I'll go with truth over facts.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: AZZERAE on August 15, 2020, 11:00:20 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You do realise that this pure fiction hasn't gotten a single chuckle out of so much as one BellGabber?
I'm an outsider, a pariah, and your retarded efforts at trying to destroy me have literally gone nowhere.
Quote from: Asuka Langley on August 15, 2020, 10:55:30 AM
This is not going to end well
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 13, 2020, 04:38:00 PM
My God! Probably worn with jorts, each leg of which could easily serve as a tent flap and bright white moon-boot sneakers, too. I'm afraid you'd be booed right off the barricade.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 15, 2020, 10:10:26 AM
Let that be a warning to anyone tempted to get into a canoe with this pervert: a ramming is inevitable. Not that pate would be bothered by that sort of thing, quite the reverse.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 15, 2020, 09:31:36 AM
So naive! He still has to ask permission from her:
Just curious why someone who claims to be a patriot would be advocating for the monarchy we fought a revolution against to secure our freedom?
Quote from: pate on August 14, 2020, 08:40:26 PM
I have a green polo with I believe a green alligator that I wear ironically at night sometimes. I think it was my dad's and therefor a family heirloom that is only for truly special occasions that are semi-formal. Brand-new tan khakis; with functional pockets, black knee-high dress socks (I prefer the military issue ones), bright white sneakers that are brand new, and functional 1950's prescription black eyewear. K_Dubb would be shocked, appalled and probably titter delicately behind his mouth-obscuring hand.
I manage to pull it off due to my unique temperament; I like to portray sober, reflective befuddlement. It makes the irony even more delicious!
-p
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 14, 2020, 12:45:33 PM
Is a giant queen.
Quote from: albrecht on August 14, 2020, 10:16:33 AM
Nothing to see here. No broader conspiracy. Just another FBI, and a lawyer at that, who will plead guilty to lying.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A former FBI lawyer will plead guilty to falsifying a document as part of the probe into the beginnings of the Russia investigation, but there is no evidence showing a broader conspiracy to undermine the candidacy of Donald Trump, the New York Times reported on Friday.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-idUSKCN25A26Z?utm_source=34553&utm_medium=partner
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 14, 2020, 02:58:35 PM
He did! I tried to talk to him about the music we both love and he started patronizing me right away, much as you are doing pretending to teach me about seduction. You guys must make up your minds: I am either a hapless naif or a sophisticated whore. I am perfectly happy playing either but I cannot do both.
Quote from: aldousburbank on August 13, 2020, 07:12:07 PM
Why is it that Joe can only run for office with campaign mates who are half black if?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 13, 2020, 03:57:19 PM
The dress code of boomer hypocrites.
Quote from: Stellar on August 08, 2020, 06:48:13 PM
:
1) You are a Pelosi fan
2) Stringent conditions
3) Obey
http://youtu.be/UWBX9OR572E
Quote from: Stellar on August 08, 2020, 07:07:24 PM
I'm considering this to be maybe the food, water and shit we injest which dumbs us down.
http://youtu.be/KLODGhEyLvk
Quote from: Jackstar on July 15, 2020, 03:19:20 AM
Mixed feelings here. On the one hand, I've helped accomplish what few people could ever hope to achieve, let alone imagine, let alone further, know it to be real and not some crazed pipe dream, acid flashback, or MK Ultra mindfuck. On the other hand, basically no one on this planet knows anything about my/our role at all. What do? I worked hard to play along with The Narrative and pretend it was all hallucinations--I failed, utterly. Because, it's not. You know it, I know it, and a select few immensely terrified people now know it. (Sorry y'all. Ye were warned. Did you have fun with me before? Now I have all of that fun. Thanks, Punylings, now go take a nap.)
Stay tuned. I gotta think this one over. We've got options, and a select few are tasty ones. Hey, you guys wanna just close this out with a good-ol'-fashioned buyout? I can arrange for that to be solid. Bidding for exclusive control of my integrity and loyalty now starts at a mere $0.23. Cheap! I'm pretty sure I can guarantee compliance until the end of the year, I don't seem to have anything else going on that might conflict. Pretty sure. Not really sure... but pretty sure. I can tell you that there's a demonstrated history--once I'm bought, I stay bought. Also, as has been placed on record--I've already disabled the Omega 13.
Without that and one other key component, The Wayfarer is fully grounded. Don't let The Grapefruit mislead you, that rollercoaster ride has been fully dealt with. She's back to basic ballast. Now, aren't some of you delighted? Yeah, well, don't get too excited, because that can change with a single snap. Oh, believe it. The Plan is quite involved. We've been quite thorough here. It simply wouldn't do, to go around basically everywhere, spamming "Trust the plan! Trust the plan! Squawk! Polly wanna cracker? Trust the plan! SQUAAAAAAAAAWK!!" without being quite sure it was a good plan. And it is, in fact, a good plan. A great plan! The BEST plan! Who loves ya, Baby Punylings?
You're welcome. It was gonna be an absolute clique-buster, and just as much as you are glad, I am glad that we are not all breathing in molten oxygen with the tattered remnants of what used to be our lung tissue. However, with all this sudden, unexpected risk of collateral damage (don't ask), I moved swiftly to insulate any parties under threat. Not that I have any first-hand knowledge of any parties, you understand. I don't get many invites. Any, in fact. I'm special. My rarefied status can be your unique solution! Have your people call my Jester--that way, the balance of power shall be maintained.
No toadies, no flunkies, no freaks--no problems. NO QUARTER. Now, listen, basically NONE OF YOU reading this, have any idea what I'm referring to, and it sounds like grandiose bullshit. Right? That's because it is supposed to. I prefer to keep my intellectual property under full guard. But a select, few, non-zero number of you, know EXACTLY what I am writing about. It would probably be preferred by all concerned that I speak even more plainly now... but I choose not to, and so, I shall not.
BECAUSE REASONS, THAT'S WHY. Now, if you would so kindly, rememberize me: who was that drooling fucktard who, yesterday, said he wasn't gonna read my posts any more? That reading my posts was a waste of time? And he was going to stop, as if... that meant anything to me? Yeah, that guy: bring me his Audi. Do it now. First delivery gets a signed copy of the first release of The Lexicon--already in development. And say what you want about Jackstar, love me or loath me, none can deny--I fucking DELIVER. Flowers, blades, hamsters, whatevah, if I say it's en route, it's on the fucking route, STFU and do not fucking harass me while I'm on the job.
Company policy. Not even kidding. (Also, if any of you think you can negotiate a better deal with my better half, go right ahead. I'd love to see how many handfuls of beads you can talk her down with.)
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 11, 2020, 10:03:54 AM
The only true humanists are those who abhor humanity enough to seek the truth and work for the betterment of our species despite the lack of appreciation, the abundance of ridicule, and the ever-present threat of reprisal.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 13, 2020, 01:01:12 PM
The uniform is, of course, the famous "black bloc" seen all over the world. Black will always be stylish, never more so than when worn in a minimalist aesthetic without logos or branding. Though every F/W season some hue is proclaimed the new black, there is never a new black.
It is a deceptively difficult look to pull off. Though black is widely regarded as slimming, it also draws conspicuous attention to the overall silhouette which must be rail-thin and wiry, demonstrating a long and disciplined commitment to the movement which is nearly impossible to counterfeit. It is "black bloc", not "black blob". Woe betide any pale jiggly bellies and overflowing asses that peep out! Those people are clearly plants, intruders, informants, and will be beaten with cudgels, or worse.
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 12, 2020, 02:56:00 AM
Stagnation. Regression. Death. Infinity. Nothingness. Oblivion. I'll be a corpse eventually.
Quote from: pate on August 13, 2020, 03:51:49 AM
I offer you tarpons in lieu of plums?
The hatchet must be buried! I have a very special unit in mind for my dear doctor.
There may be cookies involved?!
Will you join the outraged, misdirected and swollen movement?
I proscribe release!
pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: Gd5150 on August 12, 2020, 09:36:47 AM
Great shot of Harris and Willie Brown.
It’s a no go for #JoeBlow.
Quote from: AZZERAE on August 12, 2020, 12:01:20 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 11:38:06 AM
Sailor, you're not even in the right hemisphere. Go back to drunk, you're bed.