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HEY BOBO, There is a train leaving your town tomorrow at 8:35AM, and it stops outside of Pahrump!
Pack you bags and please be UNDER the train at 8:35 sharp!

Quote from: ShayP on May 18, 2016, 11:54:41 PM
These people fill me with anger and I don't know why.  It's unhealthy.

Shay it maybe because you and I believe that most of these folks are on Food Stamps, Energy Assistance, Obamacare and probably live in Section 8 housing!Looking like they do you think they'd even make it thru a preliminary interview. And it's all paid for by "Guess Who?" That's right, me and you and all the other hard working Americans that have served our country, earn our pay, and pay our taxes. I say load up these crazy misfits in C-130 Herkys, give them a uniform and a parachute and kick their ass out a mile away from an ISIS stronghold. Oh and yes we'll be kind enough to drop a pallet of M-16's, MRE's and bottled water. Then pickup the survivors after 5 months!

As Kyle's mom would say "What,What,What!" Bobo is leaving for good, again? :
Well congratulations BoBo, you beaten Art in the number of times you've quit!
Sound the Trumpets! Strike up the Band! The New Quittening King Has arrived!
ALL HAIL BOBO! Your Royal Coach and Bodyguard Awaits Without!

IN HONOR OF FORT ROCK THIS IN ALL IN CAPS

DEAR BOBO GO FUCK YOURSELF ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS NEAREST YOUR HOUSE BY STICKING YOUR CRABS INFECTED WEENIE IN THE ELECTRICAL JUNCTION BOX THAT POWERS THE GATES AND LIGHTS AS THE TRAIN PASSES THROUGH!
OR GO SUCK ON A GREYHOUND BUS EXHAUST PIPE AS IT'S IDLING AT THE BUS STATION!
OR EVER BETTER CLIMB THE HIGHEST BUILDING IN YOUR TOWN, WHICH MUST BE A GRAIN SILO AND TAKE A FLYING LEAP INTO DEATH!
IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS NEVER MET. I'M SURE IT BE EASY TO FIND THEM BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE THE OUTRIGHT STUPIDEST PEOPLE IN TOWN OUT IN A FIELD FUCKING THE PLOW HORSES!


IF I GET BANNED FOR THIS, NO BIG DEAL, BUT BOBO NEEDS TO GO! HE MAKES FALKIE LOOK LIKE PROFESSOR EINSTEIN!
We know return you to our regular scheduled type font.

OOOOOH! I feel special, BoBo sent me a private insulting message!
Here Ya Go Folks! 
"you think you are pretty funny eh??
your stupid and its ovious i get all the tracksion on this board and you are a nobody
bobo"

Well I better call the funeral parlor to get my pine box ready, I've been cursed by the Great Almighty BoBo, the World's Greatest Equine Horse Boinker!

Holy Sacred Crap Batman! MV's avatar is Bobo's last Arrest photo from the intake at the County Jail!

Sound the Trumpets! Ring the Bells! It is the return of His Royal Majesty The Leader of Knaapland KING GEORGE is on tonight!

Quote from: WOTR on May 14, 2016, 09:21:59 PM
Last spring I was on my roof @3AM in a house coat and headlamp with a hose cleaning out my gutters.  It is also a good time for weeding the garden or fertilizing the lawn.  I always hope my neighbours are asleep- If not, I'm sure that I am known as "that neighbour..."

And what pray tell is peeking out from under said housecoat? Wee Willie Winkie? Or maybe the Loch Ness Monster? 

Holy Cow, it's 5 hours of Heather time coming up! The only way I could handle 5 hours of a clueless broad rambling on would be, if she's getting naked on a stage and shaking her TaTa's while some great Rock Music is playing in the background.
And yes I've done that, was a bartender/bouncer/DJ in a little rinkydink strip joint in the mid 90's. Capt n Coke was my medication then.
Then the internet got bigger and faster and all those little joints have faded away. Kinda like our old favorite late night talk show hosts :

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 10, 2016, 09:39:25 PM
Dude jumped the shark when he Humped the horse!

FTFY!

    Gee, it seems Bobo got a free spellcheck program from Art for his Windows 3.11 for Workgroups computer.
Gee Art, hasn't this gone on for long enough? are you having enormous snickerfits using this Nom De Plumme?
It must be hard not to laugh typing this stuff on the keyboard knowing how you'll get people all riled up?
Since you can't be on the radio/web with a regular show during the week, I guess posting silliness on the boards
this the next best thing!

Jeezus Keerist! Bobo is still on here with his fantasy?
Haven't been on the forum for 3 1/2 days.
I think it's time to call the Mafia in his town and ask how much it would be to fit Bobo with Cement overshoes!
I'm sure a GoFundMe page would quickly go over a few thousand dollars to make our favorite Nutcase disappear!

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Art was on Ham Radio last night according to his Facebook page, asking if people could hear him.
Seems Heather has been left to swing in the wind on a long tight rope!
BTW, Arte Johnson is still alive! He's 87 now, maybe he would make an INTERESTING host to replace Heather!

Gee 2 weeks till next Knapp time  Cuz you know Weird Unca George duz the first Sunday of the month show :*(
And da wunerful, wunerful Submerging Artistes! AOOOGAHHH, AOOOOGAHHH, Dive, Dive! take her down to 100 meters, get us out of radio range!

Just found this on imgur yesterday, seems it's not only us that's tired of Bobo!
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Well I guess this proves that Bobo is nuttier than Aunt Nellie's Fruitcake! :

Candy Stripers? Thanks Pate talk about a trip down Memory Lane! My dad had that on a BetaMax tape.
The old porn movies were so innocent back then!

   Dear Art,
I think it's time before you shuffle off this mortal coil, or succumb to Alzheimer's that you relay to someone trustworthy
the location of the Bigfoot grave. It would be good to know the truth. If your deceased friend actually shot a bigfoot
and buried it, whoever you send to dig it up  finds a Bigfoot remains it would be a new chapter in science and evolution.
Plus it would be a tribute to your friend's hard work.

But if he shot a human being by accident it would be nice for the family that lost a loved one to be able to receive the remains and lay them to rest with a proper burial. 

Just checked the MITD homepage AKA Artbell.com
Absolutely nothing listed for tonight, no guest and No Open Lines!
Has the RMS MITD finally struck the Radio Iceberg?

  Have you noticed that all 3 shows, MITD, C2C & TOSOM have been going to more Open Lines Shows in the last few weeks?
Could it be that the magic is gone, and the pool of Guests has gotten pretty shallow?

OH GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT BOBO! WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY! :

MV please rescue us from this clueless fantasizing flaming A$$hole! Either give him his own thread or ban him!
Or maybe the best thing, find out where he lives and send an e-mail to the local mental health center in his hometown.
Like Art is going to risk his life and the life of his family by letting this nutcase into his home, or even meet him at a neutral location.
Art, if your reading this and really plan on meeting Bobo and his entourage, bring a metal detector, and a fully charged cattle prod!  

Hey Capt. Dingleberry A.K.A. Bobo.
howsa bouta list of clueless lonely nerds who ignore spellcheck and can't get laid!
Because of you self proclaimed braininess you are at the TOP OF THE LIST!

Congratulations you have WON!
Prizes are:
10 points to redeem at your local manure store! :
1 deluxe Rubber Cookie, you can gnaw on for hours
and the best of all a GOLD STAR! just like your Special ED teacher used to give you at school when you colored between the lines!

Well Thank You Art for putting up with us Lovable Stinkers including me sometimes
I've know a few Vietnam Combat Vets who had COPD in later years, it's not a pretty sight seeing friends coughing up lung cookies.
But all in all I want to say a big THANK YOU! Thank you for Sharing Ramona with us, she was really someone Magical, witchcraft and all.
For all the great shows and interesting subjects, for scaring the Bejabbers out of me with the GIS folks!
For all the crazy callers be they real or imagined, J.C. Always cracked me up!
For all us Nocturnal Introverts who preferred working nights by ourselves you were the voice that kept us going to the break of Dawn.
Thank You for telling us what a great company C.Crane is, long before computers became big C.Crane catalog was the Wishbook for big kids!
Before your health makes it to tough for you to travel I hope you and the 2 other A.B.'s get a chance to go to Lambeau Field and the Packer Hall of Fame. I grew up a mile from there. All 3 of you will love it!
And just enjoy being blessed with a sweet wife and a angelic daughter. Every day that you wake up and see their faces is the best part of your day.
 

The supposed Bobo is an Imposter! Art better be careful. 2 days ago at 4:30 AM the Pahrump Constable was called to one of the brothels near Art's house. (I'm not going to say which one, might be bad for business) When the constable arrived he was met by the manager and a very distressed Latino maid. She had been making up the beds in the brothel after all the night visitors had left. In room 69 she found this[attachment id=1 msg=764831]


When the constable checked the body for ID he found a wallet with an ID, the The name was BoBo the One and only!

So it maybe that Art's stalker has assumed Bobo's identity!

Gee isn't it curious that the 3 headed person on C2C last night one  was named Bobo? Hmm, No cowinkeedink there!
Could it be that someone one on the C2C staff was having fun baiting some poor suckers here on Bellgab :

Well I've just found out that a new show is being put together to fill Hoagies slot. It's called "Crossdress in the Orient"
With the host being Mizz Trans-Fat, the 300lb drag Queen!
And she will have shows on U.F.O.'s! Yes she will discuss
Unidentified Fooking Objects!

Dear Bobo,
Please take your useless Fantasy of contacting Art and pack it up your Queer Ass and Get the HELL out of Dodge!
I'll bet you had a great time wanking your little winkie into a 3 inch woodie!
Like Art was EVER going to waste time with you! At first I was convinced you were legit, but then the cracks you could drive a Semi thru
showed up!
Even Art wouldn't respond to your postings because he knew it would just add fuel to your insanity fire.
You really want to do something useful? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or food pantry, maybe you might find the girl of your dreams!
Heather is what we got, and Art ain't gonna replace her until he has a darn good reason, and your petition ain't it!

Did anyone ever check and see if there was a Larry Haber licensed to practice law in Florida?

Open Lines tonight! Does that mean the Grand Poobah Mr. Bell will be manning the Mic and Switchboard?

Josh (Queer as a Confederate Quarter) Warren! Sweet Jeezus, not Again!
I don't mean Queer as in Gay, I mean Queer as in Batshit Crazy, not even a distant Aunt would take him in
Queer as in his daddy slapped his mother on his 10th birthday because she could have swallowed!
Queer as in when he walks into the local greasy spoon in his town, everyone else gets up and leaves! :
Queer as in his coworkers feign deafness or a heart attack when he starts spouting his "New Wave" gibberish!