Midnight In The Desert

[paladin1991]

Try walking around a suburban neighborhood (Hachiouji or Meijirodai) and having young looking girls follow you into the bathroom, grab you and try to lure you.  Weird ass feeling but I'm sure Asian girls get that all the time here...

They make you feel so naughty.

https://youtu.be/5DYCowdQWAw

[Bluejay]

Do you like this one?

yep   This will work.

[Lilith]

By the name of Heather Screws?   Are you shittin me?  I thought you couldn't make this shit up.   

That's how I interpreted it the first time I read it too. 

[Christ on a Bike]

Heather S. Crews:

Heathers Crew


Blah what a crock of shite. I have subscribed, so I can watch the implosion from the inside and for the price of a ‘Bucks a month it’s good entertainment. I can’t listen when it airs so if I want to hear the batshit, I have to pony up.

I read it as Heather Screws. Mostly with geriatrics it would seem.

[Father Jack]

I read it as Heather Screws. Mostly with geriatrics it would seem.

Being a geriatric that's how I would read it.

[ItsOver]

Good Morning, everyone. It's time for the Facebook Minuteâ,,¢. I'm your host, Carl Kolchak.

In our first story, MITD2's archives went up last night and nothing misfired at all.







In more dire news from the nazi bunker, the search continues for Charles and Tony, who disappeared while peeing their marmots several days ago.



And now to brighten up your day, we now go to America's favorite segment - RUSSELL'S CORNER.



Finally, in our spotlight segment, we look into Heather S Crews - the mysterious person who claims to be hand coding ArtBellLegacy.com.







The truly peculiar thing about Heather Crews is that their account was seemingly created only days ago. They claim to be born in 1945 and their profile also lists their gender as male.



On top of that, the account has only two friends (one of which is Heather), and boasts a fresh MITD2 cover photo.

Is Heather Wade employing a 73-year-old transgender web developer? Why, on last night's show, did she claim she "was the the one putting things in the archives"? Tune in to the next Facebook Minute to find out.

Until next time, I'm your host Carl Kolchak. Honey, I'm coming eventually.

What a pack of retards.

[Father Jack]

What a pack of retards.

They would need three promotions to be retards.

[69CheckMate]

Is there a Heather S. Wallows?

Header B. Lows
Header R. Ucrazy
Header N. Cognito
Header R. Footer
Header Y. Nott
Header T. Roll
Header N. Lasha
Header T. Watt
Header N. Dadumps
Header G. Bye

[Bluejay]

And can you put falkies head on this one?

.

[69CheckMate]

.

Please, some bleach for my eyes!

[Lilith]

I read it as Heather Screws. Mostly with geriatrics it would seem.

Do you think it could be possible that Heather has bellgab trolls working on her team?

[whoozit]

Do you think it could be possible that Heather has bellgab trolls working on her team?

That would never happen. Heather would not allow Circle of Trust type problems.

[Sean92008]

Do you think it could be possible that Heather has bellgab trolls working on her team?

Uh, I'm sure she comes here often. 

Psychic vampires start fires and then stand in the crowd watching the loss of life and material things for the rush.

It doesn't even matter whose who's things are being destroyed.  Even her own.

How's that headstone going, Heater?

[Walks_At_Night]

That would never happen. Heather would not allow Circle of Trust type problems.

The Circle of Trust is every where.  Heather S. Crews is Abrahm.

[GravitySucks]

The Circle of Trust is every where.  Heather S. Crews is Abrahm.

He is welding a website?

[bellNwhistle]

Heather S. Crews:

Heathers Crew


Blah what a crock of shite. I have subscribed, so I can watch the implosion from the inside and for the price of a ‘Bucks a month it’s good entertainment. I can’t listen when it airs so if I want to hear the batshit, I have to pony up.

Missing the obvious:

Heather screws.  (What was her phone sex name? 😂 )

â€"â€"â€"

Bye, Paul.

[Bluejay]

That would never happen. Heather would not allow Circle of Trust type problems.

[Christ on a Bike]

Do you think it could be possible that Heather has bellgab trolls working on her team?

I would think of it as less of a "team", more a bunch of "numbskulls".  But no, due to paranoia

[Lilith]

Uh, I'm sure she comes here often. 

Psychic vampires start fires and then stand in the crowd watching the loss of life and material things for the rush.

It doesn't even matter whose who's things are being destroyed.  Even her own.

How's that headstone going, Heater?

So really then, we should be saying:

Hi Heather.

Hi Paul.

[Lilith]

I would think of it as less of a "team", more a bunch of "numbskulls".  But no, due to paranoia

Of course, but they could be working there under fictitious names, like "Abrahm" no?

[Christ on a Bike]

Of course, but they could be working there under fictitious names, like "Abrahm" no?

Err, Abrahm? I don't know, I get that nagging feeling I've missed something. Is there an Abrahm? 

[Bluejay]

What a pack of retards.

[Lilith]

Err, Abrahm? I don't know, I get that nagging feeling I've missed something. Is there an Abrahm? 

Understandable grasshopper.

Meet Abrahm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoO-4mwfSAg&t=319s

[GravitySucks]

Definitely gave me a headache

[Bart Ell]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1003023167756165120

[Christ on a Bike]

Understandable grasshopper.

Meet Abrahm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoO-4mwfSAg&t=319s

Ahhhhh

[teknoslag]

If there is a God in heaven, he'll allow us to get High Pitch Eric to start calling in to MITD2.

"Who's Eric? This is Paul and Ella."

[Bluejay]

If there is a God in heaven, he'll allow us to get High Pitch Eric to start calling in to MITD2.

"Who's Eric? This is Paul and Ella."

that would be hilarious!

[munbeam666]

Art was first? Has she never heard of Long John Nebel? Art basically stole his schtick.

Or Hilly Rose

[Sean92008]

Even as just a face on JibJab, Ramona had a beauty to her.

I'd like to hear the John David Oates reverse speech on Art talking about her.