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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

ItsOver

Wind blows
Crap in the wind
Jorch is butt crap in the wind


(Apologies to Kansas)

Sardondi

Brilliant! I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.

A break from the traditional graceful style...

Bukowski Haiku
Mushmouth again. Shit.
Cretinous ass, low normal.
Who hired this moron?

coaster

cold puddles of rain
soaking into Noory's shoes
a coincidence?

qaddisin

A corporate shill
Bumbling through another show
Is Beyond Belief.

lonevoice


Shameless sideshow geek

Turmeric coated fowl heads

feathers in your stache

coaster

the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

Sardondi

Quote from: coaster on February 12, 2013, 08:07:33 PM
the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

I'm still laughing!

HorrorRetro

George, Tommy, Lisa
The triumvirate of suck
Incompetence rules

ItsOver

Searching for the Desert of the Sea
Forever searching, the dark of the night
Silence broken, the curse of UFO Phil

Brave caller gets through
Seeks to disagree with Snorge
Oops, guess we lost call.

George, poor George
Looks to mom for help, more help
like a 7 year old


Alas poor George
I knew him once, poor misguided
now lost forever, gone

coaster

This ones reaching, but I've been drinking...

drooling, fork ready,
all you can eat buffet, I'm
Tommy Danheiser.

zeebo

Guest's answer is deep
Follow-up is obvious
Still next card is asked

CrabbyOld Bat

Great job, folks!

Here's my sucky attempt at Haiku:


I may not know Art
But I know what I dislike 
Bite me Snorge Noary

Usagi

A split show for you
If I had a cock, suck it
Not quack health again

The General

Art thought he scared me,
I am a really good host!
He'll never come back.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: zeebo on February 12, 2013, 09:55:30 PM
Guest's answer is deep
Follow-up is obvious
Still next card is asked

Hahaha... nice.

ponyboysunset

Pizza rolls burning
Ears safe, will not bleed tonight
Oh no, he returns...


( see I knew there was a use for my English degree)

BigDave

Quote from: coaster on February 12, 2013, 08:07:33 PM
the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

ROTFLMAO! ;D

MV/Liberace!

Half of mouth droopy.
Mustache hides birth defect shame.
Lawsuit will fix all.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: MV on February 20, 2013, 12:44:08 PM
Half of mouth droopy.
Mustache hides birth defect shame.
Lawsuit will fix all.

Love it!  ;D

Stump dumb, lazy man,
burnt mouth, ruined show, won't go,
gunna sue 'em all

Marc.Knight

I suck, I suck,
I suck, suck suck,
I suck, I suck.

The General

Coastabber lowlife,
I called the cyber police.
Respect the mustache.

The General

toomeric
Feb-a-roo-ary
Jorch Noaree

The General

Paper*Boy will pay.
MV must shut down his site.
NO COINCIDENCE.

The General

We'll hear more about
our guest after this ad for
Tahiti Village

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: The General on February 20, 2013, 10:40:17 PM
We'll hear more about
our guest after this ad for
Tahiti Village

Heh heh, nicely executed.

Usagi

Response: lol lowlife
Bordering defamation
Better call Matlock


Sardondi

The General is on FI-YAH! Actually, all of the contributions of the last 12 hours or so are just superior efforts and have me lolling. Outstanding!

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