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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

pate

My moustache my flair
You are talk radio queen
Sweep the hazmat suit

zeebo

Bee-on Buh-leef is
Internet-based, but tv
If plugged in flat screen

pate

Drunken haiku are
Particularly bad when
sNoory not on...

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Coincidence, I think not:  George is particulary bad, agree?

pate

You dead alabatross
who shot, who shat? It matters?
Around neck you wear...

pate

bumblefuck recall
sNoory is product call back?
fan coincidence?

Spooky Halloween!!
Monster Mash!  Scarrrry, huh kids?
Awoooo! says Georgie.

aldousburbank

George you suck so much
It makes it more difficult
To make a haiku

The power of suck
Multiplied by the square root
Of infinity

There I did it
Because your suckage can not
Find me in the smoke

pate

Saw George Yesterday
His Microphone Was Tiny.
Bad Touch, Stranger:  Run!

-or-

Terrible humor
should be incarcerated.
sNoory Halloween.

-or-

Oldies?  I got some!
Read old stories!  Bore you to
death on radio!

wr250

cant think of a good haiku cause
the suckage sucks badly
thanks jorch

Deep stabbing butt hurt
Something large lodged inside Jorch
Jimmy Church's head

aldousburbank

If George were a tree
What kind of tree would George be?
Don't know and don't care

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 05, 2014, 08:35:08 PM
If George were a tree
What kind of tree would George be?
Don't know and don't care

i reefer you to the very 1st post ,for the answer to this haiku

grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead

aldousburbank

Quote from: wr250 on November 05, 2014, 08:48:37 PM
i reefer you to the very 1st post ,for the answer to this haiku

grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead
Nice

George would be the Tree of Un-knowledge


wr250

George would be the Tree of Un-knowledge
If George were a tree
his non-mustache stained tree, dead

popple

Still want to hurt Art
Fail to poach DM talent
Guess JC will do

aldousburbank

The Jimmy Church show
What I think you should do Art
Call the show yourself


aldousburbank

Have you noticed that
George looks more like Frankenstein
As the years go by?

pate

Jorch can't open lines
Hiding behind microphone
Clown horn honks on hold.

pate

Kim K broke the intartubes today, Jorchie is nappin' fappin';  off tonite?

(had to do this one in the unbroken style whatever that name is)

wr250

on the first day of christmas
george noory gave to me
a coast holiday special cd

zeebo

Nephilim giants
Could they be fallen angels?
A hundred times asked

zeebo

Noory as Elvis
Sucking, says obvious joke
"Thank ya very much"

zeebo

Martini olives
Gin of joy, a briny bliss
Noory antidote

  ;D

Sounds like that blissful, briny, joyous gin thing is working out for you, zeebo, because you're really on a roll tonight!

zeebo

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 14, 2014, 12:51:59 AM
... Sounds like that blissful, briny, joyous gin thing is working out for you, zeebo, because you're really on a roll tonight!

Haha, maybe briefly, however .....

Carnivora shots
With a Dinovite chaser
I don't recommend

Blurting a question
"Could Sasquatch be Nephelim"
That explains it all

wr250

on the 2nd day of christmas
gerge noory gave to me
2 nephelim, and a sasquatch in a tree

aldousburbank

Drinking game with George
Shots whenever he sounds right
Stay sober all night

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