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Will The Internet Shutdown On Oct 1/16?

Started by Dr. MD MD, September 21, 2016, 08:26:36 AM

Dr. MD MD

What I know of this is that the US will cede control of the internet to the UN on Oct 1. I'm not sure if this will mean a total shutdown, censorship of (We've all been seeing this lately) or what but here are a couple perspectives on it. Let me know what you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr6hb0ZSSoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkMVNq36oQs


ItsOver

How many refugees will MV have to take in now to keep BellGab on the internet?

Dateline

The UN will require the name to be changed to Burkagab.

I predict the Dark Web will turn Gray because of all the innocent good people trying to escape the greedy iron fists of the ultimate fascist Darth Vaders taxing, censoring and spying like the madmen that they are.

ItsOver

Our avatars will look good with blue helmets.



The politics topic can be turned into a police action.


Jackstar

The instant the changeover happens I'm going to start running a bot that just searches for 9/11 and JFK and Pepe, over and over and over.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 21, 2016, 11:54:28 AM
The instant the changeover happens I'm going to start running a bot that just searches for 9/11 and JFK and Pepe, over and over and over.

Do you really have that much time on your hands?

Jackstar

Quote from: Astrid Galactic on September 21, 2016, 12:01:45 PM
Do you really have that much time on your hands?

How long did you teach your students it takes to set up a search daemon?

Whatever the answer is, trust me--it's faster now.

Yorkshire pud

The US will cede control of the internet to the UN? You mean that nasty secretive corporate shadowy unaccountable bureaucracy is giving up control to a multi national bureaucracy, whose biggest donor is the US?

I See.

Jackstar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 21, 2016, 12:12:06 PM
a multi national bureaucracy

Your hero! Are you going to drop and salute like your queen?


Quote from: Jackstar on September 21, 2016, 12:05:30 PM
How long did you teach your students it takes to set up a search daemon?

Whatever the answer is, trust me--it's faster now.

I know that but what's the sense of doing that unless you do something with it? Unless your goal is to skew search results.

Jackstar

Quote from: Astrid Galactic on September 21, 2016, 12:39:11 PM
what's the sense of doing that

Plans within plans within plans.

Wheels within wheels within wheels.

Great. I suppose that means no more Brazilian fart porn at our fingertips.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 21, 2016, 12:40:35 PM
Plans within plans within plans.

Wheels within wheels within wheels.

Fair enough. Roll on...

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on September 21, 2016, 01:18:05 PM
Great. I suppose that means no more Brazilian fart porn at our fingertips.
Never fear, we still have Canadian fart porn.


Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 21, 2016, 01:49:42 PM
Never fear, we still have Canadian fart porn.



Thank you! CFP normally isn't spicy enough for me, but it's better than nothing! You will never hear me blame Canada for anything.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on September 21, 2016, 02:16:02 PM
Thank you! CFP normally isn't spicy enough for me, but it's better than nothing! You will never hear me blame Canada for anything.

You are over that whole Justin Bieber thing?

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 21, 2016, 02:47:04 PM
You are over that whole Justin Bieber thing?

Shit, I forgot about that little pimple. Oh well, everybody is entitled to a mistake or two.


Quote from: Jackstar on September 21, 2016, 12:40:35 PM
Plans within plans within plans.

Wheels within wheels within wheels.

Paranoia within paranoia with paranoia. 

Retards...well, just retards.


Well, it's about that time that this was scheduled to happen.  Goodbye internet?

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 24, 2016, 10:00:33 AM
Paranoia within paranoia with paranoia.

Is this... is this your 'A' game? Of course, I am fabulously chastened.

mikuthing01

I was really hoping the internet would shut down :(

Quote from: Jackstar on September 30, 2016, 11:00:54 PM
Is this... is this your 'A' game?

Of course not.  I believe in the merit system, and you ain't got no points yet, boy!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: mikuthing01 on September 30, 2016, 11:02:55 PM
I was really hoping the internet would shut down :(

but then how will you download pics of hot Aryan babes licking baseball bats?  :(

WOTR

I can predict with a degree of certainty- No. :)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on October 10, 2016, 02:24:01 AM
I can predict with a degree of certainty- No. :)

Perhaps shutdown was too absolute a term to use but I thought monitor, coral, control, etc. would be too much for a header.  ;)


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