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Started by Jojo, November 22, 2017, 08:02:15 PM

Is Gift Wrap Important for Your Lady?

No  - I plop gifts down without fanfare.
1 (33.3%)
Yes - I box and wrap. If the item is too big, I put a big ribbon on.
0 (0%)
Yes - I pay for the wrapping through the retailer or have someone else wrap.
0 (0%)
No  - I  only give gifts of service/talent/experience (i.e. massage, poetry, a cruise).
0 (0%)
Yes - I wrap poorly, not boxing awkward items first.
0 (0%)
Yes - Even if I give a service or experience, I still box and wrap at least a little something for her to keepsake.
0 (0%)
Yes - I cheat by using gift bags but I put lots of tissue in them!
0 (0%)
Yes - But only on really, really special occasions, not most of the time.
2 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 3

Jojo

Single Ladies:. Who are the top 100 best men in Gab and why?


ksm32

So, the men are the animals in the picture? Or does the picture depict the hoards of ferocious woman looking to be taken.

This thread's gonna sink faster than fuck. I give it six replies.

Quote from: ksm32 on November 22, 2017, 10:24:07 PM
So, the men are the animals in the picture? Or does the picture depict the hoards of ferocious woman looking to be taken.

This thread's gonna sink faster than fuck. I give it six replies.

I dunno what the Pix is supposed to represent but what I do know about it, is that the Hippo looks like the only one in that lot that has a pair.............

Edit:  Wow - too much pre-Turkey day libation.  That might be the most clumsy sentence that I've ever written.   

ksm32

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 22, 2017, 10:28:33 PM
I dunno what the Pix is supposed to represent but what I do know about it, is that the Hippo looks like the only one in that lot that has a pair.............

Edit:  Wow - too much pre-Turkey day libation.  That might be the most clumsy sentence that I've ever written.

She's outta her fuckin tree.

Sentence was fine.









ksm32

Be honest, when was the last time you got some?


Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on November 28, 2017, 02:22:47 PM
Be honest, when was the last time you got some?

Ask your wife!  When she's home!  And consider re-directing to the LTRgabdate.com thread!


ksm32

Quote from: Jojo on December 01, 2017, 04:44:06 AM

Ask your wife!  When she's home!  And consider re-directing to the LTRgabdate.com thread!

It was an honest question I asked. You seem very lonely. Seriously, unless you're a real buzzard, I'd throw ya a pity bang. Bring a real ruckus to lady town.

And stop with the pictures.

Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on December 03, 2017, 03:45:35 AM
It was an honest question I asked. You seem very lonely. Seriously, unless you're a real buzzard, I'd throw ya a pity bang. Bring a real ruckus to lady town.

And stop with the pictures.
If you stop with the pints, I'll consider stopping the pitchers!  Rated G pictures of people being cute and in love.

And "ruckus" and "bang"?  I always knew you were a worm: Pseudoceros bifurcus.

Food for buzzards!  If your wife sees this, I apologize for insulting your husband while he visits a dating thread.  He is not really a worm.  Just acting like one.

ttp://www.datingadviceguy.com/2012/03/12/signs-in-online-dating-that-he-might-be-married

I said I could use more work.  What's your excuse!

Jackstar

Quote from: Jojo on December 03, 2017, 04:55:32 PM
Rated G pictures of people being cute and in love.





Ratings are for squares.

ksm32

Quote from: Jojo on December 03, 2017, 04:55:32 PM
If you stop with the pints, I'll consider stopping the pitchers!  Rated G pictures of people being cute and in love.
I always knew you were a worm: Pseudoceros bifurcus.



I said I could use more work.  What's your excuse!

..thought I was a, "log?" Now I'm a worm? Same shape I guess. I wonder what things would be like if you ran the world? Craaazy stuff.

Yes you do need work. I however do not, I managed to achieve my physical goals long ago. Now it's just a matter of maintenance which I do rather diligently. Not bragging, just fact.

BTW, this is not a dating thread. There is nothing of the sort going on.

Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on December 03, 2017, 11:32:52 PM
..thought I was a, "log?" Now I'm a worm? Same shape I guess. I wonder what things would be like if you ran the world? Craaazy stuff.

Yes you do need work. I however do not, I managed to achieve my physical goals long ago. Now it's just a matter of maintenance which I do rather diligently. Not bragging, just fact.

BTW, this is not a dating thread. There is nothing of the sort going on.
The there mentioned breeds like you!  All "ruckus" and "bang".

And you are busted because this is a thread for dating...

Jojo

Quote from: Jackstar on December 03, 2017, 05:00:12 PM
Ee gads!  Why did you do this.  It's like graffiti.  I thought we were on the same side of the political fence!  Why didn't you pick on Grand Ol' PB Deplorable?



paladin1991

Quote from: Jojo on December 07, 2017, 04:52:17 AM
Good things come in small packages!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_talk

Hahahahha.  who told you that?  someone with a small  package?

Jojo

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 08, 2017, 12:29:56 PM
Hahahahha.  who told you that?  someone with a small  package?
Swishy pants was a bad influence on you.

paladin1991

Quote from: Jojo on December 08, 2017, 10:34:19 PM
Swishy pants was a bad influence on you.

We shouldn't speak ill of the dead.



Oh hell, go ahead.


Swishypants

I am off work and horny as hell! Lets do this!

pate

Quote from: Swishypants on December 09, 2017, 01:39:18 AM
I am off work and horny as hell! Lets do this!

Spacey or 142, settle doan naow...

Jojo

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 09, 2017, 12:35:51 AM
We shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

Oh hell, go ahead.
Speak of the devil.
Swish, take it to Sizzlegabdate.com.  This is Gabdate.com-Rated PG!

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