I wish they’d hire me as a director for a Hallmark movie. I’d make the usual except one of the happy couple would get sniper fire to the head as they moved in for a kiss.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Dr. MD MD on December 15, 2020, 01:53:38 PMPBS is back?
Pass! There’s too much gay already. :
Quote from: pate on December 13, 2020, 07:25:01 PMI don’t have any castor oil, will 0W30 synthetic engine oil work?
Nab dagget, it's "caster" not "castor": the castor oil is poison, made from the deadly castor bean. The only suitable substitution for caster sugar is to grind casters to the "superfine" level.
Make sure you only use organic casters:
-p
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 13, 2020, 07:28:01 PMI was talking bout his junk. It makes me feel dirty having to explain a penis joke here. I have several fidgets and a mat cut Shaz made.
Not even a GIANT FIDGET?
It reminded me of Joel on the Satellite of Love doing an invention exchange!
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 13, 2020, 06:35:47 PMCan you cover if mixing castor oil with regular sugar is a suitable substitution for caster sugar? TIA.
Mean. Right before I put my podcast out, too.
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 13, 2020, 04:30:10 PMYou overestimate my size and flexibility. But, even if I could I wouldn’t. Thanks for the suggestion.
... GBY
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2020, 07:21:06 AMI think Stellar needs to lend a hand.
Guy think he has solved one of the Zodiac's ciphers. Not exactly crisp but interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1oQLPRE21o
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 01:38:21 PMWill there be a segment on making pumpkin relish on your podcast?
I once saw a stripper fuck a pumpkin with all appearance of relish; I'd be willing to try.
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 10, 2020, 05:10:51 AMMr Senda is a huge get for any show. He brings a lot of weight and gravity to the interview.
I honestly don't know why he got so mad at me. Even after following his instructions, he was still mad as hell with me. He even went as far as to calling me up a few times at 3-4 am. I think he thought he would be disrupting my sleeping, what a fool.
Quote from: Jackstar on December 09, 2020, 04:32:42 PMWhat does one have to say to talk someone into letting his dick be sucked? It must be pretty persuasive.
Does "forced oral copulation" count as "dick sucking?" I'm not asking for a friend.
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 06:10:20 PMI think Corona Chan only slightly accelerated the process.
I think the whole world is going mad with the Corona Chan.
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 06:05:37 PMOr women will be drowned in acidulated water?
I got this from the power company today.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2020, 05:17:30 PMSee how wise the indigenous are! We could feed you but that would take a lot of work so fuck off you parasite, love you mom. Hopefully you’ll die from exposure before you are eaten by the bears.
Bye, mom. Love you!
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 05:19:59 PMAnd I appreciate your appreciation, unless you didn’t .
I'm sure he appreciates your courageousness.
Quote from: albrecht on December 09, 2020, 05:03:35 PMExactly, it is cheaper if the first serious illness kills. Cancer survivors are raping the system, especially since cancer will most likely get them in the end. Why can’t they have the decency to die the first time?
I recall reading about this when the Eastern Bloc was opening up more and the new countries were dealing with capitalism and their social programs and there suddenly was some concern about the number of smokers and tobacco policy. Essentially, allegedly, a major American tobacco company did a study that showed that the government would save money by having such a high percentage of smokers. Due to earlier death so less payouts in pension schemes, social welfare, long-term health care, and associated costs! It was controversial and made news over here also in the 'tobacco hearings' and debate. In partial, defense actuaries in private insurance and government agencies also do such studies and analysis.
https://web.archive.org/web/20111001035336/http://hspm.sph.sc.edu/courses/Econ/Classes/cbacea/czechsmokingcost.html
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 04:54:46 PMFair enough, it was just an inquiry. I feel a brotherly kinship for K_Dubb and am looking out for his interests. I’d did almost replace on on the Pate/whoozit ticket.
I'm a bit more civilized than that.
Quote from: ItsOver on December 09, 2020, 04:37:39 PMRemember, a quick death costs much less than a recovery and multiple additional treatments. The dark side of public insurance.
Time to move on to “better things.†The People thank you for your service.
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:41:27 PMIs that what BellGab is?
It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 04:25:56 PMNone, they told me it was my fault and I owed it to society to die.
What kind of medication did they give you?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2020, 04:15:07 PMI’ll die alone and miserable. That way when history sets the record straight my kinsmen will off themselves with their grief.
Look, the main thing is whether infected, dead or alive just stay in your cage and don’t rock the boat, comrade.
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 06, 2020, 06:23:14 PMAre you sure it’s not a Betty Crocker cake mix? That would seem to be a strike against baking ability.
BTW, papi knows how to bake a cake! Here is Azzerae with his thoughts on the matter: https://vocaroo.com/1NRs8eSYzqFH