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#211
I wish they’d hire me as a director for a Hallmark movie.  I’d make the usual except one of the happy couple would get sniper fire to the head as they moved in for a kiss.
#212
Random Topics / Re: Bakegab: The Bellgab Bakeshop
December 17, 2020, 10:49:39 AM
Pork pie making this weekend.  I just got some pork belly, a pork shoulder and some neck bones to make gelatin.  I should have enough pork shoulder left over to make some chili verde too.
#213
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
December 15, 2020, 05:57:37 PM
I almost messed up and said illegitimate children.  That would’ve cost me that opportunity.
#214
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
December 15, 2020, 05:52:23 PM
Perhaps from your position of privilege it looks like arson, but this was really just an attempt for a young mother to roast some hotdogs over an open fire with her offspring later in the evening.
#215
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
December 15, 2020, 05:32:34 PM
Is a lopapeysa the in thing to wear while committing arson?  Or is there something more stylish that would serve?
#216
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
December 15, 2020, 05:19:18 PM
I enjoyed the news story today critically looking into Joe and his family’s business dealings while he was VP.
#217
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
December 15, 2020, 02:34:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 15, 2020, 01:53:38 PM
Pass! There’s too much gay already. ::)
PBS is back?
#218
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
December 13, 2020, 07:38:02 PM
Quote from: pate on December 13, 2020, 07:25:01 PM
Nab dagget, it's "caster" not "castor":  the castor oil is poison, made from the deadly castor bean.  The only suitable substitution for caster sugar is to grind casters to the "superfine" level. 

Make sure you only use organic casters:



-p
I don’t have any castor oil, will 0W30 synthetic engine oil work?
#219
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 13, 2020, 07:28:01 PM
Not even a GIANT FIDGET?

It reminded me of Joel on the Satellite of Love doing an invention exchange! :D
I was talking bout his junk.  It makes me feel dirty having to explain a penis joke here.  I have several fidgets and a mat cut Shaz made.
#220
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
December 13, 2020, 06:49:34 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 13, 2020, 06:35:47 PM
Mean.  Right before I put my podcast out, too.
Can you cover if mixing castor oil with regular sugar is a suitable substitution for caster sugar?  TIA. 
#221
I just want to categorically state that, unlike others, I have not, have and will never have, any interest in Mr Fidgit’s junk.
#222
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
December 13, 2020, 04:43:01 PM
Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 13, 2020, 04:30:10 PM
... GBY
You overestimate my size and flexibility.  But, even if I could I wouldn’t.  Thanks for the suggestion. 
#223
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
December 13, 2020, 04:28:19 PM
Still rooting for you two lovebirds.
#224
 I wonder if Tulsi will change parties.
#225
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2020, 07:21:06 AM
Guy think he has solved one of the Zodiac's ciphers. Not exactly crisp but interesting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1oQLPRE21o
I think Stellar needs to lend a hand.
#226
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
December 10, 2020, 01:45:49 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 01:38:21 PM
I once saw a stripper fuck a pumpkin with all appearance of relish; I'd be willing to try.
Will there be a segment on making pumpkin relish on your podcast?
#227
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
December 10, 2020, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 10, 2020, 05:10:51 AM

I honestly don't know why he got so mad at me. Even after following his instructions, he was still mad as hell with me. He even went as far as to calling me up a few times at 3-4 am. I think he thought he would be disrupting my sleeping, what a fool.
Mr Senda is a huge get for any show.  He brings a lot of weight and gravity to the interview.
#228
Radio and Podcasts / Re: bellgab.com hates gays
December 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on December 09, 2020, 04:32:42 PM
Does "forced oral copulation" count as "dick sucking?" I'm not asking for a friend.
What does one have to say to talk someone into letting his dick be sucked?  It must be pretty persuasive.
#229
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 06:11:50 PM
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 06:10:20 PM
I think the whole world is going mad with the Corona Chan.
I think Corona Chan only slightly accelerated the process.
#230
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 06:05:37 PM
I got this from the power company today.


Or women will be drowned in acidulated water?
#231
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 05:51:33 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2020, 05:17:30 PM
Bye, mom. Love you!


See how wise the indigenous are!  We could feed you but that would take a lot of work so fuck off you parasite, love you mom.  Hopefully you’ll die from exposure before you are eaten by the bears.
#232
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
December 09, 2020, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 05:19:59 PM
I'm sure he appreciates your courageousness.
And I appreciate your appreciation, unless you didn’t .
#233
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 05:07:42 PM
Quote from: albrecht on December 09, 2020, 05:03:35 PM
I recall reading about this when the Eastern Bloc was opening up more and the new countries were dealing with capitalism and their social programs and there suddenly was some concern about the number of smokers and tobacco policy. Essentially, allegedly, a major American tobacco company did a study that showed that the government would save money by having such a high percentage of smokers. Due to earlier death so less payouts in pension schemes, social welfare, long-term health care, and associated costs! It was controversial and made news over here also in the 'tobacco hearings' and debate.  In partial, defense actuaries in private insurance and government agencies also do such studies and analysis.

https://web.archive.org/web/20111001035336/http://hspm.sph.sc.edu/courses/Econ/Classes/cbacea/czechsmokingcost.html
Exactly, it is cheaper if the first serious illness kills.  Cancer survivors are raping the system, especially since cancer will most likely get them in the end.  Why can’t they have the decency to die the first time?
#234
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
December 09, 2020, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 04:54:46 PM
I'm a bit more civilized than that.
Fair enough, it was just an inquiry.  I feel a brotherly kinship for K_Dubb and am looking out for his interests.  I’d did almost replace on on the Pate/whoozit ticket.
#235
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 04:42:09 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on December 09, 2020, 04:37:39 PM
Time to move on to “better things.”  The People thank you for your service.


Remember, a quick death costs much less than a recovery and multiple additional treatments.  The dark side of public insurance.
#236
Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:41:27 PM
It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.
Is that what BellGab is?
#237
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 04:27:02 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 09, 2020, 04:25:56 PM
What kind of medication did they give you?
None, they told me it was my fault and I owed it to society to die.
#238
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 04:17:16 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2020, 04:15:07 PM
Look, the main thing is whether infected, dead or alive just stay in your cage and don’t rock the boat, comrade.
I’ll die alone and miserable.  That way when history sets the record straight my kinsmen will off themselves with their grief.
#239
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
December 09, 2020, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 06, 2020, 06:23:14 PM
BTW, papi knows how to bake a cake!  Here is Azzerae with his thoughts on the matter:  https://vocaroo.com/1NRs8eSYzqFH
Are you sure it’s not a Betty Crocker cake mix?  That would seem to be a strike against baking ability.
#240
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 09, 2020, 04:12:09 PM
I think I caught Corona a second time and am going to die again!  This is getting tedious.
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