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Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:59:49 PMAlmost anyone can make a better pizza than you get at a normal pizza shop.
I couldn't be bothered to bake. Cooking is boring enough as it is. Just order a pizza.
Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:58:28 PMNot only but especially!
Fat women?
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:54:55 PMThat was amusing. Usually guys have no idea how easy it is to cook your way into a woman’s pants.
Sorry whoozit @AZZERAE has issued a ruling on this point already https://vocaroo.com/192oqUi7WdSK
Quote from: chefist on December 22, 2020, 02:53:48 PMPeople on diets can still read the menu.
Shameless flirt!
Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:49:26 PMGood point, now I am wondering if my whole life has been a sham...nope, I’m good.
Not sold on the hetero schtick, pal. You do bake.
Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:48:38 PMIt is a great line.
I stole it from somewhere. Ha!
Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:44:19 PMSorry Azz, I’m hetero and taken.
I wonder if Whoozit wears his helmet the right way round while he's riding that unicycle. And can he juggle? Take the seat off and you've got yourself a metallic dildo that could gut you from the rectum out. Scrot to knave!
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:40:25 PMAdd THIRTY FIVE.
Haha come on guys I need TEN doc is holding out.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 02:19:32 PMI must admit all of his bragging about all the money was weird and annoying. At least tell us how much it was. I mean finding 20 bucks is a major windfall to some people while getting 50K would not matter to some. We need context!
Probably too busy buying himself some Cristmas presents with all that “voiceover†dough of his.
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:05:30 PMDont sell yourself short, get to 45’s.
I need to get to TEN.
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 01:59:28 PM10/1 and still good. No more bags of unground beans here only K cups so I won’t be getting more. I’ll buy a bag of real Jamaican Blue Mountain to tide my exceptional coffee cravings.
What is your roast date if you still have the bag? I have gone through four now, all 9/16 I think. I am curious to know if they maintained the quality through the season.
Quote from: ItsOver on December 22, 2020, 01:54:46 PMThe holiday blend is excellent. I usually put a little sugar in my coffee but that would ruin this. It needs to be enjoyed unadulterated.
What’s your thoughts on the Peet’s? I’m about ready to order some coffee for this Winter of Darkness.
Quote from: ItsOver on December 21, 2020, 02:36:20 PMThey love us to
You mean our overlords don’t love us, each and everyone?
Quote from: ItsOver on December 17, 2020, 09:47:48 AMHow long do things in cans last? They have to go bad eventually.
Quote from: ItsOver on December 20, 2020, 09:47:25 PMI love that photo! I am sure the family were doing their best Apu imitations too!
Quote from: WOTR on December 20, 2020, 09:49:37 PMStop asking questions that make sense and roll up your sleeve!
While I'm on my rant... Last that I heard, the official narrative is that we still don't know if recovering from Covid makes you immune (and certainly not for how long.) And yet we are injecting RNA to be identical to the protein spike and force your body to make antibodies to it.
To what fucking end? If they are still peddling the idea that recovering from actual Covid may not make you immune, why am I supposed to believe that a vaccine with the same protein spike will make me immune? And for how long? A week?
/Rant.
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 18, 2020, 08:51:25 PMIf there is no rose water it is just almond paste.
Congratulations!!!
I am going to make a big log of it to put in the stollen (with rosewater this time since WOTR said his oma put it in) and another fat layer for the top of a dark fruitcake. Maybe I will try some hollies, too!
Quote from: albrecht on December 18, 2020, 08:40:53 PMI did not know marzipan pigs were a thing. It’s for holly leaves and berries. I understand I shouldn’t decorate with real ones, as I found out one awkward Christmas.
A pig? For Christmas?
Quote from: K_Dubb on December 18, 2020, 07:38:17 PMCan you work in Huginn and Muninn but make them more approachable, like Heckle and Jeckle?
How about one where a jaded and blubbery Santa squeezes down one particular fir-draped chimney in the PNW only to discover the finest Scandinavian cookie assortment he has ever seen courtesy of an aging Norwegian homosexual who knows Santa is really the god Thor in modern dress and the reindeer are Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóst in disguise, falls in love, decides to get yoked and swole with 45-lb dumbbells like his protege, and whisks him off to Bora Bora to spend all of January and February in one of those bungalows perched over the lagoon where there won't be much call for the oxblood Doc Martens he got for Christmas and the fruitcake fat melts away cavorting in the gentle milk-warm billows?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 18, 2020, 07:17:36 PMIt’s always good to employ the little folk, literally and figuratively. A big dwarf tossing scene.
BTW, I like the idea but I’m thinkng some naughty elves could be thrown in the mix for comedic relief.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 18, 2020, 06:34:05 PMAbsolutely, I’m just trying to reel in the Hallmark Christmas audience and expose them to other parts of life they may not frequent.
Yeah but the violence is still OK in the other one, right?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 17, 2020, 05:03:14 PMMy next pitch will be for Santa and the Stripper. It is about a tired Santa who has given up and is drinking his life away. One night while having a bacchanal at a strip club, he meets a stripper with a heart of gold and her young plucky daughter. Hijinks ensue and Christmas is saved for all. No need for violence in this one.
I’m feeling inspired by this idea so here’s my pitch: Not just one couple taking it to the bean but a bunch of them. There’s a Christmas serial killer afoot. You see, he’s a bit of a grinch and Christmas really annoys him so this season he’s getting even. Of course, in the arc of the story he’ll discover the real meaning of Christmas by the end and then kill himself in front of the cops and a large audience of Christmas shoppers who cheer afterward. We’ll call it Crimson Christmas. Shall we do lunch?
