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Spy

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2017, 12:09:33 AM
10 years dead.  Nothing like timely reports, Doc.

Doc MD MD doesn't have time to keep up on the news. He's a scientist conducting vital biomedical research in his parents' basement.

paladin1991

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 10, 2017, 01:37:48 AM
In case anyone is wondering, I feel free to talk about MV’s briefs in light of the unrestricted free speech policy that he follows that allows Swishypants to comment on the size of the vaginas of women who post here and to freely post shit such as the following:

“Your daughter is at college jacking off 8 black guys with just two hands because she has extra webbing between her fingers and thumbs for a Cuck-foo Grip. Between her legs a midget lesbian is suspended from a chin strap doing Circ Du Soleil! Daddy lied about being a war hero, and this is how she's paying you back!”

Fuck it, let’s let the good times roll.
I don't think anybody is wondering. (This is Bellgab, after all.)  The fact that  you hear the voice of the swish in the wind?  I only hear it if I listen hard enough through the soundtrack of some gay German porn involving clowns, midgets, Mongolians and auto asphyxiation.   

https://youtu.be/gHTj6IDcJ-U

Gd5150

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2017, 09:34:59 AM
  I don't think anybody is wondering. (This is Bellgab, after all.)  The fact that  you hear the voice of the swish in the wind?  I only hear it if I listen hard enough through the soundtrack of some gay German porn involving clowns, midgets, Mongolians and auto asphyxiation.   

https://youtu.be/gHTj6IDcJ-U
Was that a hellhound In the distance? A devil dog? Perhaps a dogman? 💀

Kidnostad3

Quote from: WOTR on December 09, 2017, 11:44:16 PM
I dislike the sniveling little twerp as much as anybody- but the first video should have been left out.  The man has so many bad policies and says so many stupid things that mashing a bunch of one second clips together is not necessary and looks childish.  There are so many substantive issues and criticisms that can be leveled that having somebody watch 5 minutes of him saying "um" is not necessary.

***Though I have to admit that the clip of "Bollywood Justin" dancing made my night.  I laughed until I cried (when I realized this is the face supposed to be representing Canada.)

In fairness to WOTR, I consider him to be a Canadian (and there are more than a handful who post here) whose comments are generally fair and reasoned (we all go off the tracks from time to time) and whose input I value.  Equally important, he has a sense of humor.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: ItsOver on December 10, 2017, 07:18:27 AM
Probably this guy.



Shit.  That’s my high school geometry teacher.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 10, 2017, 10:44:01 AM
Was that a hellhound In the distance? A devil dog? Perhaps a dogman? 💀

Paladin is the only Devil Dog around here.  You can always tell a Marine but you can’t tell them much unless you communicate with them in grunts and broad gestures. 

Swishypants

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 10, 2017, 11:18:51 AM
Paladin is the only Devil Dog around here.  You can always tell a Marine but you can’t tell them much unless you communicate with them in grunts and broad gestures.

STFU POGUE CUNT! You aren't "in the club." Silence before you get your lyin' ass beat!

Swishypants

Marines and SEAL's are pussies!

Spy

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 10, 2017, 11:09:42 AM
In fairness to WOTR, I consider him to be a Canadian (and there are more than a handful who post here) whose comments are generally fair and reasoned (we all go off the tracks from time to time) and whose input I value.  Equally important, he has a sense of humor.

This place needs more Canadians. We're all generally fair and reasoned, wouldn't you say? We were thinking of building a wall to keep the American wingnuts out but they'd probably just wait until winter and walk across the Great Lakes.

Gd5150

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
This place needs more Canadians. We're all generally fair and reasoned, wouldn't you say?
Passive. Nice people. Not innovative or proactive. Politically niave. Protected by us evil
Americans. You’re welcome.

It would be nice to hear more paranormal stories from Canada. There must be a lot of Sasquatch/UFO action up there.

if the Earth were to ever warm you guys would be ridin pretty. Burn baby burn.



Spy

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 10, 2017, 12:45:51 PM



Now there's an idea.  How about a Palin/Pence ticket in 2020? Sounds like a winner, eh?

I can only foresee one minor problem with that winning scenario. Would "Mother" Pence permit Michael to be alone in the same room with President Palin or would there have to be a chaperone?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
This place needs more Canadians. We're all generally fair and reasoned, wouldn't you say? We were thinking of building a wall to keep the American wingnuts out but they'd probably just wait until winter and walk across the Great Lakes.

Nice try. Still no Cup for you.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
This place needs more Canadians. We're all generally fair and reasoned, wouldn't you say? We were thinking of building a wall to keep the American wingnuts out but they'd probably just wait until winter and walk across the Great Lakes.

Meek, weak, submissive to Muslim's but somehow feel smarter than everyone in America. Canada is a nation of drivers all looking in their rear-view mirror 90% of the time but when you pass them for going to slow they'll flash their highbeams at you to express their moral outrage that you dared to be more than a sheep.  :D

Spy

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2017, 01:48:54 PM
Meek, weak, submissive to Muslim's but somehow feel smarter than everyone in America. Canada is a nation of drivers all looking in their rear-view mirror 90% of the time but when you pass them for going to slow they'll flash their highbeams at you to express their moral outrage that you dared to be more than a sheep.  :D

Doc, you don't have time for this Bellgab nonsense. You're a scientist, remember? Get back to your parents' basement and continue your research. The world is waiting for the scientific breakthroughs that only you can provide.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 01:53:22 PM
Doc, you don't have time for this Bellgab nonsense. You're a scientist, remember? Get back to your parents' basement and continue your research. The world is waiting for the scientific breakthroughs that only you can provide.

It's Sunday, asshole! I guess communists don't get a day off?  ??? ::)

You're probably too busy telling your neighbors how to live their lives.  ;D

Spy

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2017, 02:00:19 PM
It's Sunday, asshole! I guess communists don't get a day off?  ??? ::)

You're probably too busy telling your neighbors how to live their lives.  ;D

My neighbours are Canadians. They know how to live their lives.  Have you considered seeing a mental health professional about your anger management issues?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 02:04:27 PM
My neighbours are Canadians. They know how to live their lives.  Have you considered seeing a mental health professional about your anger management issues?

Irrational busy bodies do anger me, as they should everyone. Now, I'm sure there's someone local you need to try to stir up trouble for. I'll let you get back to that. Canada is just the Chinese finger cuff between Britain and us. ;)

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
This place needs more Canadians. We're all generally fair and reasoned, wouldn't you say? We were thinking of building a wall to keep the American wingnuts out but they'd probably just wait until winter and walk across the Great Lakes.

Except for the leftist weenies such as yourself who lurk about.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 02:04:27 PM
My neighbours are Canadians. They know how to live their lives.  Have you considered seeing a mental health professional about your anger management issues?

Okay but who would let their daughter marry one?

Gd5150

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:50:31 PM
Now there's an idea.  How about a Palin/Pence ticket in 2020? Sounds like a winner, eh?


It will be funny to watch the Femokkkrats and their lemmings running around calling Pence/Whoever mysogonist nazi white supremacists. Palin won’t be a candidate, but the signs for the Fems are already made.

(Republican name here) is a nazi mysogonist nazi racist racist! Who hates (insert flavor of the week femokkkkrat special interest group)©️1980, 84, 88, 92, 96, 00, 04, 08, 12, 16, 20, 24 Femokkkrat national committee®️. Meet the new campaign, same as the last 10 femokkkrat campaigns.

ItsOver

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
This place needs more Canadians...
Why not.  We can always use more laughs.


ItsOver

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 10, 2017, 11:14:28 AM
Shit.  That’s my high school geometry teacher.
Could have been worse.



PaulAtreides

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2017, 02:25:55 PM
So he got a fact wrong. That's probably an impeachable offensive in your fevered imagination. I'll cut him some slack because he was born in the 90s and isn't a ginormous faggot, like you.  ::)

You sure do like to call out faggots. Hmmm.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: PaulAtreides on December 10, 2017, 04:10:07 PM
You sure do like to call out faggots. Hmmm.

That's right, faggot! Planning your next witch hunt?  :D

Spy

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2017, 04:17:14 PM
That's right, faggot! Planning your next witch hunt?  :D

I'm quite sure you once said you worked out of your home. Yesterday you told us you're a scientist. And we all know you devote 90% of your waking hours (such as they are) to Bellgab.

So what we have  is a "scientist" working out of his house devoting 90% of his waking hours (such as they are) to a discussion forum dedicated to a former radio talk show host. A majority of that time is dedicated to calling people "faggots" and "communists."

What kind of research do you do in your home that only involves 10% of your waking hours (such as they are)?

Up All Night

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 06, 2017, 01:03:57 AM
It is not Palestinian territory. There was no Palestine before Israel settled there.

https://youtu.be/n_MRZlNWW80

In this special, Gordon Robertson examines the facts behind both the Jewish and Arab claims. Get the answers to the following questions:

Who are the Palestinians?
What are the so-called “1967 borders” of Israel?
Is the West Bank really “occupied territory”?
Do the Jews hold the legal right to the land of Israel?

DVD Bonus Feature: “The Refugees of 1948” looks at the origin of the Palestinian refugee problem and why it remains unsolved almost 70 years later.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Spy on December 10, 2017, 06:34:14 PM
I'm quite sure you once said you worked out of your home. Yesterday you told us you're a scientist. And we all know you devote 90% of your waking hours (such as they are) to Bellgab.

So what we have  is a "scientist" working out of his house devoting 90% of his waking hours (such as they are) to a discussion forum dedicated to a former radio talk show host. A majority of that time is dedicated to calling people "faggots" and "communists."

What kind of research do you do in your home that only involves 10% of your waking hours (such as they are)?

Whoa, Columbo! I didn't say I worked out of my home. I said I, like a lot of people, have an office at home that I sometimes do office work in.

Also, I haven't checked in here in literally hours.

Furthermore, you are a faggot Canadian cuck!

Stop trying to seem intelligent. You got nuthin, faggot!  ;D



ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2017, 12:13:47 AM
Who do you guys have in the wings to take over when this kids term is up?

Previous Prime Minister Stephen Harper ..... Masters Degree in Economics ..... we breezed through the crash of '08 ...
Treacherous little prick Justin Trudeau .... part time 'drama' teacher .... no other qualifications needed ... just cry and say 'sorry' ...
Andrew Scheer ... new leader of the Progressive Conservative Party (Republican to you Americans) ... smart, past house speaker, etc.

Canada is fucked with the left wing governments ....

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