Quote from: Izintit? on May 29, 2014, 07:32:03 PMHahaha. What an evil bastard. It does sound like some kind of Korean BBQ.
You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Izintit? on May 29, 2014, 07:32:03 PMHahaha. What an evil bastard. It does sound like some kind of Korean BBQ.
You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".
Quote from: wr250 on May 29, 2014, 04:37:59 PMSorry, PC crap sucks more than Jorch. If those fuckers had their way, I couldn't say things like Jorch sucks, even when it's "thuh trooth." That truly sucks.
fixed, cause nothing sucks like jorch.
Quote from: Mr Bloom on May 29, 2014, 01:57:12 PMThat should be "Sieg heil", before Laserjock goes all PC on us. PC sucks as much as Jorch.
Heil Noory!
Quote from: bateman on May 27, 2014, 04:21:12 PMWith Noory being such a chick magnet, I can see Jorch asking a lady if they could order an extra meal or two for Tommy. Probably hard to say no with Tommy setting between the two.
An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?
Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 22, 2014, 01:19:47 PMI'm somewhat surprised "Jorch Noory sucks' hasn't become a standard societal salutation by now. Instead of "How are yewwwww?" or "Wazzup" or "Take care!" or "See you soon," everybody should just be saying "Jorch Noory sucks!" Closing a letter? It shouldn't be "sincerely," it should be "GNS!," followed by your name.
...His personal stories typically don't quite ring true, yet manage to make him seem isolated and creepy. Some of his other stories and brainstorms that just sort of petered away...
George Noory just sucks
Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 21, 2014, 03:17:22 PMWhich is really tough for Jorch to find time for, with the grinding demand of his 8 minutes, errr... hours of show prep.
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In his spare time, George downloads and tries to erase them
Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 20, 2014, 05:47:16 PMThey are all Jess. Damn Jess.
I don't for one minute think my ISP hotshot tech assistants Brian and Todd are who they say they are.
Quote from: popple on May 20, 2014, 01:54:25 PMYou're rolling now with Jorch's latest photo shots. I thought maybe it was "Duh Fooer" signing for his latest turkey sandwich take-out order. That, or for his next trip to "the bunker, somewhere deep below the Earth." Jorch always has to OK the Fokker's final manifest to make sure there's enough weight margin to carry Tommy. I'm not sure how he's not managed to screw that up, yet.
A rare image captured of Jorch actually using his famous eye pad.
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Quote from: Izintit? on May 20, 2014, 12:04:53 PM"Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric. Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric..." Damn, I know that Walther is around here somewhere.
I think you got something there! Adolph Hitler blew his brains out because that peabrain Noory kept mispronouncing "fuhrer",and it happened to be February!
Quote from: aldousburbank on May 20, 2014, 11:12:24 AMAh, yes. Good point, as always, Aldous. Jorch was one of the last in Adolph's villa in Argentina, or was that Brazil or Indonesia? Jorch must have picked-up on what a chick-magnet 'ol Adolph was and went for "the look." Can you blame Adolph for blowing his brains out?
Wasn't George the last to interview Hitler?
Quote from: George Drooly on May 20, 2014, 04:22:11 AM"Kewaunee Lapseritis?" Sounds like something Jorch would say to Tommy in a drunken stupor. This shot looks like a Paper*Boy Eye Pad cartoon come-to-life. "Tommy, is that you?"
Not a proponent of the "hollow earth" theory, I'm guessing
Quote from: popple on May 20, 2014, 12:51:13 AMLooks like Jorch is really going for that trendy "der Fuehrer" look.
Some ladies dicknotized by Gnoory. THEY DON'T LOVE THEMSELVES.
Quote from: narcissist noory on May 19, 2014, 11:01:04 PMYes, it's only exceeded by his idiocy.
GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD
The level of this guy's narcissism never ceases to amaze me!
Quote from: albrecht on May 20, 2014, 08:01:36 AMThat's where I'm at with Paulides. Did he know Strieber prior to his 411 books? Just what exactly is his connection with Strieber?
If the stories are true they are certainly odd. But Paulides has a background in Bigfoot research and his allusions to speaking with Whitley Streiber recently is worrying...
Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 18, 2014, 12:39:00 AMI'm REALLY glad I've never heard "Hello, folks! I'm your pilot, Jorch Noory, somewhere in the sky..."
Aren't you glad he's not your dentist.
Quote from: coaster on May 17, 2014, 12:37:40 AM
Noory described his show as a" television internet based show". If its not on television, its not a tv show.
Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 16, 2014, 03:31:38 PMIt only took Jorch most of a show to figure out a tuning fork. I want to hear Jorch try to figure out a Craftsman screwdriver.
George will be ok as soon as Tommy tells him Sears isn't the only store that sells adult diapers and mustache cleanser
Quote from: Abby Normal on May 16, 2014, 04:57:49 PMI guess that explains my constipation.
"...they use that to now make us wireless prisoners with microchips in our intestines reporting back through the wireless internet. I mean, this is the technocratic takeover, George."
Quote from: Izintit? on May 16, 2014, 12:46:47 PMYes, making Jorch work too hard or, for that matter, making him work at all is a guaranteed "Springheel Jack" recap. No doubt worse than mocking or making fun of Jorch. Jorch isn't usually bright enough to recognise such an occurrence. As far as Jorch screwing-up his closing, Tommy must have given him the old 3x5 with Wells on it. Maybe Tommy scratched out Art or Jorch just screwed-up reading it. Jorch would be thanking Daffy Duck every night if Tommy wanted to mess with Jorch. Messing with Jorch has to be more fun than messing with Sasquatch.
The debunked subject you`re referring to was probably the much talked about,much ridiculed pictures of the girl and the pixies from decades ago.Rhodes might not have internet to know that it`s an admitted fake.George had to call b.s. on that one for his...ahem...credibility.George has a tacit agreemnent with his guests: You can appear on Coast and peddle whatever wild crap you can conceive but don`t expect me to work(talk alot pulling the wild crap out of you) .Indeed, the only time George gets miffed is when the guest gives too many short answers.A segment or two of that and George will axe the guest and call that ol reliable blowhard Nigel Fanthorpe.
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 16, 2014, 10:25:42 AMHahaha, yes. "Spicoli" Jorch should order a salami pizza with extra turkey and toooooomeric and have it delivered during the show. Maybe it would shut him up as he scarfs it down. That is unless "Mr. Hand" Tommy confiscates the delivery.
I kinda figure this is what Spicoli of 'Fast Times' would sound like if he hadn't blown all his reward money on a concert and actually spent 12 1/2 years at the local community college learning radio and stuff.
Quote from: Izintit? on May 16, 2014, 07:14:55 AMI agree about Clyde. He can be really good when he has a guest and isn't off by himself on some rant or oddball meme. His shows the past couple of nights have been entertaining, in a good way, unlike The Nooron's show which are only entertaining if you enjoy listening to the radio version of a train wreck. I'm amazed Jorch made it through college. Hell, I'm amazed Jorch made it through elementary school. He must have taken every basket weaving and needle point course Detroit offered.
I missed the whale whisperer maybe someone here can tell me if she ever got to "chat" with the killer whales at SeaWorld or does she just whisper to free range whales? On a side note-Clyde Lewis should have guests every night.His show is much better and he`s a good interviewer.
Quote from: aldousburbank on May 14, 2014, 10:48:45 PMDis true
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