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#17881
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Michael Savage
January 15, 2015, 11:28:56 AM
Quote from: FightTheFuture on January 15, 2015, 08:23:02 AM
Michael Savage remains the most entertaining person on radio. Love him or hate him, he entertains. Period.
At least he has a personality and isn't afraid to speak out, even if it's just for show.  Savage, yes, Noory NO!  GNS!
#17882
Quote from: zeebo on January 15, 2015, 02:45:39 AM
Correct, he's a good speaker and is well-informed so he can dodge those goofy Noory questions like he's Neo in the Matrix.
C2C could be pretty good if PremRat would just ditch the lame broken bot who keeps interrupting the guest with it's preprogrammed idiocy.
#17883
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Michael Savage
January 15, 2015, 08:27:41 AM
Quote from: Delphi on January 15, 2015, 08:01:06 AM
Lol good comments.. . Do you guys ever hear how he goes off on his helpers lol?  "play clip 4, clip 4!! Get off your iPhone, this guy doesent care he just wants to play on his iPhone"
Yeah, he can give me a laugh in these namby, pamby PC times.  I hope he doesn't hurt their feeeeeelings. ;)

#17884
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Michael Savage
January 14, 2015, 07:46:05 PM
Savage has his moments, good and bad.  Loved listening to him talk about his custom Hellcat. 
#17885
Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 14, 2015, 05:29:36 PM
Dang did y'all hear that there show with Conny Willis and that really credible southern gal who done told us about them lycandroids and them Nazi cows? I cain't believe it, but me and my brother Cleetus went out ta do some cow tippin' the other night, and we done seen some of them Nazi cows! They even had a swat-sticker on em! It sure weren't something I was a expectin' ta see! Do ya'll think them Nazi cows were left here by them Project Paperclip Nazi people that done come over and built them spaceships? I wonder if them Nazi cows was used in the war? Maybe old Adolf was a breedin' them Nazi cows to fill up the atmosphere with so much methane fart gas that the whole wide world would say uncle! I believe them round UFO bases they found in Nazi land were really the beginnins of big domes they was a fixin' to build to protect them there Nazis from that methane fart gas. Whoo-eeee!
Aldo?  Is that you?
#17886
TV commercials annoy me even more than radio.  The worst are the Liberty Mutual ones with the morons standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.  Anyone that stupid deserves to get screwed by an insurance company.
#17887
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 14, 2015, 12:30:25 AM
Joorch demonstrates the art of cutting a short story long. It's the story - pretty wonderful if accurate - of Hockey Hall Of Famer Gordie Howe's extraordinary recovery from a serious stroke after being treated with stem cells. He could have precised the story in not many more words than I've just taken. But instead he ploughed into reading verbatim the whole statement put out by Gordie's family. As he droned his way through it, barely making sense, you waited for the inevitable derailment. And it duly came when Joorch read that the stem cells had been administered by intravenous infusion. Or, as Noory managed to read it - uncorrected, of course - "intra-view-us pew infusion". Maybe similar treatment could finally make Joorch master the English language.
Could Jorch even say "I have a degree in Communications" without screwing it up?
#17888
Quote from: albrecht on January 12, 2015, 09:13:41 AM
In the either the ultimate irony, or just a slap in the face of radio fans, CC has rebranded itself "IHeartMedia, Inc" even though they have destroyed media quality, at least in radio.
Doublespeak at it's best, or should I say worst. 
#17889
Quote from: George49 on January 12, 2015, 06:20:27 AM
I hate all the topics on Coast now. Everything is just commercialized.

I've barely listened to the show in weeks.
The corporatization of C2C is almost complete.  I only listen to Knapp the few times a month he appears.

PremRat, the OCP of radio, with Jorch as the primary broken bot.  The thrill is long gone.

#17890
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 11, 2015, 03:38:31 PM



It stands for Toupée Broadcasting Affiliates.
:)) Turkey Before Announcing
#17891
Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 11, 2015, 11:23:38 AM
They really are TBA's this next week what with GN's love of the Split Show format....make that Shit show format.
With Jorch, it's always TBA.  Terrible Broadcasting Again.
#17892
Quote from: Delphi on January 10, 2015, 08:30:22 AM
Stumbled across n this neo guy on a private community I'm apart of.. Anyone heard of him?
http://www.whatonearthishappening.com/podcast
Shouldn't it be http://www.whutonearthishappeneen.com?
#17893
Quote from: Morgus on January 09, 2015, 09:35:38 PM
That must be where Noory dressed up as Zorro and tried to terrorize the little kids in his neighborhood?  8)

It was all downhill after that.
#17894
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 09, 2015, 04:50:16 PM
You're not giving George enough credit.  I bet he could also point out Hawaii on that map.
Did you know Jorch grew-up in  Detroit?  Well, it was actually Dearborn Heights.  Jorch was born a poor, stupid child, to a loving but hateful father who had cornered the market in hamster skins and turtle soup.  His mother never put up with any "fuss'n or fight'n" or that kind of stuff and enjoyed chasing away the neighborhood kids as Jorch cowered under her skirt.  But enough of this, let's have Jorch tell us in his own mangled words for the umpteenth time about why Detroit is really keen since Jorch is from there, while the rest of us grind away what remains of our teeth...
#17895
Quote from: bateman on January 09, 2015, 01:53:44 PM
I eagerly await the RCH weather report.


The only map where everything is at 19.5.  Jorch can also point out where LA is located.
#17896
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 08, 2015, 10:11:05 PM

This is great :)
F'n great.  Oh, for those times.  May they be.  If for just one last time.
#17897
Quote from: 3OctaveFart on January 08, 2015, 08:41:48 PM
Yeah, that is fantastic. I can hear Art saying that.
"My motto is: more good times. "
Jack Nicholson
#17898
Quote from: RJ on January 08, 2015, 05:49:21 PM


... Art would ask a question of a guest and the guest would respond with “that’s a long story”.  Art would sit back (could hear his chair squeak as he reclined) and respond, “this is radio, we have lots of time.  Please proceed with your long story"...
I think I just I had an erection.
#17899
I wish Noory had the common sense to keep his mouth shut.
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain
#17900
Quote from: karios8 on January 07, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
I wonder if Tommy gives Jorch cue cards for their dinner conversation.
"Food?  Or cue cards?"  I think we know which one wins that decision for Tommy.  You may have hit upon one reason for the nonsensical comments of Jorch during the show.
#17901
Random Topics / Re: Best tv shows to get drunk to
January 07, 2015, 12:28:28 PM
"WKRP in Cincinnati."  It's good to get down with Johnny, while oggling Jennifer and laughing at Les.  "The station with more music and Les Nessman."  Bailey wasn't bad either.
#17902
Ha, ha, ha!  Next up on C2C with Jorch, Pat Boone was singing on the grassy knoll, followed by Billy Mumy, "They didn't know I was "The One" in The Book Depository because I was just a little kid!"
#17903
Quote from: nextgen.fm on January 06, 2015, 07:22:25 PM
why does Georgie want to broadcast from hawaii so badly?


is the atompshere of LA poisoning him just like father Art warned him about?
We're talking Magnum B.S. here. Jorch knows that's where all the Kool Kids hang.
#17904
Quote from: Smoley on January 06, 2015, 06:42:42 PM
Tariq Aziz (Saddam's lying PR man) with Jorch's shoe polish hair treatment would be a close look-a-like.  Heck, they might actually be the same guy anyway.


That really does look like Jorch.  Maybe he could just play the part of Jorch in his younger swinging days.  You know.  When he was a bleached blonde crooner.
#17905
Jorch could settle for Tom Selleck but he might get jealous since Tom actually worked in a studio in Hawaii.
#17906
Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 06, 2015, 06:00:14 PM
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be a good fit, if Jorch can throw his weight around and get him released from Gitmo.
Yeah, Jorch could work it with his good buddy senator from Alaska, while he's fighting for the grid.  Oh, wait.  Never mind.
#17907
Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 06, 2015, 05:12:42 PM
It might be a sequel titled "Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest." No prizes for guessing which part Jorch will play.
Who would play Jorch?  'Ol S. Hussein has "moved on," so to speak, so he's not available. 
#17908
Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 06, 2015, 04:38:27 PM
On a recent show Jorch stated he is working on a book (whatever that means) about a professor who goes back in time to try to save Jesus. And Jesus wouldn't let him! Wow! (Yawn). Anyway, he then said "I think we've changed it. Something like that may be coming out soon." Um, if Jorch actually wrote it, wouldn't he know what the changes were? He doesn't know what's in the book that he allegedly wrote? I don't think he's capable of writing a book. I think his hack co-writers like William Birnes do the actually writing, and they agree to slap Jorch's name on it to try to attract more sales from gullible Coast listeners.
I'm looking forward to "Jorch: The Movie."  Your turn.
#17909
Quote from: albrecht on January 05, 2015, 09:55:23 PM
I actually would wonder how Norry would pronounce something like "spatula?" Or, more properly, how it would be garbled and mangled.
-GNS
With the challenge a tuning fork presented Jorch, a garlic press could be insurmountable. 
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