The General Musings of gnooryblows

[Rix Gins]

and honestly i love the vagina anyhow. im not even really into dicks, i just think they're OK / not that gross. fuckin' jack a few dudes off and all of the sudden everyone is tryin' to tell you how to think / feel / act / be over it. just fuck off man you don't got no power over me!

Top right?

[gnooryblows]

21st century man, you shouldn't let your woman dominate you like that

[gnooryblows]

I would think it is more gay if your dick gets hard giving a handjob.

maybe but i think the dick gets hard with any stimulation, that's the problem with this reasoning

[21st Century Man]

honestly that's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself

LOL, whatever bro. Tickling the old prostate makes the orgasm more intense.

[gnooryblows]

Top right?

saying "top right" is probably gayer than anything i've ever done tho

[gnooryblows]

LOL, whatever bro. Tickling the old prostate makes the orgasm more intense.

that's awful man, you really do that?

[21st Century Man]

I would think it is more gay if your dick gets hard giving a handjob.

Oh that too!!!  If it stays limp though, you are safe.  Not that I know.

[Art_s Farts]

I'm a pretty limber dude and if try I could probably suck my own dick. How gay is that?

[whoozit]

im not even really into dicks...

I bet they are into you.

[21st Century Man]

that's awful man, you really do that?

Sure.  Some people say that exercising the old prostate makes it less likely that you'll get prostate cancer.  Probably just a myth but who knows.

[21st Century Man]

I'm a pretty limber dude and if try I could probably suck my own dick. How gay is that?

Self-love doesn't count.  If I could have then I probably would have tried it.   If you find others of the same sex attractive though and they make you hard then you are in trouble.

[GravitySucks]

I think the cops found gnooryblows

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/n-man-pcp-busted-masturbating-van-lincoln-tunnel-article-1.3159660

[21st Century Man]

I think the cops found gnooryblows

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/n-man-pcp-busted-masturbating-van-lincoln-tunnel-article-1.3159660

ROTF!!!

[gnooryblows]

I'm a pretty limber dude and if try I could probably suck my own dick. How gay is that?

honestly that's not much gayer than masturbating, because when you masturbate you're basically giving yourself a handjob

[gnooryblows]

Sure.  Some people say that exercising the old prostate makes it less likely that you'll get prostate cancer.  Probably just a myth but who knows.

you're really degenerate bro

[gnooryblows]

I bet they are into you.

ive never willingly put a dick into me, i only jacked some people off many years ago. i was young and confused.

[gnooryblows]

this board is full of homos

[mikuthing01]

I think the cops found gnooryblows

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/n-man-pcp-busted-masturbating-van-lincoln-tunnel-article-1.3159660

I thought this was him

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

[bateman]

I thought this was him

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

Holy shit, that story is amazing from start to finish.

[21st Century Man]

I thought this was him

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

ROTF!!!   First time I've heard it called "whacking the mole!"  

[gnooryblows]

I thought this was him

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

that guy seems like The Man

[Walks_At_Night]

Holy shit, that story is amazing from start to finish.

If I read it correctly, the mole whacking occurred *after* the shots were fired?   If so that's one cool Carny.
The defecation sure, but corralling the tadpoles?   That is almost Sgt Fury-esque.   

[Kidnostad3]

ive never willingly put a dick into me, i only jacked some people off many years ago. i was young and confused.

This psychopath needs to be starved of oxygen. He gets off on evoking a response to his shocking revelations.  Don't feed his sickness.

[gnooryblows]

This psychopath needs to be starved of oxygen. He gets off on evoking a response to his shocking revelations.  Don't feed his sickness.

jacking people off isn't that shocking of a revelation dude, people do it all of the time. ever hear of a "homosexual"? there are lots of them out there. i'm not the only one. there really are very many of them, in fact. i'm sayin' im not even a homosexual, just someone who was badly confused a few years back and did a little bit of gay stuff with some dudes, that's all. boo hoo so shoot me

maybe you're too sheltered, you know? maybe your ears are too virgin? maybe you haven't been exposed to enough of the world if you think someone disclosing partaking in a homosexual act many years prior, or even just recently, is "shocking"

do you cringe and cry when you hear bad words? are you a triggered little snowflake? don't melt, little snowflake man. i hate to think what happens to you when you walk into a locker room, or stand next to a man at a urinal

[Richard Groyper]

(((OY VEY!!!)))

[Robert]

and a supple wrist helps, too.

If you're a gumball wizard, you need an iron fist.

[WOTR]

Good to have you back, GNB... Things just weren't the same without you.

[gnooryblows]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVUKuNW68wE

[gnooryblows]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTBQ_jpfM3c

[gnooryblows]

humanity needs a culling