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Started by GravitySucks, May 01, 2017, 03:42:03 PM

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 27, 2017, 01:11:24 AM
LOL.  I've had cold sores ever since I was a tyke so I'm not worried about that.  Take lysine everyday.  Helps keep it at bay.

I've had many fat girls too. One time I called one fat while I was pounding that shit. She never noticed! Bonus Points on the dismount!

Quote from: Swishypants on December 27, 2017, 01:10:53 AM
It is. And he dies at the end.

I figured it was.  You reap what you sow.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 27, 2017, 01:13:23 AM
I figured it was.  You reap what you sow.

God Damn right! Like all Commies, they're former aristocrats that use that shit to try and get back to the "glory days."

Quote from: Swishypants on December 27, 2017, 01:12:43 AM
I've had many fat girls too. One time I called one fat while I was pounding that shit. She never noticed! Bonus Points on the dismount!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Swishypants

More folds; bangin' the fatties be like:


ItsOver

Quote from: Swishypants on December 27, 2017, 12:59:30 AM
Che was a rich boy and didn't dumpster dive for 3 day old fish.
Plus he looks good on hipster t shirts.


Swishypants

Quote from: ItsOver on December 27, 2017, 09:21:33 AM
Plus he looks good on hipster t shirts.

Can we get a Conservative version with a wood-cut of him dead on it? Also, some thoughts about Herpes. The fact that so many children get cold sores is proof that MD's Mom was a huge whore. "Good night pumpkin! I have to go return something to the neighbors house. You just go to sleep!"

ItsOver

Quote from: Swishypants on December 27, 2017, 09:42:14 AM
Can we get a Conservative version with a wood-cut of him dead on it? ...
Things to put on my 2018 wish list.


Swishypants

To understand Communism, and why it's the vehicle of choice for the return of Feudalism over the "Age of Reason" Governments, all one has to do is watch "Trading Places." Ever use Silver as a pump & dump transition metal? Communism parlays into Monarchy by any other name so well! But people who believe in the lie are Useful Idiots. Serfs to the Masters dog whistle. Not freedom, but slavery. Not progressive but retrogressive. "Muh free poop!"





albrecht

Ominous graffiti in Dallas. Purple tacos, of the hard variety, seen everywhere and nobody knows why.
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/purple-taco-graffiti/

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on January 08, 2018, 01:00:15 PM
Ominous graffiti in Dallas. Purple tacos, of the hard variety, seen everywhere and nobody knows why.
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/purple-taco-graffiti/

Color revolution. ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on December 27, 2017, 11:07:56 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/3-dead-2-injured-suv-collides-hog-texas-062209588.html
"It was not immediately clear what happened to the hog."

After the Expedition bounced off it, it probably  waddled on its way.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on January 08, 2018, 01:00:15 PM
Ominous graffiti in Dallas. Purple tacos, of the hard variety, seen everywhere and nobody knows why.
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/purple-taco-graffiti/
"Some are now wondering if there is a deeper meaning or message behind the carefully crafted image."

It's a sign from the almighty Taco God that you're pretty stupid for not tracking him down for a public whipping.  Even the almighty Taco God can feel pain.


albrecht

If you are a criminal robber why would you get your Social Security number and area code tattooed on your face? Actually why would anyone but especially if you are going to be committing crimes.
http://cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/wanted-armed-robbery-suspect-tattooed-social-security-number-on-his-forehead-say-police

Swishypants

Quote from: albrecht on January 10, 2018, 04:24:03 PM
If you are a criminal robber why would you get your Social Security number and area code tattooed on your face? Actually why would anyone but especially if you are going to be committing crimes.
http://cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/wanted-armed-robbery-suspect-tattooed-social-security-number-on-his-forehead-say-police

His name, is: "NO MANS SLAVE!" Except he's now everyone's bitch.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 04:25:36 PM
His name, is: "NO MANS SLAVE!" Except he's now everyone's bitch.

Well, behind you anyway. ;D

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:27:58 PM
Well, behind you anyway. ;D

Been waiting all day for that minor score huh? I suppose I should encourage you so you don't run off and cry like a little bitch and threaten to never come back.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on January 10, 2018, 04:29:36 PM
Been waiting all day for that minor score huh? I suppose I should encourage you so you don't run off and cry like a little bitch and threaten to never come back.




albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 11, 2018, 03:54:34 PM
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Ha.

We apparently have a "serial puncher" but only for kids.
http://www.ajc.com/news/national/missouri-gov-eric-greitens-admits-affair-but-not-blackmail/NN78sR119nERCJkPsBhqkK/

And the cedar pollen was so crazy today that I thought initially there was a wild fire driving on 360 but it was just plumes of the pollen going off and now with the high winds? Allergy sufferers are going to be hatin' it.

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on January 11, 2018, 06:14:06 PM
Ha.

We apparently have a "serial puncher" but only for kids.
http://www.ajc.com/news/national/missouri-gov-eric-greitens-admits-affair-but-not-blackmail/NN78sR119nERCJkPsBhqkK/

And the cedar pollen was so crazy today that I thought initially there was a wild fire driving on 360 but it was just plumes of the pollen going off and now with the high winds? Allergy sufferers are going to be hatin' it.

We had high pollen predicted but we got hail instead.

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 11, 2018, 07:03:51 PM
He had high pollen predicted but we got hail instead.
We in the Hill Country got the pollen, especially cedar, but also ragweed etc. We all know in your area the benzene and other volatile solvents in the air keep the pollen count in check. That is why anytime people visit Austin from there get allergies. And the only solution is to spray a can of starter-fluid into the air like air freshener. (Kidding, don't do this, especially around an open-flame.)

albrecht

I get the idea of beating the crap out of a perp but what was with the Santa hat?
https://www.facebook.com/mo.anderson.902/videos/1593360130757723/
http://kxan.com/2018/01/12/community-activists-rally-around-man-punched-by-austin-police-officers/
Would the news call some group like the Klan "community activists" as they do the Black Sovereign Nation?

GravitySucks

Still not sure what the Rice student newspaper meant by this ad...


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