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Anybody ever catch the C2C teaser at around 11:45 pm pacific on KFI, where Noory calls in to tease his show with Tim Conway, JR?  Conway and Bender brought up Art Bell a few nights ago with Noory, did he stay in touch, were they friends, etc.  Noory was hemming and hawwing like a 14 yr old caught wacking off in the bathtub.  He was so clearly extremely uncomfortable that it was almost painful to listen to, but funny as hell at the same time.  I think he stated that he had never actually met Art Bell personally, which is not too surprising. 

Then in the opening segment of the show, Noory referred to Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi as Muammar Morsi.  I go weeks without hearing any C2C, but in the rare instances where I do happen to hear a few minutes of the show, Noory displays his ineptitude almost as soon as I start listening.  There is no bigger dope on the radio, I am quite certain. 

FYI - Sounds like "The Best of George Noory" has been discontinued from XM/Sirius Satellite Radio in favor of a show called Ground Zero.  Noory was on for an hour or two every weeknight beginning at 10:00 ET.  Maybe somebody already posted this, I don't read the forum much anymore, I mean Noory Sucks, you know it, I know it, I'm pretty sure he even knows it, but time to move on...

Cheers

Quote from: Jasmine on August 15, 2012, 07:51:09 AM

I have visions of George playing solitaire on the computer with his right hand...which is perhaps indicative of his love life.

I have visions (very unwelcome visions) of George playing solitaire in his pants with his right hand... which is extremely indicative of his love life.

I may be wrong but I thought I saw a video clip where Hoaxy appeared on a short segment with Cronkite during coverage of one of the NASA missions but I can't be specific.  I may have seen it on a DVD I have somewhere of Hoaxland's nutty theories and his "presentation" to the United Nations.  Anyway, what difference does it make?  Even if he did appear on TV with Cronkite, it in no way changes the fact that he is a complete poseur.  It wouldn't add any credence to his hyper-dimensional physics BS or any of the rest of his schtick.

Quote from: jinwicked on August 07, 2012, 11:47:36 PM
So, I wasted too much time making a thing.



I call it Mr. Noory's Opus. Permalink here.

Previous Noories: woo-woo, fascinating, angels.

I agree, but it's brilliant.  Attention to detail is the key.  Are suggesting that, besides being full of shit, Snoors is also flatulent?

Possibly, but it appears to me to be an inverted Uranus. 

Quote from: expat on August 03, 2012, 01:21:33 PM
Bummer... that clown Haogland has been picked as "main man" for Curiosity's landing on Sunday night. Couldn't they possibly have found someone with some actual knowledge of planetary astronomy? **sigh**

I've e'd George but without any expectation that he'll read it.

Seems like RCH has been the go-to guy for anything related to space and definitely for Mars, even going back to the late AB era.  He's become the resident pseudo-scientist.  Get ready for 19.5 degrees of hyper-dimensional BS. 

Quote from: MDL5676 on August 01, 2012, 01:38:58 AM
FYI,
Here's a pic of that quack Seth Farber, PhD. from last night's show.
I think it speaks for itself...

I bravely googled Seth Farber, PhD, and this image of Conehead Jr. popped up.

Quote from: Rico999 on July 30, 2012, 11:06:42 AM
One thing that's pretty clear to me about Noory -- aside from the usual complaints -- is that he's one or a combination of the following:  a) a science illiterate; b) willfully ignorant or ( worst of all) c) he has an agenda and promotes it no matter what the consensus is in the scientific community.

Even worse than that, it's all of the above, since Noory is just a parrot for his cue cards and his only "talent" is the ability to rattle off innocuous, inane, largely irrelevant comments, such as "Good Point", when in fact no point was made, or "There's somethin' goin' on...", when in fact even if there was something going on, he is too dim-witted to ever know it, or "People are acting strange...", when in fact people have always acted strange, it's part of being people. 

Quote from: Rico999 on July 30, 2012, 11:06:42 AM
Notice that he clams up when serious people like Michio Kaku or even LMH and Jesse Ventura are guests who make statements that he's clearly in disagreement with.   He won't engage them because he knows he knows he'll end up looking like a moron to his audience -- that is, to those who might think he's OK....

Definitely.  There are ants running around with bigger balls and bigger brains than our boy.

Quote from: Tara on July 25, 2012, 04:56:00 PM
I just did a cursory check of the Ancestry Site and they don't have records from Egypt or Lebanon.  Doubt if Ancestry.com could give him any info on his family prior to coming to the U.S.

What's really interesting is doing DNA deep ancestry research, going back to the Ice Ages and beyond.  It's expensive but fascinating.  If Noory did a DNA test, they'd probably tell him that his DNA is pure Neanderthal, or maybe he's the missing link!

I don't doubt at all that the Noory line is an evolutionary dead end, or at least it should be.  Most amoeba and paramecia have more going for them.

Quote from: coaster on July 24, 2012, 12:52:45 PM
After years of hosting the show we have only learned a couple things from George. He doesn't believe in coincidences and  people are acting strange. He sure is a deep and thought provoking individual, isn't he?  :

In the immortal words of Jim Morrison, "People are strange, when you're a stranger..."

By definition, the US President is the CIC of all the armed forces, so it could be said that all orders issued in the military ultimately flow from that authority.  Noory was offered a commission the same way that Major Hassan who shot up a bunch of his colleagues at Ft. Hood a few years ago was offered a commission. 

Quote from: Mystery43 on July 11, 2012, 06:13:39 PM
the thing that bugs me when LMH is on is that it sounds like she pre-recorded her interview.. does she? Sounds like she plays a tape of herself talking ... IDK.. her voice bugs me.. but she does have some good information sometimes..

Not only pre-recorded, but she obviously edits them as well to fit the story or theory she is promoting.  It often sounds like the interviewee is responding to a different question than the one she edited in.  Whatever legitimacy she once had seems long gone. 

Noory's intro is just a thinly disguised version of an Art Bell intro.  Like everything else on Noory's C2C AM, it is lame, uninteresting, it sucks.  Ian seemed to like that play on words type of thing, as mentioned by Paper*Boy, and "with a face for radio and a voice for TV" or whatever, and then the slightly bumbling, casual "Oh am I on the air already" thing became his intro.  Isn't that something similar to what Rush Limbaugh does?  Knapp's might be a little cheesy and slightly over the top, but he pulls it off very well, I think it fits with his on-air personality.

Quote from: Sardondi on June 29, 2012, 08:23:07 AM
(God, just who do I think bothers to read all this? It's the internet version of War and Peace...)

I also enjoyed it and other posts of yours.  I heard this, probably on streamlink, and also enjoy reminiscing on previous Noory fuck ups.  In fact, I wish there was a thread devoted completely to just posting the ongoing gaffes, miscues, mispronunciations, etc, that occur night after night.  But that would take a lot of people willing to listen to the show, which I can't really wish on anybody.

Quote from: Morgus on June 28, 2012, 01:38:23 AM
The new National Geographic series that starts Friday night that the guest was promoting in the first 2 hours of c2c, looks suspiciously like the exact same format as the old History Channel series 'Ufo Hunters'
They both have a 3 person team researching old UFO cases consisting of one believer, one skeptic, and one undefined.
All they are missing is a team leader like Bill Birnes with sunglasses...

I've seen the first episode, it's very uninspired.  Surprising, because James Fox is on the show and his 2 UFO documentaries are pretty good, or at least Out of the Blue is pretty good.  The second one is fair.  So based on that I expected the show to be at least decent, but it's very lame, bordering on silly, and has nothing new.  Actually, I think some of segments of the show are taken out of the second documentary I Know What I Saw.  My opinion of Fox as a serious UFO investigator just fell out the bottom. 

Quote from: astroguy on June 27, 2012, 10:38:40 AM
Speaking as someone who does this (did I ever link to my podcast episode on RCH's 19.5° here?), sometimes it's not possible.  I'm around half-way through his "interview" from this week and it's like every sentence is just wrong.  It's hard to debunk 3 hours of pure spewage (yes, I know what I wrote).  I had the same problem when I tried to address a single interview of Mike Bara in my blog.

Yes this is why I have a hard time listening to RCHoax, just because almost every statement he makes is a monument to exaggeration, over-simplification, uncritical thinking, wild-speculation, and fabrication that it's almost stupefying if you are prone to trying to analyze or understand it in terms of known science and logical thought process.  By the time you think it through, he's piled on more BS then you can hope to digest.  That is why I hold that he is in fact a very clever fellow, however misled and egotistical he may be.  He runs circles around Noory (but then who couldn't).  But stooping to the level of asking for donations so he and his wife or whoever can travel around and make up more BS is going too far.  I hope he gets busted for some kind of fraud.

Quote from: Oversoul on June 27, 2012, 03:58:06 AM
I wonder how Noory was like in high school,

Creepy kid, skulks around all the time in his high-water jeans and white socks.  Sits in the corner in class, often appears to be masturbating.  Never takes a shower after gym class.  Shoots spitballs at the cheerleaders. Likes to sketch female genitalia in the stalls in the men's room.

Quote from: cmotors on June 26, 2012, 12:12:33 PM
I have to say, I was a bit on the fence where Noory was concerned, and really just listened to specific shows for the guests. It has been getting harder and harder to overlook some of the stuff that Noory detracts from the show. Just this weekend we had Noory in Toronto for a live stage event with Stanton Friedman and Michael Cremo, and I mainly attended to see those two.  What does George do to his captive audience?  He brings out a keyboardist and guitar player, and starts singing. Omg wtf!! Then he brings up some girl from the front row and starts dancing to the slow song he was singing.  He meant it as something classy, but to me it all came off as kinda creepy.  Not to mention the other girl he brought on stage to wear his Detroit Red wings shirt for the duration of the event.  Came across as more of a creepy old guy getting eye time with some ladies. Everybody boo'ed him for the fact this is Toronto and he is bringing out a detroit shirt.  Not sure what he was trying to accomplish there, bit of a snub than anything. Then he tells some jokes, and then mentions that whole retiring thing at 2012.  He jokes about him and Tom making a pact for him to do that.  Then he says he has no plans for ever doing that, lol.  Sorry to burst your bubble guys.

Anyway, after getting to see him in person and catching his vibe, I have to agree with a lot of what is being said about him. I honestly think he doesn't have the passion, and at the end of the day its just a job for him.  With that singing and some of the remarks he was making, a bit of head a trip too.

That is completely brutal my friend, and you had to pay to be abused like this.  On the other hand, if given the opportunity to organize a You Suck campaign at an event like this, where a group of like-minded people could voice their discontent while that jerk-off is on stage, that might be worth the price of admission. 

Noory and his C2C cater to the demographic outlined above, the new-age crystal crowd with magnets in their shoes and vocabularies centered around words like "energy", "frequency", "vibration", "dimension", etc.  Noory and the like are clearly in it for the money, being too lazy or uninformed or unambitious to make an honest living doing something worthwhile.  The audience for this BS are pseudo intellectual morons who want to pay to have their ridiculous beliefs reinforced by somebody on the radio or internet, because they don't want to think any harder than they have to and because if it's on the radio or internet, then by god it's gotta' be true. 

How did it come to this??  I don't know, but in a time and place where people in the US enjoy the highest standard of living probably ever seen on this planet, where it is easier and easier to freeload your way through life without much effort, where the panhandler on the street looks at you with utter contempt if you dare to hand over anything less than a fiver, George Noory is a man for this time.  He symbolizes the whole shitty mess and why it is such.  I'm guessing he makes mid to upper six figures a year. I don't think he's very smart and even if he is, he is too lazy to think much. He gets by in life with a minimum of effort and has an exaggerated image of himself and his importance and place in the scheme of things.  Only in a bloated, over-indulged, dumbed-down, hyper-sensitive, celebrity-centric society such as we enjoy today could such a pinhead rise to such a position.  I wish he, and everyone who looks like him, would fuck off and die.

^^^ I know the feeling.  It was due to a Knapp show that I missed that I (very unwisely) renewed streamlink last time. 

Quote from: thefamilyghost on June 22, 2012, 11:24:23 PM
Now of course Colbert is brilliant, but asking interesting questions is what any person who hosts a talk program should be able to do!

Important operative word:  should.

Quote from: b_dubb on June 22, 2012, 10:24:35 AM
there's another kind of male flight attendant? and ... I don't think there was actual monkey buggery. I think the monkey bite makes more sense. Monkeys aren't that cooperative. Unless you buy then a drink first.

Unless he's a gay monkey, in which case he'll buy you a drink first.

Quote from: Sardondi on June 22, 2012, 12:12:23 PM

"Think you've got the world by the tail, don't you? Well, let me tell you a thing or two, Joy Boy. Sure, things taste pretty sweet right now. And why not? The world looks pretty tasty through a pair of bath salts glasses; where life is just one hellish hallucination after another. But tell me this, smart guy: what's gonna happen when you start coming down? Did you ever wonder if maybe one day the bath salts won't work quite as well? Of course you didn't. You thought you could just paint your face blue and enjoy a mind-crushing vision of a transsexual Satanic monkey devouring your live, flaming entrails for the small price of a bag of industrial poison labeled "Bath Salts - Not For Human Consumption", on sale at every Pakistani bodega.

But you just think about this, Pop Tart - you have to pay the piper. Soon - maybe not today, maybe not even tomorrow, but soon - you'll go from having fun visions of cannibalizing some homeless psychotic's nose, to actually doing it in real life. And it's a lot different when you tear his stinking, unwashed scrotum off with your own teeth and chew on his bloody testicles like they were flesh gumballs in real life instead of watching it in a dream. And let me tell you, Poppin' Fresh - pubic hair is no substitute for dental floss. But that's life on the salt flats, my young friend. You'd better get used to it. And while you're at it, you'd better sharpen up your teeth: those testicles are tough as hell.

Dum da dum dum......Dum da dum dum DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

That's pretty good.  In my mind's eye, I can see Harry Morgan standing beside Joe, nodding his head in that knowing way.

David Wil-work-for-cock.  I couldn't help myself.  How many times has this poor bastard heard this and similar?  It's really no wonder that he is maladjusted and delusional.

Quote from: PortlandDangler on June 19, 2012, 11:48:57 AM
That's Norry's SEX FACE!

Jesus, man!  Have you no decency???  I'd rather think about my Grandma's sex face (whatever that might be).

Quote from: Oversoul on June 18, 2012, 05:34:17 AM
Rodney King dead at 47, found in pool: http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/national_world&id=8705200

Now, what was that life all about?   

I'm sure there are untold numbers of Rodney Kings in every major city of the US, they just didn't get videotaped.

Quote from: McPhallus on June 17, 2012, 08:28:00 PM
I have to admire him for coming here and trying to have a serious discussion.  His posts (so far) have been fairly even-handed.  I don't get the sense that he's trolling (time will tell, though).

I do agree that he probably should've started a separate thread, though.

Come on.... it's really one of you Noory haters in a fake new account, stirring up the pot for fun.  That is all it could be.

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 12:14:19 AM
It was Hoaxcock... april 1st show... april fools day very appropriate.

David Wiltcock??  David Weecock??  I'll bet that guy has heard all the ...cock variations, poor bastard.  But they are probably all accurate.

SGU?? What is that, Steven Greer's Universe??  I don't know...