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Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2017, 09:06:27 PM
At that range he would have had to aim about 10 feet higher than his target and the bullet may not have had enough energy to penetrate the tank. The velocity would have dropped in half and the energy would have dropped by about 2/3rds. Too tired to do the calculation factoring in the 320’ elevation.

That's going to be a double wall tank. Not much chance of it blowing

Let's get back to bashing Snoory. All this NFL is a moot point. No one is watching that crap anymore.

Quote from: Jojo on October 14, 2017, 01:06:45 PM
Annie has gotten a little more hardball-y, I noticed.

Annie is a fucking moron.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 11, 2017, 05:10:51 PM
I have always been told that nothing is perfect, but I am convinced the Jorge is a perfect asshole.

He's such a perfect douchebag that Massengill should sponsor him.

I was so disappointed that George was back on the air last night. I was hoping he'd fought another round with Totino's pizza rolls and they'd gotten the better of him.

I think every venture George goes into is a money loser. Sure wish his ass could somehow get kicked off C2C. What a bloviated hack.............

Here's to hoping George doesn't come back. It's been a GREAT few days without his ass............

Quote from: albrecht on October 09, 2017, 05:47:29 PM
He is a Canadian so would be too polite to criticize Norry, who sucks. Syrett is growing on me also and it is fun to hear his reaction to the events that happen in a large, multicultural, diverse country with lots of drugs, guns and crazy people. Especially when he takes callers or hears the grand conspiracy theories about violent and horrible events and crimes or when the caller casually mentions that his "boss-wife-family-coworkers-pick your person" thinks "he needs meds" or "be committed." To these callers you hear him saying things like "good lord" under his breath.

Richard cracks me up. I love his delivery.

Quote from: ShayP on October 09, 2017, 12:38:30 PM
The vast majority are ass-kissers.  Half are the same callers you hear daily.  Noory has done a good job of sheltering himself from criticism from the everyday folk who just want to make one call and get their question or point across.  Even if a one in a million random caller mentions something he doesn't care for, or gives a constructive criticism, he jettisons them or doesn't let them finish.

If you're not willing to toss George's salad........... you can't be on the show.

Drinking game challenge for tonight. Every time they mention Tangy Tangerine on Jorch's show, we've gotta take a drink.

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2017, 06:44:49 PM
He was on with Clyde Lewis last week. Clyde kept defending him on Twitter saying he was a medical doctor. I kept showing him proof he wasn’t but that didn’t stop Clyde from singing his praises all night.

Doc Wallet is a veterinarian. And granted, if I had kennel cough I'd damn sure let him treat me. But the good doc has been affiliated with many multilevel marketing schemes over the years. I sold Essential Minerals for him back in the mid 90s.

Jorch is such a putz. I'm tired off all the psychics and mediums.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 04, 2017, 01:08:05 AM
Yes, but don't you think that people are acting really weird these day, Swishypants...I mean, REALLY weird? 

Don't you think this show sucks these days, like REALLY sucks?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 30, 2017, 07:59:08 AM
What's his email address?

TDanheiser@premiernetworks.com

I've had a bitter email feud going back and forth between me and Danheiser.

I finally got him to make an insensitive remark of a homophobic nature. I wanna run with it. Take it to his higher ups.

We sold all just load Danheiser's inbox with hate email. The dumb fat fucks feels the need to respond to all of them, so we could really tie his weekend up.

Quote from: Swishypants on September 29, 2017, 02:36:44 PM
Two chicks at one time during my sophomore year of college is about as Supersexual as I ever got.

Sex with poultry............ always hot..........

LMAO. Gotta revive this thread. I had the great Tommy Danheiser call my local po-po on me for harassing them.

I see George wearing a propeller had and dressing like The Beaver ever day.

Quote from: chefist on September 28, 2017, 04:18:56 PM
Hey, that's one of those "$400" microphones...is that the key to success on the radio?

Noory talks into a Dixie cup with a string pulled tight.

Quote from: Jojo on September 28, 2017, 04:13:17 PM
He said he kept Art's employees.  How did Art cover expenses without running so many ads?

I don't see Tommee ever working for Art.

If Jorch was a real man, he'd fly without a net. No producer. No call screener. Do it Art Bell style. Don't be a pussy. Quit trying to look younger than you are, that just looks ridiculous.

Be a man and do a paranormal based radio show. And cut the snake oil salesman gig.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 28, 2017, 10:34:41 AM
It comes down to personal preferences.  Personally, the only C2C guest host I care for is Knapp.  As far as any other major paranormal host, I'll tune into Clyde Lewis.  Great voice for radio but, for me, he can be hit and miss.  I enjoy him on most paranormal stuff, especially if he has a guest but may turn him off if he's off on some kind of meme monologue or blathering around about some daily MSM news item of the moment.

One option to consider is you might consider just getting a recorder and using it each night for the C2C shows you want to listen to later.  I used to do that when Art was on, with my Pogo’s Radio YourWay LX.  I got it years ago and it still works for recording radio shows digitally for playback.  I believe it's been discontinued but you might find something more recent if you look around, either for recording streaming or OTA broadcasts.  Sorry, I haven't Googled for anything recently since the Pogo still works.

Can we do a Change.org or something else in that capacity and present that to the network? I just wanna see Jorch retire. Hand over the reigns to someone worth a shit. Jorch just sounds so dispassionate doing an interview. He really doesn't give a shit about the genre.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 28, 2017, 10:11:07 AM
My recommendation?  Cancel your Coast insider subscription.  A subscription for me would be like paying someone to dump sewage on my lawn.

I like ALL of his guest hosts. Yes, even Lisa Garr. So I subscribe just for the nights he's off. I can't be up at night when the show is live so I listen the next day.

Give me options as to getting my paranormal fix and I'll cancel my subscription. I listen to Syrett's show on YouTube. But that only gets me Monday morning content.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 28, 2017, 09:43:20 AM
Are you kidding?  Tommee actually contacted your local authorities?  You didn't threaten Jorch, I hope.

It used to be Jorch or one of his flunkies would just call you a loser or tell you to "getta life."  He was always so receptive to improving himself through listener critiques.   

No threats. I'm just being a pain in the ass. I wanna know why I paid for a Coast insider subscription for Jorge's personal email, and then the bastard never responds? There can't really be that many people paying for this shit.

Attention forum. You can't email Jorge anymore and tell him he sucks. Or grade his show. I emailed and told him he deserved a D- for a recent interview he did.

Tommee reached out to my local police department. Great thing about small towns, I got a heads up about Tommee's complaint.

Talk about thin skinned. I see Jorge/Tommee are about to play the bullied card.

Richard is a great host. I'd love to see him take the reigns at Coast.

Adam Blai was a pretty good guest. Such a shame he had to endure a full Fumblegums interview.

Quote from: mv on April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

Thread bump. What a f*#@ing idiot.............

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 21, 2017, 12:50:30 PM
You project well. No schooling. At least 3 different video consoles. And the credit cards are maxed out so uou can't get your carnivora.

Go write some letters to premier. Why don't you ever get the balls to actually call in and ask them why they don't recite the disclaimers?  Why do you even listen to them?  Thomas in La Jolla sends you his book reviews?  Does Annie from Alabama follow you on Facebook?  Inquiring minds want to know.

LMAO............. I can't stand Thomas in La Jolla or that ignorant gash Annie.

Let's all pile into The Great Greek Restaurant in Sherman Oaks while George tries to do the live event. And let's treat the restaurant owner to an upper decker. Its the least we can do for allowing his establishment to host a deplorable like Jorge.

Quote from: Gd5150 on September 18, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
It's needs a helluva a lot more than a touch. Its so stale it needs a...

Can I fantasize that this is Lisa Garr? I don't want her on the show. But that voice and this visual...........    hey. I'll BRB

Coast needs an enema. To dislodge that antique turd perched behind the mic stinking the place up.

Quote from: Swishypants on September 26, 2017, 06:58:33 AM
http://picosong.com/ka67/
Who did this? It's hysterical!

This is amazingly funny.