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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

Started by Jackstar, July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM

Jackstar

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!


Dateline

You are going about this all wrong.  You can join paranormaldate.com, becoming member 48,001.00 and find a lady with a like mind. 

It would begin something like this, "I have been a member of a coven for 18 years, and I do read the news daily to perform my spells where they are most needed."  Where do you go from there?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Dateline on July 09, 2016, 07:04:54 PM
You are going about this all wrong.  You can join paranormaldate.com, becoming member 48,001.00 and find a lady with a like mind. 

It would begin something like this, "I have been a member of a coven for 18 years, and I do read the news daily to perform my spells where they are most needed."  Where do you go from there?

This is Jackstar. It has to be conspiracydate.com

akwilly

Quote from: Jackstar on July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM
I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!
what the hell man. She has a job and is clueless of what goes on in the world. Sounds like a perfectly fine lady


Lilith

Quote from: Jackstar on July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM
I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

What?  No pictures?

ItsOver

There's always Bobo.  You can date him without ever meeting him.

In other words, she didn't know about Building Seven, did she?

Just keep hitting F5 until this little jewel of happiness pops up.

Wham!   Problem solved.

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 09, 2016, 08:54:56 PM
Just keep hitting F5 until this little jewel of happiness pops up.

Wham!   Problem solved.
Perfect! One for JS, one for Bobo.


WOTR

For you, Jackstar.  You may want to pay special attention to the advice starting at around 3:30.  Now, as I understand things, the history channel has went downhill, but there are still alternatives.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBI9U3QVlI

SredniVashtar

To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get. Most of the women he tries it on with are so old that it's not so much dating as carbon dating.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2016, 01:42:38 PM
To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get. Most of the women he tries it on with are so old that it's not so much dating as carbon dating.

That was unnecessarily mean. Although with your joke on the end I can't tell if this was an autistic attempt at humor.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: VoteQuimby on July 10, 2016, 01:49:10 PM
That was unnecessarily mean. Although with your joke on the end I can't tell if this was an autistic attempt at humor.

Yeah, sure, I was deadly serious, you helpless dope. Why don't you just fuck off if this is the best you have? I never see anything from you that isn't accompanied by the scraping sound of a very shallow barrel.


Quote from: aldousburbank on July 10, 2016, 01:55:52 PM
http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

Gosh - where was this lecture when I was just a young pup?    Would have saved me some
trouble.  Only advice I got from my old man was him handing me a rubber and saying:
QuoteUse this.   Stay out of the corn hole and you'll be ok

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2016, 01:55:06 PM
Yeah, sure, I was deadly serious, you helpless dope. Why don't you just fuck off if this is the best you have? I never see anything from you that isn't accompanied by the scraping sound of a very shallow barrel.

;D Someone is cranky today. Got those bad feels, eh?

Hey Jackstar.  Here's a gal who has a thing for you.



Her number is 666-666-5309.  Give her a call.  She's ready and waiting.


Quote from: Jackstar on July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM
I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?


Jackstar

Alrighty then; I'm not really single any more. I guess it's time to read this thread.


Quote"Could it be a portal?"

Jackstar

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 12, 2016, 03:18:22 AM
How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?

Look, look--I'm a lover, not a prognosticator.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Jackstar on July 14, 2016, 07:17:59 PM
Look, look--I'm a lover, not a prognosticator.

How you could be single is a fucking mystery.

Jackstar

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 10, 2016, 02:11:45 PM
Hey Jackstar.  Here's a gal

Is this... is this kind of low-impact trite tripe your A game, or your sister?


Jackstar

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2016, 01:42:38 PM
To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdU1SV7A0

Jackstar

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 09, 2016, 08:31:16 PM
In other words, she didn't know about Building Seven, did she?

Didn't even get that far.


"Where do you get your news?"

"Facebook"

"How do you find out about new technological advancement?"

"I don't"

screaming internally

Lilith

Quote from: Jackstar on July 14, 2016, 07:26:16 PM
Didn't even get that far.


"Where do you get your news?"

"Facebook"

"How do you find out about new technological advancement?"

"I don't"

screaming internally

Did she ask you about bellgab?

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