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Tuck yer shit JoJo, the head is purple!

GO FORTH! Go forth on this fine THORS DAY morning my childrens, and DESTROY!!! 


https://youtu.be/SGOfD2OWQmU

GUNS! GUNS! BUNS!

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 11, 2018, 03:49:30 AM

See! That's why we're friends! In High School you and I would have sat at the same table in the Quad at lunch, and blown spit-wads into the back of RITCHIES' fat Scottish head!

There he goes! Being a pig-shit thick Star Trek fucker!

https://youtu.be/32bdevGClD4

Do you guys ever just get down on your knees and Thank God I showed up here to save you from your sad-dilettante finger-fucks? Nice forum you got here NERDS!

I've got a sour-dough yeast brewing up in a mason jar based off the old Dallas Mansion Hotel recipe (who in-turn procured it from the original Four Seasons Hotel in Paris). I'm feeding it for 8 days; gonna' be a prize winner! Fresh, hot, crispy-soft, sourdough rolls with butter and jam anytime! Keep them in a glass cake pedestal in the kitchen on a doilie. Delicious! We're talking WWI level French Sourdough Bread here. None of you peasants have ever tasted its' like, and never will! Not "elite" enough! I, I'm better than you. It's true.


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This one goes out to Ritchie! You were terrible honey, but thanks for pearls off your night-stand, SWINE!


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That's a panty-drop right there Gentlemen! Par for the course! I'll meet up with you at Tee Time, after I save this whore from chipped finger nails. 

Do you want to be taken for a ride? Of course you do! 

Weightless! Tumbling dice on Gods' most dangerous bet! The smell of the pistons crusting engine oil into brittle! Fuel gushing! All needles pegged! The sink of the pocket, and slam of the turns; as you feel nothing but FANGS OUT! Immortal. Rapier in focus! Glorious in every way! Sweat dripping. Muscles straining. SEX ON FIRE! - God damn everything I do is pure excellence!

The guns were always loaded Mademoiselle, but the safeties didn't switch-off until I saw you! *clink-clink*

"Smart motherfuckers, seem like Crazy motherfuckers, to Stupid motherfuckers" Ritchie!

These are the basis for the X-Wings in George Lucas' once magnificent franchise.

I can only confirm that 2 XIVe's were put on the active duty line in Burma during the last two weeks of the war. (one with the white cowling, and one flat black [meaning it wasn't painted upon arriving in India before being deployed]) They ran photo-recon for about 10 days before the secession of hostilities. Rarest Combat Spits!

Figher Pilots are brave. Photo-Recon Pilots are the Iron-men of balls-out adrenaline! One lone jockey, blazing across the tree-tops, with a single mission; dragging every flack battery, machine-gun nest, rifle, and enemy fighter in the area in tow! "COME ON FUCKERS! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!"   The mission complete, he arcs into the azure blue--the griffin chugging at firewall throttle--and RTB's for a cool chibuli and a nice rape of a local Mamason; a job well done Sir!


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I'm going this route with the livery. You fuckin' LOVE IT! Yeah BITCH!  (Black nose however)



It's so late-war British! You can almost hear the crushing heart-break surrounding it as the Empire faded away with one last barrel-role into the tropical sunset! There went the LAST heterosexual Limey!

I had to do some shit to my model! God I love building plastic models. But only in 1:48 scale. 1:32 is too big, and 1:72 is too Euro-fag! 1:144 is rice-dick shit. 1:24 is just God damn freakish!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 01:12:14 AM
Brilliant! My reverse psychology plan to get him to STFU seems to have worked. You're welcome, everyone. 

You think you're Brain, but you're really Pinky, RITCHIE!  Naaarf!

Quote from: TigerLily on January 11, 2018, 12:40:29 AM
Nice to see you Mr. Vashtar. Hope you find it interesting. If not, you know who to blame .... Trump!    At least that's who I blame for everything, now that jazmunda isn't here to kick around anymore

Trump did not make you sleep with the entire football team in High School whore! You came from a good family too! You did that and so much more deviant sexual shit, because you are just a nasty whore to the core! Your pussy makes Mr. Magoo sounds when you walk! (walks pigeon toed and lists to the left a little)

Quote from: TigerLily on January 11, 2018, 12:27:28 AM
First there are fires. Then there are mudslides.

She's describing anal sex with a bi-curious faggot that had a scorching case of herpes! She thought she could "turn him" by having him try it "furry style" with her, but even her butt was too loose for him.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 12:30:53 AM
Swishypants, you stupid, cock sucking faggot!

I just wanted to say that knowing I won't have to read his stupid response and that he'll now shit out a page of autism in response for your entertainment. Now, go monkey go! 

https://youtu.be/ap87QgZKTNw

They gave me a GUN Ritchie! The BIG one!



"I wish that I could really tell you
All the things that happened to me
And all that I have seen."

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 08:02:22 PM
The Bellgab cupid strikes again! Another love connection! 

I was abducted by Aliens, did 10 years in their Special Forces, and have returned as sole-survivor from the wastelands to become King Turdle, here on Shit Mountain! You will bend the knee to me or I'll burn this motherfucker to smudgen-cinder! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All is rat-tat-tat and det. coord!


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Petty Officer 1st Class Kristian Saucier? Saucier! Obvious Mexican is OBVIOUS! MS-13 infiltration of the Navy's mobile phone program.


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God damnit! Are you going to fight me or what?

Cornish Game Hens, wild-rice and Green Geans' Almondene tonight Pud. Some simple goose pate on sliced/toasted baguette to start. And a lovely apple pop-over ala mode for desert! Of course we'll serve coffee afterward. How are you?

Pud is busy doing butt stuff with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 07:20:59 PM

Don't disappoint me Luke! They should be indelibly etched on your brain. Then again, you didn't recognise the Spiteful or Seafang... 

Oh, I recognized them. I was just doing my traditional troll dance for your stroking pleasure.

pate is a legend in his own mind, but it does mind!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 07:14:08 PM
Not at all..C135s, C141, C130s...

just hitting random keys isn't communication Pud.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 07:12:22 PM

I've covered it sweetcheeks.. I left you some homework. I want it in by next monday.

God I hope you're more amusing than MD is. He's really in the abyss this time. I think that switchblade comb he got in Jr. High might be close at-hand. Watch him. We don't want him to do anything rash, to his rash.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 07:10:46 PM
I went out for coffee with a pilot friend of mine. We discussed elevator trim, cg, turbine spool up, APUs and of course ILS.

Emoji's and X-Plane 11 huh?

Quote from: pate on January 10, 2018, 07:08:09 PM
I got this one Pudophile.

Hey Swish, isn't it thyme for yore meds?

You're weird, and self-amusing; this is why I ignore you most of the time. Your posts are just too stupid to make fun of.