Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Taaroa]

Maybe an announcement would be in order when you make the nearest trainstation exit only after a game, rather than telling people after they get there that they need to walk another 20min through the pouring rain.

[Juan]

I had not remembered the rebels as such racists. Only the two white males got medals at the end. Nether the Wookie nor the Droids got one. Bastards.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IvbnisTKoQ

[21st Century Man]

This is about as stupid as it gets.  I got a good laugh out of it though.  I can't believe people buy into this flim flam man's con.  They must have had a quick dress rehearsal before the service.  The acting is atrocious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQeqk5YzbM

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH1Ji-UfxWk

[Jackstar]

[JesusJuice]

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/808718180277485572

[Big Chicken]

Would like to buy me an orange centaur     :

[Inglorious Bitch]

[Yorkshire pud]

Would like to buy me an orange centaur     :

With yellow and brown corset?

[Big Chicken]

With yellow and brown corset?

Well it doesn't make me a bad person.

[TigerLily]

Dear Giant Meteor

What's taking you so long?

Love, TigerLily

NASA Scientist Says Earth Is Due for ‘Extinction-Level’ Event

Earth is due for an “extinction-level” event from the sky, and even if we see it coming, we won’t be able to do anything about it, a NASA scientist said Monday.

Speaking at a meeting in San Francisco, Dr. Joseph Nuth of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center said large asteroids and comets, the type that could wipe out civilization, are extremely rare, but tend to hit “50 to 60 million years apart.” Given that a comet wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, one could argue that we’re slightly past “due.”

[JesusJuice]

You want everyone on Earth to be killed just because your U.S. Presidential candidate lost?

[TigerLily]

You want everyone on Earth to be killed just because your U.S. Presidential candidate lost?

Just want to shake things up. Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. But you're right. Don't want to ruin everything. Maybe a weaponized virus would be better

[TigerLily]

Just want to shake things up. Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. But you're right. Don't want to ruin everything. Maybe a weaponized virus would be better. Now I know what I want for Christmas 

[GravitySucks]

Just want to shake things up. Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. But you're right. Don't want to ruin everything. Maybe a weaponized virus would be better. Now I know what I want for Christmas 

Hmmmm, if we could modulate the NPR carrier signal with the proper sub harmonic resonance patterns, we could maybe get all the liberals to march like lemmings into the sea. Problems solved.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hmmmm, if we could modulate the NPR carrier signal with the proper sub harmonic resonance patterns, we could maybe get all the liberals to march like lemmings into the sea. Problems solved.

[In hushed NPR tone] You're listening to NPR as you march happily off a cliff, into the sea. Up next, the history of onions. 

[JesusJuice]

Just want to shake things up. Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. But you're right. Don't want to ruin everything. Maybe a weaponized virus would be better

I saw what you originally wrote.

[TigerLily]

I saw what you originally wrote.

But I thought better of it.  The current one is my final answer.  That has taken place before my final solution

[JesusJuice]

But I thought better of it.  The current one is my final answer.  That has taken place before my final solution

Oy vey!

[TigerLily]

Hmmmm, if we could modulate the NPR carrier signal with the proper sub harmonic resonance patterns, we could maybe get all the liberals to march like lemmings into the sea. Problems solved.

Actually I've heard they have identified the Trumpbot gene (the carriers are already acting like lemmings). It's some kind of throwback to Cro Magnon

[Dr. MD MD]

Actually I've heard they have identified the Trumpbot gene (the carriers are already acting like lemmings). It's some kind of throwback to Cro Magnon.

You're not fooling anyone. You love my protruding brow and you know it. 

[TigerLily]

Oy vey!

You know I love irony

[TigerLily]

You're not fooling anyone. You love my protruding brow and you know it. 

True but you need a serious waxing

[Dr. MD MD]

True but you need a serious waxing

We only worship one God. Why have two eyebrows?!  :

[21st Century Man]

I have an idea for a hit movie.  An updated remake of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? with Madonna in the Bette Davis role. Cher can play the Joan Crawford role.  Jonah Hill can play the Victor Buono role.  John Waters can direct.

[Dr. MD MD]

I have an idea for a hit movie.  An updated remake of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? with Madonna in the Bette Davis role. Cher can play the Joan Crawford role.  Jonah Hill can play the Victor Buono role.  John Waters can direct.

I like it! Let's do lunch. 

[21st Century Man]

I like it! Let's do lunch. 

Shit man.  I should be a Hollywood producer.  I could make Hollywood great again.

[Dr. MD MD]

Shit man.  I should be a Hollywood producer.  I could make Hollywood great again.

You should! Both women are batshit crazy. It would be fun to see a 90 minute prolonged cat fight between them, if only to exercise the Trump demons. 

I really would like to see another Waters movie though. That guy is hilarious!

[21st Century Man]

You should! Both women are batshit crazy. It would be fun to see a 90 minute prolonged cat fight between them, if only to exercise the Trump demons. 

Barbra Streisand can sing the theme song so she won't feel left out. She can play Baby Jane's mother in some flashbacks.