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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 24, 2022, 12:01:08 PM...the coup attemptmostly peaceful protest on Jan 6th resulted in dozens of police being injured, five killed, and ...

Could you provide the names of the five police officers "killed," time and date of their deaths, and what the "cause of death" was determined to be (in each of the five cases)?

Some sort of supporting documentation to go along with that information would be nice as well.

TIA

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 22, 2022, 10:42:57 PM.., as a black man I'm free ...

YAY!

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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 22, 2022, 09:02:20 PMNo Biden is a shitty sack of lies there's a difference 🥳

I approve this message.

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"WHO farted in the elevator?"

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 22, 2022, 07:45:05 PMUnless you're a Democrat or globalist RepublicanCommunist Faggot and then you can get away with it...

Reads butter that whey!

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 22, 2022, 06:52:22 PMNo theythe hobo elite wouldn't. This is about criminalizing an opposition that's WAY more popular than themthe hobo elite, plain and simple, just like you.

FIFI?

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 21, 2022, 08:36:12 PM

Would you please stop farting in the elevator, Doc?

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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 11:12:12 AMI feel kind of bad, we (ok me mostly  :( ) bullied our international contingent so they could not enjoy the State Funeral.  Pud hasn't commented since the queen showed up late, and Shreddie is just shuffling around with his hands in his pockets pretending he didn't watch it.  I even threw a few favorable remarks on the Scots so Bob Grau would feel welcome, he is here too rarely.  I'm sorry, guys; I am just teasing and I love you all  :-*

I am more worried that Roz has possibly fallen into a coma due to the sheer entertainment value of the whole thing...

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 20, 2022, 08:13:05 PMWhat? Isn't this country? 

It certainly is country:


...if you play it right.

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The following story is from the The Betoota Advocate (they're 'Stralian, btw), a recent discovery of mine:

Quote from: https://www.betootaadvocate.com"Okay. You Can Give It A Fucking Rest Now" Nation Tells ABC Suck-Ups



In case you have spent the last week fixing fences in the back of the Simpson desert, you might not be aware that Queen Elizabeth II is no longer alive.

However, with the occasional snippet of ABC National radio in the work ute, there is very little chance that even the most isolated and remote Australians would have missed the biggest story the Australian media has ever spent a week regurgitating.

After seven days of non-stop coverage, speculation and live-crosses with experts – the brazen Anglophilic news coverage has only confirmed the catastrophic identity crisis currently rippling through the 90-year-old public broadcaster...

Honestly, I had no idea that the American Broadcasting Corporation aired in Australia!  Apparently, they only get the ABC radio and not the telly-vision broadcast.  I too am not a big fan of ABC radio.  This story alone confirms that the The Betoota Advocate is a trusted News Service in line with the MAPA ideals.

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/self-reported:  vainglorious SPAM-ing of user-created thread

As a proud military veteran of both the United States Armed Forces, and the Six-Star General and CinC of the PFDRp, I always like to see what is happening in the military world.  I find that the Duffel Blog has it's finger on the pulse of the military.

Quote from: https://www.duffelblog.comMake-A-Wish kid gets 'Day 1 recycled' at Ranger school



EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — Billy Gunderson, a six-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation participant, was just days away from graduating from the Army's Ranger school when the cadre informed the youngster he was a "day-one recycle," meaning that he would have to re-start the 61-day leadership school from the beginning.

"Rules are rules," said Staff Sgt. Jesse Garner, a Ranger Instructor. "Students can only eat when we say they can and that little maggot was stuffing his face without permission. I don't care if it's a chocolate pound cake or the fucking handful of pills I caught him choking down after the final patrol."

"Besides, he's never going to grow up to be a man if he can't overcome a little adversity," Garner added...

I am considering putting SSG Garner in charge of the soon-be-formed Very Special Forces 'Tard (I BDE), I like the cut of Garner's jib.

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This interesting article from The Weekly World News deals with some of the happenings with our Proud Union Bretheren:

Quote from: https://weeklyworldnews.comTrain Robbers Back Railroad Strikers, Refuse to Cross Picket Line!

Omaha – The nation's largest union for train robbers announced that they would not cross the picket lines in support of railroad workers currently on strike against the nation's largest freight carriers.

"They say there is no honor among thieves, and that there are no lines we will not cross, but that is not true," said United Steal Workers president Jedidiah McFarland, "We honor and do not cross picket lines!"

Members of the train robbers' union raised their own pickets, as well as a little bit of hell, to show support for their rail worker brethren.

"We may come from different sides of the track, but we share a common cause," said Idaho gang leader Marcus Sparks, "We just want to get rightfully or wrongly ours from the fat cats who are the real thieves, stealing the labor of the working class!.."

The MAPA KamPain does not officially endorse, nor accept the endorsement of any specific Union.  I plan on making a statement in my Official Capacity on this subject Really Soon Now.  That being said, I appreciate both the Railroad Unions and the Train Robbers Union.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"

The following article from the Burrard Street Journal highlights not only the more important current economic state of the United States, it also reflects the economic state  our soon to be newest 51st State:

Quote from: https://www.burrardstreetjournal.comVancouver Woman Banned From Local Café For "Only" Tipping 20%

KITSILANO, VA—A 38-year-old mother of two has been banned from her local café after the cafe's owner took to social media to complain about the woman's "disgraceful" 20% tip.

"These workers have to live, you know? Have you no decency?" the café owner wrote in a series of Facebook posts. "My staff earn an absolute pittance and it's because of people like you..."

It is unclear if this economically challenged "café" is a coffee shop-type that serves only pastries, or a more full service "café" that might carry the more proper appelation "bistro", Nautical Shore.

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Two Hundred Sixty-three, Terrible Tuesday"AYE COMM OBLAST" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "OVER ARCHON" : "EYE DEW"
ALCON,

In the interest of providing a secure location for the gathering, conglomeration, and indexing of highly trusted news sources for MAPA campaign purposes, general amusement, and edification;  I have decided, after much thought and research:  to establish here that place and/or thread.

I am well aware, as I am of many things, of the two similarly titled threads in the "Politics" section of BellGab/chan.  They may be found here & here respectively.

I have decided to create this one, the "Official MAPA News Service" here in the "Random" section of this site for two primary reasons and several tertiary reasons.

1.     The "Random" section of this message board is more in line with MAPA ideals than the "Politics" section
2.     One of the primary goals of the MAPA initiative is to do away with both Politics and Hypocrisy
3&c. One of the great many tertiary ideals on the quite lengthy, voluminous, and expansive MAPA List dealing with that subject is, of course, Fun

Below this initial post, I shall share a few stories that tickled me, for reasons.

Below this sentence I will list several trusted news sites;  although it may seem to be:  this List is far from exhaustive, unabridged, or complete.

Free Wood Post
Beyond The Echo Chamber
The Lapine
Wah Sarkar | वाह सरकार!
NewsBiscuit
The Rising Wasabi
Real Raw News

I, my shirtless running-mate, and the rest of the MAPA team welcome reader submissions from any news source that we feel might be a Trusted MAPA News Source™, you can Take That To The Bank, (less my standard 25% cut)!

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 19, 2022, 11:20:53 AM...I did not expect Trumpiepoo to show up in Westminster Abbey since he was Not Invited, but there he was...

I imagine he must have been a fan?

Did any of the other former Presidents show up or are the rest going to attend the Official Quean's 'Membrance™ in DC on the 21st?

Which they all were invited to (except for Dark Brandon, I think he was left off that list).

Nautical Shore.

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What is most confusing to me about Chris Stigall's show is that it is immediately followed by the Chris Plante Show for an hour before Douche "I'll Suck On Bologna For $50 And Show You How At My How To Get Rich Seminars" Ramsey.

Did I mention that I don't like Douche Ramsey?

I digress, Chris Plante is even more of a beast than Stigall, and perhaps a bit funnier.

I bet Douche Ramsey could fellate both Stigall and Plante to completion in under one minute.  At $50 a shot, that works out to $6,000/hr if Ramsey has enough "customers" lined up!  No wonder the guy is rich and always telling people to eat Bologna and not Steak, and inviting them to attend his seminars where he will demonstrate his Ramsey Way To Riches™, which undoubtably involves uvulas and Bologna.

Anyway, neither Chris engages in fag-talk with a faggy voice like Douche Ramsey.  Plante's is probably the more manly voice.

I wish KCMO would drop Douche Ramsey and get someone else to fill his time slot...

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Quote from: JaxTard on September 17, 2022, 09:54:58 PM

yawn

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Quote from: JaxTard on September 17, 2022, 10:00:36 PM

Bqwhatevah.

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Quote from: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 09:42:14 PM

Are you my new cyber-stalker, or the same old one?

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Quote from: albrecht on September 17, 2022, 09:37:17 PMIt, sorta, does. Takk! But I still say sorta! So confusing but a good start. One thinks Bible is hard with the begets and begats but, then one, goes into the sagas. Often of which have somewhat conflicting tales. Note this is why Bible and Sagas are more truthful than some think. Because even a simple car accident has different versions, and all will say what they saw, did, recollect, are true. All lawyers and cops will tell you worst kind of truth (though will USE to their advantage since our biases.) I digress, sorry. Unn is key to the story. She was a strong woman, so surprised not more celebrated these days.

Well, if "Unn the Deep-minded" was a female, then (if there is any sort of order to this chart) presumably "Olaf Peacock" was female.  No names were spelled "Olof," btw.

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/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 09:10:03 PMJust from what you yourself have said on previous podcasts. Perhaps you don't recall. Too much booze can do that to you.

Did I "doxx" anyone but myself?

I imagine I am easily findable, if one were determined enough.  This is true for anyone, I imagine I would have absolutely no trouble at all finding out all the relevant details about yourself should I care to.

So, are you threatening me with a "doxxing," or merely pointing out that I have provided enough information for anyone determined to "Find Me" to do so?

I chuckle at either.

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Quote from: JaxTard on September 17, 2022, 07:42:32 PM

We be



like gangstas, yo!

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Quote from: albrecht on September 17, 2022, 09:05:00 PMSpeaking of which, we have different interests and collections. BUT I'm flummoxed, I think a bad translation. But could be some weirdo proto-Hollywood type of deal. It was resolved but, at one point, in The Laxdale Saga, it said an Olof but in a way that seemed daughter. Also weird parentheses and "hersir" stuff, like some Hollywood stuff! I think translation bad because, later, no sex-mixed up. Though fun stuff that would not set well in the public these days, including a sorta auction of women held by a women! Also one notes all the nicknames. Lots of backstories that are unadressed. "Bladder-Skull?" K_dubb help me!

I have in front of me "The Sagas of the Icelanders" (permanent loan from an old friend, haven't yet read it) Penguin Group, 2001 (ISBN 0-14-100003-1) and I see there is a Chart called "Family Ties in Laxardal" p272  and the Chapter/Saga "Laxardal" pp271-559.

I will take a peek at this chart...

Hmm, the closest name on this chart is "Olaf the White" who together with "Unn the Deep-minded" had an offspring (presumably male) named "Thorstein the Red."

Wait, later down that "Thorstein the Red" line is an "Olaf Peacock" who together with "Thorgerd" had what appear to be a crap-ton of dottirs(sp?).

I am guessing that the males are on the left side of a union and the females on the right (male primacy as read from left to right) in this chart, so "Olaf the White" would be female, and "Olaf Peacock" would be a man?

Nautical Shore if this helps you at all...

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/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 09:00:53 PMI heard somewhere you didn't appreciate being doxxed very much, Rod-knee. Hypocrite much?

Are you attempting to imply that I have "doxxed" someone or are you threatening to "doxx" me?



In either case:  I encourage you to show your evidence, links, or whatever you have.

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 08:58:11 PM...
nigger
...

/reported

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 08:53:18 PM

I know you're obsessed with me but I'm not gay and even if I were you wouldn't be my type, Rod-knee. Back to K_Dubb ya go!

YAY!

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 08:46:05 PMTL;DCR

I "ficks" that for you, you surly mint:

"Too Long;  Can't Read"

Hear, a vidya:


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/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 07:11:44 PMI can pretty much guarantee that I've read more in my life than you have in your pathetic, drunken excuse for one. Do you even remember anything you've read?!

P.S. Go suck Patrick Mahomes dick some more. :-*

You could come take a look at the books I have read (the ones I have kept, and not given away) on my bookshelves here in my office if you like.

You might want to borrow a few of the tomes on my Politics shelf;  my full set of the "Great Books of the Western World" are unfortunately not available for loan (I haven't read ALL of them quite yet) as they were a gift to me from my mother who happened to be a librarian before she retired.  The library she was working at was going to throw them away, too much space!

Of additional interest (and need) to you might be the several English textbooks, dictionaries (encyclopedic, unabridged some of them.  Although the small Collegiate dictionary I read cover-to-cover between 4th & 5th grade still resides with my folks, who have a smallish collection of some of my other books, isn't here in my office).

I even have a few old Latin textbooks from the '50s, haven't finished with those yet:  use them more as a reference material from time to time.

Did you learn any Latin in you Doctorin' Skool?

I am amazed that you are so much more literate than you writing abilities seem to indicate.

I would love to have a drink and get retarded with you.  I bet it would be a hoot.

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/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 17, 2022, 06:55:20 PMBy the ocean these days, I'll just leave it at that.

Noice!  Better than the van down by the river, I bet.



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/self-reported:  off-topic

Quote from: albrecht on September 17, 2022, 04:40:48 PMChokwe Antar Lumumba. DEFINITELY an evil white guy! Probably an evil Christian also! And some kind of crypto-Trumper even! Would an abortion-mill use water? Not there due to this evil whitey! And the rest of the city officials, likely the workers at the facilities, are certainly evil Whites. Cutting off the water!  When water needed for abortions! Evil people.

Alby,

I have no idea what this means:

You cannot view this attachment.

But it was inspired by your above words, I felt a great disturbance in the meme-Force that compelled me to create it.

I found during the construction of this masterpiece that I had to modify my previous meme-AlGorhythms for the borders around the text.  It seemed to demand the emphasis.

That being said:  I worked really hard on it, try not to laugh.

I truly do not understand what I have created, and do Not See what current application it may (or may not) have but am convinced it must be preserved for the future (and for The Children™).

Perhaps you might find something to do with it, I release it into the wild to see what happens.



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"In Soviet Russia everyone gets joke."
    -Yakov Smirnoff

I suppose the American corollary to that is:

"If election integrity is a joke then Joe Biden is the punchline."
    -unknown

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