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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Renaldo

The first hit when you google: Dave Noory sucks comes right to this thread.

Simply awesome.


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Philosopher on September 08, 2013, 11:10:05 PM

You could have submitted the best star trek story ever written and still be rejected.  It isn't about quality.  It's about who you happen to know.

It's worse than that, really. It's who your agent knows. You're at the mercy of a system in that gig. Thankfully e-books are breaking that system in the publishing industry. Dunno if it will ever happen with film and TV though.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: bateman on September 08, 2013, 11:11:20 PM
Agreed. Hey, for once I can't wait for open lines with George!


Noory is too vacuous to realize that enabling Oates to get back on C2C was also like playing with fire.  The pizza roll thing would seem like nothing if that guy blew up in his face.

Divine

Quote from: SR-71 on September 08, 2013, 09:11:32 PM
The First Person to comment on page 1200 will get a "get out of Probing" card so they will not be probed by alien greys.

:o

Marc.Knight

Quote from: SR-71 on September 08, 2013, 09:11:32 PM
The First Person to comment on page 1200 will get a "get out of Probing" card so they will not be probed by alien greys.

so... when does the probing begin?


aldousburbank

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 08, 2013, 11:09:10 PM
We should stay on topic. Coast may get a reboot soon.
Annagram of George Noory Sucks
Corny Guesser Gook

Renaldo

Hey Divine gets the Get Out of Probing Free Card!

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Divine on September 08, 2013, 11:11:08 PM
A Case of 'Pathological Generosity Not from C2C

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #35917 on: Yesterday at 08:13:49 PM »Quote On ARTBELL.COM his clock picture posted Thursday Sept 5th Same day Oates was to be on Noory.  time. 4:31.
web search Bible versus this is first one that comes up.

Top Verses Profile for Ephesians 4:31 
Rank: 1544

Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. (NIV)

Let all bitterness and indignation and wrath (passion, rage, bad temper) and resentment (anger, animosity) and quarreling (brawling, clamor, contention) and slander (evil-speaking, abusive or blasphemous language) be banished from you, with all malice (spite, ill will, or baseness of any kind). (AMP)

Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: (KJV)

GNS

That's good advice for all people. Perhaps it's no coincidence that it was the first post in this thread. On that extremely positive note (for a change), it's time to say "adios" to this diversion. I hope that my Syria/WWIII(?) thread engenders much-needed discussion and thought.


Renaldo

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 08, 2013, 11:20:20 PM
Annagram of George Noory Sucks
Corny Guesser Gook


I think you've hit upon something with this anagram thing. It's as if it foretells the future, and controls the past.  Here's one that hits close to home:

Scrooge nukes Gyro

You could say that gyros are a kind of pizza roll.... Fascinating.

Spinner

Quote from: bateman on September 08, 2013, 11:11:20 PM
Agreed. Hey, for once I can't wait for open lines with George!
Looking forward to it.
Make it a good one!  ;)

herbalizer

Please Bateman, tear into George somehow. I don't see how it's possible without you getting cut off first though.

aldousburbank

George Ralph Noory =
Horny Google Raper
Her Gargoyle Porno


Ok dave gets a pass for ducking out this weekend. He has a legit reason.

He thinks Oates did a great job and Oates will be back on.

Put your feelings for art aside.

Oates mentioned his website a million times, mentioned his books, asked for students, etc every chance he got. It was like listening to an infomercial!
Oates is a horrid guest plain and simple.

George also claims both bell and oates have come to terms. Really why is this still on Oates website!?!?


http://www.reversespeech.com/goodart5.htm

aldousburbank

Couldn't help it;

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zeebo

Quote from: Renaldo on September 08, 2013, 11:28:25 PM

I think you've hit upon something with this anagram thing. It's as if it foretells the future, and controls the past.  Here's one that hits close to home:

Scrooge nukes Gyro

You could say that gyros are a kind of pizza roll.... Fascinating.

Ha, I like this one.  And congratulations, your perceptive finding has now qualified you as a future C2C guest  :D

Renaldo

David John Oates Sucks =

A Cad Shod Soviets Junk
Man Will Space Walk
So hijacked vast sound

aldousburbank

What is the difference between Koko the gorilla and George Noory?
Koko was a skilled communicator.

michio

Quote from: Philosopher on September 08, 2013, 11:16:22 PM

Noory is too vacuous to realize that enabling Oates to get back on C2C was also like playing with fire.  The pizza roll thing would seem like nothing if that guy blew up in his face.

I think sNoory is too simple-minded and too amenable a man to incite rage in a raving lunatic. Art, on the other hand....

WOTR

Anagrams without Annagrammy?

David Noory=
vary odd ion
an odd ivory

Juan

I believe in keeping it simple - George Noory sucks.

George Drooly

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 08, 2013, 03:47:36 PM
What will George's next stunt be - to start playing Crystal Gayle's 'Midnight in the Desert' every show for awhile?

Perhaps they'll start re-running Art's old interviews with Art's voice removed and Georgie's fumbling stuttering non sequiturs dropped in instead? 

George Drooly

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 08, 2013, 11:05:02 PM
Personally a 7of9 fan. Assimilation never sounded so good.

You know what "7 of 9" refers to, right? AMIRITE?!

George Drooly

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 08, 2013, 11:07:20 PM
If we're going to get into sci fi favorites, the blond cylon from the BSG reboot wins over all.

Wrong -- Ornella Muti in 1980's Flash Gordon:

http://youtu.be/lOdL1qLXqLA

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