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Quote from: Nobody on May 31, 2016, 02:23:30 AMNo, no, no, no. My father always taught me, "Never desert a lady in trouble."




(He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.)

From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

Quote from: nika01 on April 12, 2009, 09:29:11 AMEd is now claiming a 20 foot accuracy. He made this "breakthrough" after Steve Fossett was found by somone else, who, by the way, wasnt looking for him.

Logically, this means that he can now find anyone he is looking for. I hope everyone remembers this next time he is off by several hundred miles.

From the Ed "No Shame" Dames thread.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on July 12, 2014, 09:16:32 PMHe is afraid someone on the other side will tell him he sucks.

From the Why is George so frightened of Ouija boards? thread.

Quote from: nextgen.fm on September 17, 2013, 11:56:12 PMI have good story about driving home one night and going over hill there was a bright flash and time was fast forwarded 5 minutes


Should I try and call in tomorrow night?

From the Steven Greer - New Energy Sources thread.

Quote from: NefariousBanana on October 14, 2011, 01:18:33 PMI might have to edit this list later on, but these would be my signature songs.

Radiohead - Subterranean Homesick Alien
Pink Floyd - Echoes (the first verse)
Aphex Twin - Xtal
Kuroshitsuji OST - Si Deus Me Relinquit
Renard - Outsider
Brian Eno - Always Returning

From the If you hosted Coast, what would your bumper music be? thread.

Quote from: nbirnes on December 18, 2013, 10:38:34 PMDo you know how freaky this sounds to someone who is new and trying to learn who people are around here?

I just wrote a heartfelt answer, sensitive and thoughtful TO A DROOLING PERSON.

In real life, I would have caught this. And you wonder why things get all screwed up.

From the Learn by the mistakes of others thread.

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on July 23, 2008, 04:23:53 PMcan't stand linda mutilated cow.  her voice reminds me of... well, something.  not sure.  but i don't like it.

sorry for my simplicity today.  i'm under a lot of stress.

From the name guests that have been on more then.. thread.

Quote from: munbeam666 on July 22, 2015, 10:57:42 PMWe all have some Neanderthal in us!!!

From the Linda Moulton Howe thread.

Quote from: Ms. C on August 11, 2014, 07:55:14 PMI was blessed to see him do a live comedy show in late 70s or early 80s here in Michigan, at the Royal Oak  Theatre.

RIP dear Robin!!!!!!!!

From the Celebrity Deaths thread.  (Robin Williams)

Quote from: danDNA on August 31, 2008, 04:56:26 AMmy liver, who after this weekend will have saved my life once again.

From the What's your favorite organ? thread.

Quote from: MrHippie on April 18, 2014, 07:28:50 PMEvery time I see Nancy Grace I feel like I'm standing in 2 inches of warm piss.

From the Things That Annoy You thread.

Quote from: MR. Spock on January 03, 2016, 08:13:54 PMRemember that Im only half human so sometimes my logic is sometimes fussy.

From the Art, George Noory, and Heather Wade thread.

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on August 18, 2008, 09:33:46 AMLol.

"Dr.Doom failed to deliver again and again. However, one claim that Dames made may have arrived early - he claimed that his remote viewing skills would no longer work by the year 2011 - Ed, not only did you hit the mark here, you were early...way early."

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 18, 2008, 11:58:40 PMyou know... i now think i recall hearing him say something about 2011.  he must have made that prediction a long time ago (maybe back in the 90s), because he would be hard pressed to continue to justify sales of his remote viewing bilge if EVEN HE can't use his "skills."  funny how those years creep on by so quickly.  wonder if he'll scoot that goal post back a few more years when the time comes.  he's engaged in the "scoot" so many times before.  why stop?

From the Ed Dames, he--<sigh, shakes head> Nevermind.

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 19, 2014, 01:02:18 AMHi, sorry about your $5 and 17 year wait. Any questions?

Mr. Fidget

From the Mr. Fidget thread.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 03, 2022, 10:49:10 AMI can see why he was trying to find a way out of this timeline.

Apparently he was caught with 9000 child porn images.

Hopefully he'll never get out of jail or hopped into a timeline with worse punishments than we have in this one.

Thanks for the info.  I'd never heard of the guy, which is true for 99 percent of the people who supply the material for this thread.

Quote from: Mr Apnea on June 16, 2018, 12:07:14 AMNo joke here.  I was hit in a car several years ago.  I watched the broken parts float down to the ground which seemed like a good minute.

From the Midnight In The Desert thread.

Quote from: Art is the Best on May 03, 2008, 05:17:41 AMIs it illegal to overthrow the government in America? I seem to recall that one of our forefathers, which one I have no idea, said if the government sucks you should get rid of it. I'm paraphrasing. So doesn't that mean it shouldn't be illegal?

Quote from: EvB on May 03, 2008, 05:42:01 PMIn theory, yes - though the "how" matters.    In practice it's a bit like that very old joke:

Q:  What do you call a mutineer who wins?

A:  "Captain"

From the perfect place to discuss this too thread.

Quote from: Juan on September 02, 2022, 10:04:39 AMI'll bet morphiaflow wishes he were in a different timeline.

Last post: November 18, 2013.  Perhaps he got his wish?

Quote from: morphiaflow on May 16, 2011, 09:18:47 PMJohn Titor has just sent me a message from page 135 of this thread. He told me that around page 111 there will be a giant war amongst posters which will split the forum in two, and that he has come back to this page to get the posts needed to allow it to survive to page 150 and beyond. However, we may not actually SEE those posts, since in the act of coming back here, he has changed the timeline. So SOME of those things may occur in OUR timeline, or they may NOT. But sadly he can never truly go back home.

I set him up with a 12 pack and some hookers. Hope that'll at least keep him happy.

From the Art Bell Quits Coast thread.

Quote from: Morgus on July 15, 2011, 02:19:19 AMNoory sounds a lot like the horse Mr. Ed tonight, calling the guest "Wilbur"

From the George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium thread.

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on June 25, 2008, 07:36:19 AMIf aliens ever actually did come down to our little neck of the woods and said 'take me to your leader"..I would be totally embarrassed if it were GN......or McCain or Obama.

Well, yeah, actually we're fucked anyways.

I'd feel okay with Ron Paul talking to them.

From the You guys won't believe this. thread.

Quote from: moop on March 04, 2009, 06:16:23 AMPeanut Butter is one of the best survival foods. It might be a good time to stock up!

From the God Save Me . . . thread.

Quote from: HeReallyDoes on June 22, 2008, 08:05:49 PMIn these days of high gas prices and low national self-esteem, we need a new hero.  It is in our power to make Michael the next contributed-content millionaire!  If we all craft our posts carefully and are half as witty as we think we are ... then Michael will be the next Drew Curtis ... and we will all be able to say that we knew him when he was threatening to take a dump on his monitor if anyone mentioned spyware again.  Then he will cruise by in his luxury yacht and we will smile with great satisfaction.

Michael, remember this post, when you take over the world I want to be in charge of Australia.

From the On the cusp thread.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 02, 2012, 10:49:00 PMI have about 25-30 gallons of water on hand (half full rain water barrels for the garden) .

In a pinch I would probably try to scrounge 71 gallons out of the water heater. Is that stuff potable?

I actually have lots of canned food-just a coincidence though. I am not really stocking for the coming apocalypse.

From the How much of a Whoreder are you?

Quote from: graham cracker hancock on June 13, 2008, 07:46:47 PMi had a strange dream last night where i was putting x-mas lights on the pyramids.but would there be any outlets i can plug all them damn lights in? pretty wierd? i wonder if the egyptian gov. would let me do that. hmmm..

From the great pyramids thread.

Quote from: Mild Bill on September 02, 2015, 11:19:26 PMThere was a Roman General who wrote about "flying shields" overhead during a battle.

From the Peter Davenport - Live Show Chat Thread.

Quote from: Art is the Best on April 15, 2008, 08:02:25 AMThey're a verb now. They don't have to do anything anymore.

From the Does Google deserve to be on top? thread.

Quote from: mikuthing01 on March 03, 2016, 10:40:38 PMTrump was right and Cruz ate a booger

from the Donald Trump thread.

Quote from: Mika on December 10, 2018, 08:00:03 PMbunch of racists. I is outta here

From the President Donald J. Trump thread.

Quote from: Meister_000 on July 28, 2015, 12:32:27 AMThe Buddhists can't make up their minds. Today they claim to be all about "compassion", but of course, that's an "action" word -- as in "care enough to act".

From the Grant Cameron - Ufology - Live Chat Thread